Garden Plots with Skeletor Meganbob, Marissa Bond, Dan Mulkerin

Are you looking for gardening guidance but can’t stand the vague, wishy-washy answers to your plant problems? Are you sick and tired of advice from people you wouldn’t trust to peel an orange, much less fertilize an orchid?
Well you're in luck, because it is I, Skeletor, here casting pods at you. If you know anything about my work, and you should, it's that I am the sworn enemy of He-Man and the rightful Master of the Universe! What you may not know is that I'm also the rightful master of gardening!
Overwatering? Underwatering? Not sure how to water your plants? NOT ON MY WATCH. Garden Plots with Skeletor is a scheme, I mean podcast, that will save your plants from your black-thumbed buffoonery and will turn you into… well, it will not turn you a Master of the Universe, but it will make you a less incompetent gardener! With my commands, your backyard will flourish, your window boxes will blossom, and you’ll finally get that cool ‘urban jungle’ look that people keep talking about.

Most importantly, you won’t disappoint me, which is something I assure you you would be wise to avoid.
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TREMBLE BEFORE THE TERRIFYING DEBUT OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! AFTER A BRIEF AND FRANKLY UNNECESSARY INTRODUCTION OF YOURS TRULY, WE MOVE INTO AN EXAMINATION OF THE SNAKE PLANT AND HOW TO BEST KEEP IT ALIVE DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT BUNGLING! THERE IS A LISTENER QUESTION! WE EXAMINE WHETHER POINSETTIAS WILL KILL BEAST MAN! MER-MAN VALIDATES MY LONG-HELD OPINIONS! AND MY INEVITABLE CONQUEST OVER ETERNIA GROWS EVER-CLOSER BY THE DAY! NYAHAHAHAHA!
Cast:
Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin
Riley: Kit Mulkerin
Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

BEHOLD, IF YOU DARE, THE MONSTROUS VISAGE OF EPISODE TWO! WE APPARENTLY NEED TO SPEND TIME TALKING ABOUT MY NEW SOUND MINION, BUT AFTER THAT WE MOVE ON TO DISCUSSING CARING FOR PLANTS IN WINTER! I CRUSH MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT GMOS AND HEIRLOOMS LIKE THE PATHETIC VERMIN THEY ARE! I UNFORTUNATELY FIND THE NEED TO EJECT A MEDDLING MINION FROM MY RECORDING LAIR! SPEAKING OF MEDDLING MINIONS, WE EXAMINE WHETHER PARLOR PALMS WILL KILL BEAST MAN! A LISTENER INQUIRES ABOUT PLANT DORMANCY! AND THE DAWN OF MY UNIVERSAL DOMINANCE DRAWS EVER NEARER! NYAHAHAHAHA!
Cast:
Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin
Riley: Kit Mulkerin
Beast Man: Rafael Medina

NOTHING IN YOUR PITIFUL MORTAL LIFE COULD HAVE PREPARED YOU FOR THE GRANDEUR OF EPISODE THREE! I INTRODUCE A MONUMENTAL NEW SEGMENT THAT WILL HAVE ALL OF ETERNIA TREMBLING AT MY FEET! I EXAMINE THE HIDDEN POWER OF THE OTHERWISE UNASSUMING SNOW DROP! I DEIGN TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRETS OF A SPECIALLY-MADE HOT BED! I EXPOUND UPON THE CORRECT WAY OF GROWING SAGE IN YOUR HOME! I RIGHTFULLY LAMBAST A BONE-HEADED LISTENER ABOUT LEAVING THE HEAT ON TOO HIGH! AND I DISCOVER ONE OF RILEY'S GREATEST WEAKNESSES, MUCH AS I SHALL SOON DISCOVER THE WEAKNESSES OF ALL MY ENEMIES! NYAHAHAHAHA!
Cast:
Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin
Riley: Kit Mulkerin

LOOK UPON EPISODE FOUR, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! YES, I'M TALKING SPECIFICALLY TO YOU, HE-MAN! I GIFT YOU WITH A SLIVER OF MY VAST KNOWLEDGE OF PEAS! WE SPEAK OF THE RUBBER PLANT AND ITS ADMIRABLY DARK AESTHETIC! A LISTENER QUESTION PROMPTS AN UNCOMFORTABLE DISCUSSION WITH A MINION WHO, FRANKLY, NEEDS TO LEARN TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS! I ESTABLISH MY UNQUESTIONABLE SUPERIORITY OVER A PUNY HOLIDAY! AND THE FALL OF ETERNIA'S PITIFUL ROYAL FAMILY BECOMES EVER MORE AN INEVITABILITY! NYAHAHAHAHA!
Cast:
Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin
Riley: Kit Mulkerin
Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond

YOU CAN NEITHER RUN NOR HIDE FROM THE TERROR OF EPISODE FIVE! NOR SHOULD YOU WANT TO, UNLESS YOU FEAR QUALITY GARDENING KNOWLEDGE OFFERED IN A PLEASING AND FORCEFUL FASHION! I TALK ABOUT TRANSITIONING YOUR GARDEN AS THE WEATHER BEGINS TO CHANGE! WE TOUCH ON THE FEARSOME AND IMMORTAL TILLANDSIA AND ITS POTENTIAL LETHALITY REGARDING BEAST MAN! I GRACE YOUR IGNORANT EARS WITH PRICELESS KNOWLEDGE REGARDING CACTUS CARE! A LISTENER'S QUESTION PROMPTS AN IN-DEPTH DISCUSSION ABOUT MINIONS, OVERLORDS, AND ENEMIES IN THE PLANT KINGDOM! AND SPEAKING OF KINGDOMS, YOU'D ALL BETTER GET USED TO SEEING A CROWN ON THIS HEAD, BECAUSE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION! FEAR THE MOTION OF MY MIGHTY WHEELS! NYAHAHAHAHA!
Cast:
Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin
Riley: Kit Mulkerin