Sailor Noob

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Each week on Sailor Noob, hosts Mikanhana and Ka1iban talk about the heroic exploits of the Sailor Senshi, as well as the aspects of Japanese culture, clothing, and food seen in the series. Mikanhana is a Japanese language student who lived in Japan for a time; Ka1iban has never seen a single frame of the show. Join us as we Moon Prism Power "make up" each magical episode!

  1. 6d ago

    SNC 13: "Final Battle -Reincarnation-"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! It's the penultimate episode of Sailor Moon Crystal's first season, as the Sailor Senshi face off against Queen Metalia in a battle for the Earth! Can Usagi stand alone in defense of the planet or will humanity fall to an ancient evil? In this episode, Kal talks about King Arthur in Japan and his Japanese cognate: Emperor Jimmu. Plus, a weird wild wooly wander of a real cowboy ride, the sword of holy +1, too big faces, battered Luna, Sailor PMs, giving Satan a nuke, Mun teleporting, Super Seducer Moon, watching the show in a mirror, Metalia's tight five, lazy devices, accepting fake sacrifices, forgeting your nemesis's name, entertaining train wrecks, learning vs. winning, cat parenting, extra god toes, and hate watching without the hate! #Venuswasrobbed! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  2. Sep 18

    SNC 12: "Enemy -Queen Metalia-"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! This week, the Sailor Senshi fight desperately to save Mamoru from the clutches of Queens Beryl and Metalia! Will the powers of love and friendship be able to break his evil bonds or will Usagi have to make the ultimate sacrifice? In this episode, Kal talks about the cultural history of s*icide in Japan, seppuku, and the concept of amae. Plus, Vader v. Senshi, Mamoru is the Jean Grey, putting all your points into Force Push, deleting your reddit account, Bunki with the good hair, Luke in the throne room, souls confirmed, hair tentacles, eating okay, death to all accessories, letting your story elements go off one by one, sparing you the play, sitcom medical treatments, a probationary dictator, restoring and excruciating energy, Nephrite is their Jupiter, all destiny...no life, Queen beryl is Madeline Pryor, throwing purple fruits, and a payoff with no money! It's just Star Wars now! **Trigger warning for s*icide and self-harm, skip to 1:29:30 when prompted** Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  3. Aug 28

    SNC 11: "Reunion -Endymion-"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Sailor Senshi have returned from their Moon mission to rescue Mamoru, only to find that he's already back?! But this Mamoru goes by "Endo", and he'll stop at nothing to possess the Legendary Silver Crystal! In this episode, Kal talks about the Tenka Goken or the "Five Swords under Heaven", and other mythical swords of Japanese history. Plus, a "slight male perspective", J. Jonah Kenji, laserheads, Sailor Summers, insecure Luna, taking time to recompress, ouch sticks, Sailor GIRLS, a Lemon Cafe party, Shamoru, messin' with that Endo, joyful cardiomegaly, keeping your slumber party on task, not needing your wedding ring, Dragonslayer, selling Aunt May's house, GCC ASAP, the Fortress of Swallowfood, full-on queerbaiting, Mask Tuxedo, The Nut Kick of Great Justice, a new echelon of passive protagonist, the problem with Jupiter, sword doctors, and the Reese's peanut butter cup of anime! The two great anime tastes that taste great together!! Check out some of the legendary swords of Japan! https://swordis.com/blog/mythical-japanese-swords/ Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  4. Aug 7

    SNC 10: "Moon"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! This week, the Sailor Senshi head for the Moon to unlock the secrets of thier past. Back on Earth, Tuxedo Mask remains missing and the Queen Beryl's minions are preparing to put Tokyo in deep freeze! In this episode, Kal talks about Japanese Moon myths, Chang’e and Yutu, The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter and Princess Kaguya,and Princess from the Moon. Plus, Munriting, second fiddles, blaming your guidance counselor, "72 hours earlier...", fairy people from the Moon, T-minus 21600 minutes, blue moon balls, Prince Shingo, matrilineal soul inheritance, hard fantasy, mum from another millennium, Obi-Wan or Leia?, ChatGPQueen, Yaz warnings, Google Cave, better as bishounen, 100% team nature, shojo or shonen?, being a moon wife guy, imitation fire rat, farting at the wrong revelation, Moony McMoonface, and sakuga donuts! Santa is a cop! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  5. Jul 24

    SNC 9: "Serenity -Princess-"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Legendary Silver Crystal has been found but Tuxedo Mask has been lost! Wlll learning the shocking truth about her ancient past be too much for an overwhelmed Usagi? In this episode, Kal talks about josei tenno or "women emperors". Plus, the lie of the "Sailor V anime", Takeuchi and Tolkien, eating the cheese out of Sailor Moon Crystal, dying with your mask on, fake Peter brook tips, wrestling with serial storytelling, adaptation vagaries, "Kami's Law", the Sailor Moon divinity org chart, 50% Arrested Development quotes, passing out equality, the Legendary Crystal Display, catsicles and Luna pathos, ditching Joseph Campbell, shojo body horror, dating the emperor's sister, Oops! all Buddhism, a King Ralph event, and my stupid ideas! #nobloodforcrystal Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  6. Jul 10

    SNC 8: "Minako -Sailor V-"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Sailor Senshi have a new ally in the battle against the Dark Kingdom! But But even Sailor V's powers may not be enough to stop Queen Beryl from first taking Toyko...and then the world! In this episode, Kal talks about shiitake mushrooms and long Japanese vowels or "chouon". Plus, Venus fever, BTAS, refreshing the Power Rangers, entrelacement, getting to the Frodo factory, RAV4 fondue, typical cat face, "Too nervous to bi", insert coin for capitalism, "Usagi needs food badly", watch grabbing, killing the Les Mis cast, DomiNOOOOOOOs, clock confirmed, Rodan's The Screamer, the Legendary Silver Mineral, cutting away from an origin, Swiss cheese memory, Appetite = 7, sealing in the flavor, competent Artemis, and wanting to get lost! Minako is the Wolverine!  Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  7. Jul 3

    SNC 7: "Mamoru Chiba -Tuxedo Mask-"

    Secrets are revealed this week, as Usagi and Mamoru finally have a heart-to-heart. Can they get closer to each other before Zoisite gives them an unhappy ending? In this episode, Kal talks about DVD pupularity and rental in Japan, oshikatsu or Japanese "stans", oshi or "favorite", and recycle shops. Plus, being easily brought to tears, villain duos, characters over story, using only part of your ass, relevant non-sequiturs, The McDonald's of animation, getting rid of teasers, bite worse than bark, Sensitive Steve, "gonnabarfey", the Bag Cut, Aladdin's Basement, Blurry Krang, being Crystal simpatico, sticky Dead Zone situations, WRAP IT UP, Kaliban's Komedy Klass, a conservation of magic, orange balling, Betamaxxxine, getting to the Minako factory, and too much Doctor Who talk! They got my letters! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

  8. Jun 19

    SNC 6: "Tuxedo Mask"

    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! This week, Tuxedo Mask is on TV and Zoisite is in heels! The Sailor Senshi are introduced to a larger world, while their own is on the brink of chaos and disaster! In this episode, Kal talks about "owarai" and "baraeti" or Japanese TV comedy and variety shows. Plus, Act 6 - TM 0, treating the series as hostile, perfecting your pacing, entertaining breakdowns, Crystal googling, listening to an autopsy, Re: The Legendary Silver Crystal, making your own fluid, Mike Wallace on Tuxedo Mask, localizing for Australia, the Way That You Use It, Freiza's tee time, a demonstration planet, magic college, the karaoke murder basement, water lasers, edging anticipation, tipping your videogame character, Rib-diculous Reincarnation, using your evil powers for not good, magicking away latex, anime background noise, and folding when you should have gone all-in! #endlessbrownexpanse Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Each week on Sailor Noob, hosts Mikanhana and Ka1iban talk about the heroic exploits of the Sailor Senshi, as well as the aspects of Japanese culture, clothing, and food seen in the series. Mikanhana is a Japanese language student who lived in Japan for a time; Ka1iban has never seen a single frame of the show. Join us as we Moon Prism Power "make up" each magical episode!

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  • Creator
    Just Enough Trope
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    241
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright justenoughtrope
  • Show Website
    Sailor Noob