The Alphabitches

The Alphabitches
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy

A podcast where some bitches go down the alphabet and talk about nonsense. Letter by Letter.

  1. 06/23/2020

    The Hitlist: Guys at Thanksgiving

    *Warning: Especially bad audio in this episode. We wanted to get it up for you guys anyway but rest assured after we get our prerecorded stuff up audio quality will improve! Bare with us.*  During this list of 10 guys you could bring to thanksgiving, Mallory and Julia demonstrate why they're single by hating almost every single one. Which ones did they actually like? Listen to find out.

  2. 06/15/2020

    Mixer of the Month, Grubhub, and Glasses

    This week Mallory and Julia attempt to make mixed drinks again, Julia reveals some shady business on Grubhub, and Mallory is confused about Apple's new product.

  3. 06/15/2020

    The Sideshow: Film Commentary

    In this episode of the Alphabitches Julia and Mallory finally put their degrees to good use and watch a film together. Except it's a children's film. A terrible one. Seriously, it's bad.

  4. 05/23/2020

    F is for Fads

    World Renown Geniuses Mallory and Julia give their valuable insight into fads and trends, starting with their embarrassing middle school days and ending with a wonderful game of "fad or trend" for current pieces of pop culture. The great thing is we won't even know who won the game for several years. Love that. Come back in 2025.

  5. 05/16/2020

    The Hitlist: Favorite Foods

    Mallory and Julia switch genres again and bring you a very informative food podcast filled with great information such as the best way to cook brussel sprouts and why bacon is disgusting. Are they qualified to talk about food in really any way? No. Will they? Yes.

  6. 05/15/2020

    Mixer of the Month, Football, and Florida Men

    Welcome to Mallory and Julia's sports podcast where they can't stop talking about the Green Bay Packers, they talk shit about tom Brady's Florida transformation, and Mallory can't drink her mixer of the month.

  7. 05/02/2020

    The Sideshow: Eggless Baking

    Welcome to the Sideshow. This week Mallory and Julia tell each other how to bake cakes with no exact ingredients and terrible directions. Julia's dog also gets stuck in a cabinet during the process.

  8. 04/26/2020

    E is for Extinct Animals

    It's time for the main topic ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between.  This week the bitches are tackling the subject of extinct animals. Join them for a discussion featuring the loch ness monster, the resurrection of giant rodents, and Pterodactyls.

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About

A podcast where some bitches go down the alphabet and talk about nonsense. Letter by Letter.

Information

  • Creator
    The Alphabitches
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2020
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Alphabitches
  • Show Website
    The Alphabitches