The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles

Michael Monaco
  • 5.0 (4)
  • Comedy

Scheming mages. Savage hobgoblins. Lithe, twinkish elves. An illiterate dwarf named “Nutmeg.” All this and more in the pages of THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL CHRONICLES, a serialized fantasy adventure loosely inspired by popular tabletop roleplaying games. Prefer to read? Enjoy the text version on the blog! Prefer to listen? Treat your ears to our audio edition, available on most major podcast platforms! The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  1. 03/25/2025

    Episode 034: Lords and Ladies

    When we last left our heroes…THE HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB set out for the Hammerhand Holds to recruit the Dwarves in the fight against the Red Hand! Along the way, GEL had a mysterious near-death experience, and NUTMEG discovered he may in fact be able to claim a regal title. Now our heroes are returning … Continue reading Episode 034: Lords and Ladies → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  2. 03/11/2025

    Episode 033: The King of Hammers

    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, and SISTER DONDALLA set out for the Hammerhand Holds to seek the aid of the dwarves who dwell therein. GEL disguised himself as a dwarven woman, much to NUTMEG’s irritation. They played a dangerous game of cross and double-cross with YORDATH AXEBREAKER, and GEL, searching for evidence against … Continue reading Episode 033: The King of Hammers → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  3. 02/25/2025

    Episode 032: The Valley of the Dwarves

    When we last left our heroes…the HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB fled before the onslaught of the Red Hand horde! Our heroes licked their wounds in the little hamlet of TARLEYTOWN, where NUTMEG got a sick tattoo of some dragons he’s killed and or maimed. Following a desperate conference with the beleaguered captains, our heroes decided … Continue reading Episode 032: The Valley of the Dwarves → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  4. 01/28/2025

    Episode 030: The Battle of Tanner’s Crossing

    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG and GEL, along with woodsman GEORGE, set out for CAER KARNAK to harry the scouts of the RED HAND. Although they successfully bloodied the horde’s nose, they were driven from the keep by AGHARAGOTH, the RED RUIN, draconic forerunner of the horde. In the fray, GEORGE vanished into the … Continue reading Episode 030: The Battle of Tanner’s Crossing → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  5. 01/14/2025

    Episode 029: A Little Night Recon

    When we last left our heroes…with the HORDE OF THE RED HAND bearing down on TANNER’S CROSSING, our heroes set about recruiting allies throughout the town - by hook and by crook. Having procured lamp oil from HARMEL, vague promises from ABERTHOL the DRUID, and potential firepower from SENDIVOGIUS the heartsick WIZARD, the makeshift militia … Continue reading Episode 029: A Little Night Recon → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  6. 03/23/2022

    Episode 028: Recruitment Drive

    When we last left our heroes…THE HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB rescued NUTMEG from the chasm, with a little help from SISTER D’s god. After laying WALLY the giant to rest, the gang returned to Tanner’s Crossing to warn the people of the town about the impending invasion. Following a meeting at MAYOR WISEMAN’s house, NUTMEG … Continue reading Episode 028: Recruitment Drive → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  7. 02/15/2022

    Episode 027: Rest in Peace

    When we last left our heroes…THE HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB met a giant, WALLY, and reached Skull Gorge Bridge, where the advance guard of the Red Hand lay waiting. After NUTMEG infiltrated the enemy camp, the gang set to work destroying the bridge - only to be faced with a furious green dragon. The dragon … Continue reading Episode 027: Rest in Peace → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

  8. 02/01/2022

    Episode 026: May the Giant Be With You

    When we last left our heroes…Nutmeg, Gelmahta, Sister Dondalla, and their new companion George raided the ancient keep of Caer Karnak, apparent headquarters of the impending goblin invasion! Following a narrow victory, they were given magical treasures by the castle’s resident ghost, and learned that the bulk of the goblin horde was just a few … Continue reading Episode 026: May the Giant Be With You → The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

See All (33)

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
4 Ratings

About

Scheming mages. Savage hobgoblins. Lithe, twinkish elves. An illiterate dwarf named “Nutmeg.” All this and more in the pages of THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL CHRONICLES, a serialized fantasy adventure loosely inspired by popular tabletop roleplaying games. Prefer to read? Enjoy the text version on the blog! Prefer to listen? Treat your ears to our audio edition, available on most major podcast platforms! The Chaotic Neutral Chronicles is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://chaoticneutralchronicles.com/

Information