Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
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  • Comedy
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. 2d ago

    We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE

    Sponsors IndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS!#indacloudpod Don't forget to complete the post-purchase survey and let them know Dam Internet, You Scary! sent you. Factor Meals Eat smarter without spending hours meal prepping. Get 50% OFF plus FREE Daily Greens on new subscriptions. Use code: DIYS50OFF https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF(Offer valid while supplies last through September 27, 2026.) Mint MobileSwitch to premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Learn more at: https://mintmobile.com/DIYS We're back from DreamCon, and we've got STORIES. Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud LIVE as they recap one of the wildest weekends of the year—from cosplay, fan encounters, and behind-the-scenes moments to hilarious stories that didn't make it to social media. Of course, we'll also be diving into some of the strangest, funniest, and most unbelievable stories from around the internet. Come hang out with us live, jump into the chat, and let us know what you want us to talk about! 00:00 DreamCon recap begins00:01 Tech chaos before the show01:38 Why DreamCon is unlike any convention04:05 Finding your community at DreamCon05:58 Tahir's first DreamCon experience07:30 Khleo Thomas, McDonald's & Hamburglar cosplay10:45 Meeting fans and unforgettable interactions12:07 Hamburglar footage & DreamCon moments14:06 Why creators need a content team15:23 Why everyone should experience DreamCon17:02 Meeting fans, photos & creator life18:18 The growth of DreamCon20:49 Recovering after DreamCon weekend21:10 Sponsor: In The Cloud23:41 YouTube Lounge, food & networking25:40 Malcolm Barrett joins How To Nerd26:21 Why first impressions matter29:09 DreamCon keeps getting bigger31:29 Houston food recommendations32:54 Sponsor: Factor Meals36:29 Losing their voices after DreamCon37:25 Packing an 800-seat How To Nerd panel43:30 DreamCon's support for creators44:47 Sponsor: Mint Mobile47:16 Favorite DreamCon moments49:27 Black to Nature and American Forest Foundation55:15 Camping, nature & future collaborations57:07 What they'd do differently next year59:28 Creator mixers and networking1:01:19 Why DreamCon will keep growing1:03:12 Final DreamCon thoughts 👇 Tell us in the comments:If you went to DreamCon, what was your favorite moment? 🎙️ Become a Patreon member for exclusive episodes, bonus content, games, and behind-the-scenes fun:https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary 📱 Follow Dam Internet, You Scary! on social media for clips, updates, and more. 👍 Like the stream💬 Join the live chat🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode! #DreamCon #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #Comedy #LivePodcast #InternetNews #DreamCon2026

    We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE

  2. Jul 9

    Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS

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    Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS

  3. Jul 2

    AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder

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    AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder

  4. Jun 25

    Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS

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    Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS

  5. Jun 18

    Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic

    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at: https://BetterHelp.com/DIYS This episode is sponsored by Factor. Get chef-prepared meals delivered right to your door. Visit https://FactorMeals.com/DIYS50OFF and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew Gold. Visit BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYS. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month free, plus an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping on your first order. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people. From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior. 🎙️ Guest:DJ R-Tistic https://www.instagram.com/djrtistic/ Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started27:00 Reading A Crowd36:00 The Psychology Of DJing45:00 Nightlife Stories55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access1:05:00 Social Media Validation1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences1:25:00 Final Thoughts

    Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic

  6. Jun 11

    AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    Sponsors:IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Mint MobileTo get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYS HimsReady to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you.  Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses. This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more. Topics This Week • AI stealing fingerprints from selfies• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan• Soviet astronaut stranded in space• Jordan Peele movie breakdown• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show• Neuralink discussion• Cockroach causes apartment explosion Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach2:02:06 Outro

    AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

  7. Jun 5

    Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

    Sponsors:Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue ChewDiscover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast. This episode goes everywhere. An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban. Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos. Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin  @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/ 🎙️ Quit Playin' PodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios   👍 Like💬 Comment📺 Subscribe Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie59:10 Wild Relationship Stories1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast1:02:00 Outro

    Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

  8. May 28

    Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!

    This episode is sponsored by BlueChew.Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.comUse promo code: DIYSWhen you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE. This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go. Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody. 👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇Do you think the UFO footage was real?Are birds actually surveillance drones?Would you ever buy a bunker? #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentReal Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation18:13 BlueChew Ad Read20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits59:04 Outro

    Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • Creator
    Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    362
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Dam Internet, You Scary!
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