Before I listened, I was a boring lifeless slug with no friends and male pattern baldness. I would stare at the wall and jam forks in my face, just to see if I could still feel anything. But after listening to Jeff, Christine, and Justin, I have been reborn in their awesomeness. I am the life of every party, everyday is a rainbow, and my baldness has turned into golden locks so beautiful they could make the sun blind. I have also developed super powers, but I cannot say with certainty that it’s due to the podcast. Thank you Jeff, Christine, and Jeff for giving me my life, and luscious locks back.
