Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews

Scanlines Network
  • 5.0 (5)
  • TV & Film

No crap, just movies. Hosted by two nobodies.

  1. 05/25/2021

    The Mothman Prophecies ('02) | EP:17

    Spooks be about tonight, lads. Them truckers and do-gooding church-goers been seeing black angels in the forests, they have. And then Dick Greer just appeared in town straight outta thin air! Somethin' ain't right 'ere, chaps. And it's getting pretty cold, innit? Why doncha settle down with us for a spell. We're talking about The Mothman Prophecies today. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo

    50 min

  2. 05/18/2021

    The Founding of a Republic ('09) | EP:16

    Mao is great. Mao is good. Mao is life. China is a glorious republic. The people are happy. Poverty has been illegalized. Even the ants can read. Every noble citizen is of the same mind. No pain shall ever be felt by the people of the great state of China. 5000 years of unbroken history have created paradise on Earth. This much is true. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network

    57 min

  3. 05/13/2021

    The Demonic Poltergeist Haunting of John Razimus ('17) | EP:15

    Today we have another guest on the pod to review an extremely niche documentary about the life of one dude who believes he was haunted by demonic entities between the years 2010 and 2011. This isn't a traditional entry for the podcast, but whatever. Expand your horizons.  We will be reviewing Communist propaganda next time. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

    1h 27m

  4. 05/04/2021

    Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie ('15) & Jesus, Bro! ('17) | EP:14

    We continue CHANNEL AWESOMONTH with Linkara's AT4W: The Movie and Brad Jone's Jesus, Bro!. How bad were these movies? Where they even movies? They got HOW MUCH money to make these?! All these questions and more will be answered in this week's episode of WACH-THROO MOVIE REVIEWS! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

    1 hr

  5. 04/13/2021

    To Boldly Flee ('12) | EP:13

    We talk about Doug Walker, Channel Awesome, and a farce of a film for about two hours. Please do not attempt to watch "To Boldly Flee". There is nothing for you there but pain and misery. An Amish funeral would be more fun.  CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

    2 hr

  6. 03/02/2021

    The Book of Eli ('10) | EP:12

    Wow, what a movie. Amen, isn't that right? Johnny and Gabe descend into the sun-pocalypse in this feisty jaunt with cowboy-priest Denzy Washington and degenerate Garold Oldman. Remember; Christianity is dangerous enough to burn a hole through the atmosphere that would let the sun burn us all to death. So stay true to Mata Nui and the Nine Divines. Bless your tiny little hearts. Sit down and listen to us now. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

    1h 18m

  7. 02/23/2021

    Underwater ('20) | EP:11

    Come on now and watch our new episode, folks. Yeah, we're back. We're here to talk about an underwater movie. So come on and join us now. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

    43 min

  8. 06/19/2020

    The Lion King ('94) & The Lion King ('19) | EP:10

    Welcome back obediently loyal listeners to our tenth, and quite possibly worst, episode ever! We watch both Lion Kings to see how the original stands up and what both of us losers thought of the horrible, disgusting, unnecessary, pathetic, loathsome, grotesque, exploitative, and completely detestable remake! I wonder what conclusions we reach this time around! Can't wait for y'all to join us! As always, praise Zeus and all the Olympians. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

    1h 17m
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No crap, just movies. Hosted by two nobodies.

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  • Creator
    Scanlines Network
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    34
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews