Girl...IKYL

Crystal and Rayvan

Two loud-mouth H-Town GIRLS discussing everything from politics to reality TV and maybe giving advice along the way.

  1. 1d ago

    GIRL!!!...IT'S AN OLD EPISODE!

    The GIRLS are taking a little break this week because Rayvan is off spending quality time in Florida with Crystal's niece and her sweet baby. ☀️🌴💕 But don't worry...we couldn't leave the streets unfed! 😭🎙️ So we went digging through the archives 🗂️🕵🏽‍♀️ and found a LOST episode that somehow never made it to the streets! 🤣 Now...don't ask us exactly what we were talking about because honestly...we don't remember either. 😂 Apparently, there's something about "Throat Baby," the Super Bowl 🏈, K. Michelle lyrics 🎶, and probably a whole lot of random foolishness that only the GIRLS could turn into a full conversation. 😭💀 Think of this as a little time capsule, a blast from the past filled with laughs, hot takes, and the same chaotic energy you've come to expect from the GIRLS. 💃🏽💕✨ So pour yourself a glass of wine 🍷, mix up your favorite cocktail 🍹, kick back, and enjoy this throwback episode while we recharge. Don't worry...the GIRLS will be back soon with a BRAND NEW episode to catch up on all the celebrity chaos, RealiTea ☕🔥, documentaries 🎬, and the absolute craziness happening in these streets! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ While you're listening, don't forget to leave us a rating and review! It helps more people discover the podcast, and we appreciate every single one of you. 💖🎧 📧 Got some tea ☕, a hot take 🔥, or a topic you want us to cover when we get back? Email the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com—we LOVE hearing from y'all, and your email might be featured on a future episode! 💌✨ Now press play...and if we sound a little different...mind your business! 😂🎙️💕

  2. Jul 14

    GIRL!!!...IT WAS THE COCO LOCO!

    GIRL!!!...IT WAS THE COCO LOCO! 🍹😂🌴 BABY...whatever happened, just know the Coco Loco had something to do with it! 😭 Grab your wine 🍷, your favorite cocktail 🍹 (maybe NOT a Coco Loco 🤣), or your emotional support snack 🍿 because the GIRLS are back with another episode full of laughs, celebrity chaos, hot takes, and the hottest RealiTea on the internet! ☕🔥💃🏽 First up, it's time for Black Magic! ✊🏾✨ The GIRLS celebrate Viola Davis and Julius Tennon signing a first-look deal with NBCUniversal 🎬👏🏾, Brandy and Monica absolutely SANG DOWN at the Essence Festival 🎤✨, and Missy Elliott curating the Aaliyah: One in a Million tribute. 👑🎶 Then we ask the question everybody wants answered...are YOU going to be watching Why Did I Get Married Again? 👀🍿 Now let's head over to the chaotic streets because the CURRENT EVENTS are CURRENT EVENTING! 😩🤦🏽‍♀️ The GIRLS debate whether the song Spend Dat is promoting scamming and boosting 💸🤔, and somehow Rihanna and Jason Lee ended up grocery shopping together. 🛒😂 Which leads us to ask...if you could go grocery shopping with any celebrity, who would it be? 👀🍎 🏆 GIRL...PLEASE Moment of the Week 🙄😂 This week's award goes to the internet for refusing to let us rest! What in the WORLD is going on with Mr. Tigger?! 😳📺 MR. TIGGER!!! 😭 And Andrew Gillum has found himself in trouble with the law once again. 🚔Word on the streets is that folks won't let him be great. 👀🍿 As always, the RealiTea is PIPING HOT! ☕🔥 Kerri is STILL going back and forth with her mother-in-law 😩, and over on Heart & Hustle, the GIRLS have officially decided that Chloe is the true bone carrier. 💀👀 Plus, when you're introducing someone new to your friend group...do you give them the rundown on everybody beforehand, or let them figure it out for themselves? 🤔💬 🎬 Documentary of the Week This week we're discussing Con Mum on Netflix. Graham Hornigold reconnects with the birth mother he never knew...only to find himself caught in a web of lies, manipulation, and deception. 😳💔 The GIRLS couldn't stop asking...how did he miss ALL those red flags?! 🚩🚩🚩 💬 Questions of the Week We've got TWO this week! 🍽️ Question #1: Why do some urban eateries want to charge Pappadeaux prices 💸🦀, but don't deliver the same level of food, service, or experience? Let's talk about it! 👀 🧘🏾‍♀️ Question #2: What do YOU do to de-stress when life starts life-ing? 🧖🏾‍♀️✨ Whether it's prayer, music, a good nap, shopping, or a vacation, we want to know what helps you reset. So pour yourself another drink 🍷✨, settle in, and spend some time with the GIRLS for another hilarious episode full of celebrity news, reality TV drama, documentaries, and conversations that are guaranteed to have you laughing right along with us. 💃🏽💕🎙️ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Don't forget to leave us a rating and review! Every review helps more people discover the podcast, and we appreciate every single one of you! 💖🎧 📧 Join the conversation! Tell us your answers to this week's Questions of the Week, send us your hot takes ☕, stories, or topic ideas by emailing the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com. Your email might just be featured on a future episode! 💌✨ Now press play...and remember...sometimes all it takes is one Coco Loco for the whole story to go left! 🍹😭😂💕

  3. Jul 7

    GIRL..SHE'S SPEECHLESS

    GIRL!!!...SHE'S SPEECHLESS! 😶😂 (Well...for about 30 seconds anyway! 🤣) Grab your wine 🍷, your favorite cocktail 🍹, or your emotional support snack 🍿 because this week's episode is full of shocking moments, hot takes, and enough foolishness to leave even Crystal...speechless! 😭💃🏽 First up, it's time for Black Magic! ✊🏾✨ The GIRLS recap the BET Awards 🏆🎶 and give Druski his flowers for keeping the show entertaining. Janet Jackson made a surprise appearance to present Teyana Taylor with the Icon of the Year Award 👑✨, but the GIRLS have one question...was the Lauryn Hill tribute just a little too long? 🤔🎤 And seriously...why was everybody dressed in burgundy and brown?! 🤎❤️ Was there a memo we missed? 😭 The GIRLS also send prayers and well wishes to Danny Glover and Charlie Wilson as they both face health challenges. 🙏🏾❤️ Now let's head over to the chaotic streets because the CURRENT EVENTS are CURRENT EVENTING! 😩🤦🏽‍♀️ Marsau got arrested...what is he doing down there in Huntsville?! 👀🚔 Then an 11-year-old somehow managed to order himself an Uber to the airport. 😳✈️ Whose phone and credit card was he using?! Somebody has some explaining to do! 😂 Meanwhile, Tasha K still hasn't learned her lesson 📱😬, Chris Brown has the GIRLS wondering why he didn't just settle ⚖️🤔, and 75-year-old Josephine is sitting in jail...BABY...just wait until you hear what happened between her and her husband. 😱🍿 🏆 GIRL...PLEASE Moment of the Week 😂🙄 This week's award goes to some of the internet's wildest headlines! Terry Crews admitted to doing WHAT for 13 hours a day?! 😳 HOW, Terry...HOW?! Amber Rose has the GIRLS wondering if she's lost touch with her Blackness 🤔, and Jussie Smollett has a new boyfriend! 👀❤️ The streets are busy this week! As always, the RealiTea is PIPING HOT! ☕🔥 This week, something happens that leaves Crystal completely speechless...and if you know Crystal, you know that's almost impossible! 😭😂 Over on Real Housewives of Atlanta 🍑✨, why is Angela so worried about Shamea's Hot Pocket?! 🤨🍕 The GIRLS think Angela has officially gone too far with her latest accusation. And over on Heart & Hustle, is Chloe simply being messy...or is she a full-blown bone collector? 👀🍿 🎬 Documentary of the Week This week's documentary is The Investigation of Lucy Letby on Netflix, and let's just say...the GIRLS are FIRED UP. 😡💔 This case had us emotional, frustrated, and asking more questions than answers. 💬 Question of the Week Would you be okay with your spouse taking a vacation...WITHOUT YOU? ✈️🏝️💍 The GIRLS are split on this one! Listen to hear both sides, then let us know where YOU stand. 👀👇🏾 So pour yourself another drink 🍷✨, get comfortable, and join the GIRLS for another episode full of laughs, side-eyes, celebrity chaos, and conversations that'll have you yelling right along with us! 💃🏽💕🎙️ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Don't forget to leave us a rating and review! Every rating helps more people discover the podcast, and we appreciate every single one of you! 💖🎧 📧 Question of the Week: Would you let your spouse vacation without you? Tell us what you think! Email the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com with your thoughts, hot takes, questions, or topic suggestions. Your email might just be featured on a future episode! 💌✨ Now press play...because once Crystal finally found her words...there was NO stopping her! 😭😂💕

  4. Jun 30

    GIRL...DON'T TELL US NOTHING ELSE

    GIRL!!!...DON'T TELL US NOTHING ELSE! 😩😂🙅🏽‍♀️ Because honestly...the GIRLS have reached their limit this week! 😭 Grab your wine 🍷, your favorite cocktail 🍹, or whatever helps you process the foolishness, and come hang with us for another hilarious episode full of Black Magic, Current Events, RealiTea, documentaries, and a Question of the Week that'll have EVERYBODY talking! 💃🏽☕🔥 First up, it's Black Magic! ✊🏾✨ We're celebrating Black Music Month 🎶🖤 and officially welcoming Cancer Season! ♋🎉 Happy Birthday to all of our Cancers—we hope your year is filled with blessings, good vibes, and plenty of cake! 🎂🥳💕 Now...let's get into these CURRENT EVENTS because BABY...they're doing entirely too much. 😩🤦🏽‍♀️ Mackenzie Shirilla's final appeal has officially been denied ⚖️🚗...and the GIRLS said, "As it should be." For the THIRD week in a row...YES, THIRD...Crystal has to discuss Boosie AGAIN. 😭🙄 This time his probation officer wants him to serve 18 months in jail. Crystal is officially exhausted. Boosie...PLEASE sit down somewhere! 🪑😂 The GIRLS also ask a very important question...do your friends love you enough to tell you when an outfit just isn't flattering? 👀🤔 Because apparently Tamar Braxton's friends missed that meeting...again. 😭 Pancakes were on display, and somebody should've spoken up! 🫣😂 Meanwhile, A$AP Rocky has folks saying he's embarrassing Rihanna at his concerts 🎤👀, people have a LOT to say following the passing of Clive Davis 🕊️, and Beyoncé said y'all have GOT to stop talking about her man! 😂👑 After the internet claimed Jay-Z was wearing a wig, she dropped a whole seven-minute video to let everybody know...that's all his hair! 💇🏾‍♂️🎥🐝 As always, the RealiTea is PIPING HOT! ☕🔥 Love & Hip Hop: Miami has officially come to an end 📺💔, and Crystal has one question...what are them folks going to do for a check now? 😭💸 Over on Real Housewives of Atlanta 🍑✨, the ladies gather for the Bailey Bowl, but why is Angela coming after Shamea...Shamessy...Shamea?! 😭😂 Is the drama real, or are folks just looking for a storyline? 👀🍿 For the Documentary of the Week 🎬🍿, the GIRLS discuss Big Girls Wanted: Pearadise. Let's just say...you have to hear this one for yourself. 😳 Crystal was NOT a fan and kept asking, "Where was the personal accountability?" 🤦🏽‍♀️ Plus...the GIRLS learned about some new fetishes they definitely weren't expecting. 😭🙈 And this week's Question of the Week has everybody choosing sides! 💅🏽💸 How do you feel about beauty service providers requiring—not requesting—a tip? 🤔💵 Should tipping always be optional, or is it becoming mandatory? Listen to find out where the GIRLS stand...and let us know if you agree! 👀💬 So grab your drink 🍷✨, press play, and come laugh with the GIRLS through another episode full of celebrity chaos, reality TV drama, documentaries, and opinions nobody asked for...but everybody needs! 😂🎙️💕 Don't forget to leave us a rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Your support helps more people discover the show and keeps the GIRLS growing! 💖🎧 Got a hot take 🔥, some tea ☕, a question, or a topic you want us to cover? Email the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com 📧💌. We LOVE hearing from y'all, and your email could be featured in a future episode! Now press play...and if any more foolishness happens this week...GIRL, DON'T TELL US NOTHING ELSE! 😭😂💕

  5. Jun 23

    GIRL...HE WASN'T TOUCHING

    GIRL!!!...HE WASN'T TOUCHING! 😭😂🚨 This week the GIRLS are joined by a very special guest, Crystal's cousin, Sheika! 💕🎉 And BABY...the laughs, the hot takes, and the conversations are flowing from beginning to end. So grab your wine 🍷, your favorite cocktail 🍹, or your emotional support snack 🍿 because this episode is another wild ride through Black Magic, Current Events, RealiTea, and one documentary that had us speechless. For Black Magic ✊🏾✨, we're celebrating National Black People Day...also known as Juneteenth! ❤️🖤💚🎉 We also show love to all the amazing dads for Father's Day 👔💙, celebrate the opening of President Obama's Presidential Center 🏛️👏🏾, and we're happy to see Lil Nas X looking healthy and thriving after rehab. 🙌🏾💖 Then the GIRLS head over to the chaotic streets...because somebody has to. 😩😂 We discuss the rumors surrounding Jelly Roll and Bunny XO's marriage 💍👀 and ask the real question...how far are YOU willing to stand by your man? 🤔❤️ For the THIRD week in a row...yes, THIRD...Crystal has to discuss Boosie again. 😭🙄 At this point he's basically a recurring cast member. The GIRLS also talk about FIFA visitors falling in love with American soul food 🍗🍔, our cars 🚗, and our stores 🛍️. And one question has everybody scratching their heads...is Floyd Mayweather broke? HOW SWAY?! 💸🥊😳 As usual, the RealiTea is SCALDING HOT with just a little honey mixed in. ☕🔥🍯 The GIRLS break down Shamea's interview with Carlos King 👀🎙️ and ask...is Shamea really materialistic, or are people just misunderstanding her? 🤔 Meanwhile, Phaedra decides to help Kelli pro bono after Kelli previously called her "wack." Could YOU do something nice for someone who talked about you like that? 😬🍑 For the Documentary of the Week 🎬🍿, the GIRLS discuss Maternal Instinct, a heartbreaking story built on years of lies, deception, a fake pregnancy, and a tragedy that ended with the deaths of a mother and her newborn child. It's a shocking case that left everyone with plenty to unpack. 💔😢 To wrap things up, the GIRLS sit down with Sheika for a candid, funny, and revealing. 😂💕 From life experiences to personal perspectives, it's the perfect way to close out another unforgettable episode. So pour yourself another drink 🍷✨, sit back, and spend some time with the GIRLS—you already know the conversations are going to be equal parts hilarious, messy, and thought-provoking. 💃🏽🎙️💕 Don't forget to leave us a rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Your support helps more people find the show and keeps the GIRLS growing! 💖🎧 Got some tea ☕, a hot take 🔥, a question, or a topic you want us to discuss? Email the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com 📧💌. We LOVE hearing from y'all, and your email might just be featured on a future episode! Now press play...and remember...HE WASN'T TOUCHING! 😭😂💕

  6. Jun 16

    GIRL...NOT PRECIOUS

    GIRL!!!...NOT PRECIOUS! 😭😂🍿 This week the GIRLS are back with another episode full of laughs, confusion, hot takes, and enough RealiTea to keep the kettle boiling all summer long! ☕🔥💃🏽 Grab your wine 🍷, your favorite cocktail 🍹, or whatever helps you process the nonsense happening in these streets because the GIRLS have a LOT to discuss. For Black Magic ✊🏾✨, we're celebrating June birthdays 🎂🎉, talking about Jason Lee's Impact Awards 🏆, and discussing Tyler and Future performing at the World Cup Opener ⚽🎶. Plus, Drew Sidora is back with a new single called How Does It Feel 🎤🎵, and the GIRLS have thoughts. Current events are doing entirely too much this week. 😩🤦🏽‍♀️ First, was A$AP Rocky really out here wearing a thong?! 😭👀 Finesse 2 Tymes apparently sent his brother to perform in his place 🎤🤷🏽‍♀️, Tyra Banks is suing Netflix ⚖️📺, and somehow Crystal has to discuss Boosie AGAIN. This time he's backing out of Wild 'N Out and talking about checking for big feet at his pool party. GIRL...what?! 🦶🏾🏊🏾‍♂️😭 As usual, the RealiTea is SMOKING HOT! ☕🔥🍵 The ladies on Heart & Hustle are still fighting 😩💥, and the biggest question remains...WHO CALLED WHO PRECIOUS?! 👀😭 Meanwhile, over on Real Housewives of Atlanta 🍑✨, K. Michelle and Shamea seem to be embracing their mean girl era 💅🏽😬, Kelli got completely lit at Shamea's party 🍾🥴, and the GIRLS need answers about Pinky. How does she suddenly have money for a scripted series when she was talking bankruptcy not that long ago? 🤔💸 And speaking of RHOA, Drew's divorce is finally official 💔📄, and according to the GIRLS, she should have hired Porsha's attorney because baby...the math is not mathing. 😭⚖️ For the Documentary of the Week 🎬🍿, the GIRLS discuss Tell Them You Love Me, and both Crystal and Rayvan are absolutely disgusted by what Anna did to Derrick. 🤯😡 The conversation gets deep, uncomfortable, and leaves the GIRLS with plenty to say. To wrap things up 🎶✨, Crystal and Rayvan share a few music artists they believe don't get nearly the recognition they deserve. Who made the list? You'll have to listen to find out! 🎧👀 So sit back, relax, and join the GIRLS for another hilarious ride through celebrity chaos, reality TV drama, documentaries, and the random conversations that somehow make perfect sense. 💃🏽💕✨ Don't forget to leave us a rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Your support helps more people discover the show and keeps the GIRLS growing. 🎙️💖 Got some tea ☕, a hot take 🔥, a question, or a topic you want us to discuss? Email the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com 📧💌. We LOVE hearing from y'all, and your email could be featured in a future episode! Now press play and remember...before you call somebody Precious, make sure you're ready for the consequences. 😭😂💕

  7. Jun 9

    GIRL...GRAB YOUR BIRKIN

    GIRL!!!...GRAB YOUR BIRKIN! 👜✨💅 Because this week the GIRLS are serving luxury, laughs, confusion, and just a little bit of toxicity. 😭😂 So grab your wine 🍷, your favorite cocktail 🍹, or whatever is in the Stanley cup today, and come kick it with the GIRLS for another hilarious ride through Black Magic, Current Events, and the hottest RealiTea on these internet streets. ☕🔥 For Black Magic ✊🏾✨, we're talking about the upcoming A Different World reboot 🎓📺, Lizzo's new album 🎶💃🏾, and the exciting news that Serena Williams may be making her return to tennis! 🎾👑 Current events are doing what current events do best, being absolutely ridiculous. 😩🤦🏽‍♀️ The GIRLS discuss the passing of Peabo Bryson 🕊️❤️, Lil Boosie and his latest comments about nail polish 💅🏾🙄 (and yes, Crystal is officially tired of talking about him 😭), and somehow the conversation takes a turn into Yung Miami's definition of toxicity 🚩💔. Rayvan says she's not mad at it, while Crystal starts talking about getting taken down the "O-Town Road" and honestly...you're just gonna have to listen because we can't explain it any better than that. 🤣🤠 Since we're already talking relationships, the GIRLS also share why they genuinely love being married 💍❤️🥰. From friendship and partnership to having somebody who understands your crazy, Crystal and Rayvan keep it real about married life and what makes it worth it. 💕✨ As always, the RealiTea is PIPING HOT ☕🔥! Melody Shari's Instagram posts have the GIRLS asking questions 👀📱, Trina is still cutting up on Love & Hip Hop Miami and now doesn't want to be in the movie because Shay is involved 🎬😩, and over on Belle Collective: Jackson, Rayvan is doing her best to explain what's happening while Crystal remains completely confused. 😭😂 Meanwhile, over on Real Housewives of Atlanta 🍑✨, K. Michelle and Porsha have called a truce. But is the peace real, or are they just taking a brief intermission before the next round of beefing? 👀🍿 So sit back, relax, and enjoy another chaotic adventure with the GIRLS! 💃🏽💕✨ And don't forget to leave us a rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Your support helps more people discover the show and keeps the GIRLS growing. 🎙️💖 Got a question, some tea ☕, a hot take 🔥, or a topic you want us to discuss? Email the GIRLS at girlikyl@gmail.com 📧💌. We LOVE hearing from y'all, and your email might just make it onto a future episode! Now grab your Birkin, secure your edges, and press play! 👜✨😂💕

  8. Jun 2

    GIRL...CALL 911

    GIRL!!!...CALL 911! 🚨🚔📞 Because this week's episode is packed with so much chaos, confusion, and comedy that somebody needs to send help! 😂 Grab your wine 🍷, your margarita 🍹, or your emotional support snack 🍿 and join the GIRLS as we break down everything happening in these streets. We're kicking things off with music and celebrations 🎶✨ as we talk about Latto and K Camp's new albums, Gemini Season ♊💅, June is Men's Health Month 💙, and Pride Month 🌈❤️. Plus, did y'all catch the Spurs making it to the NBA Finals? 🏀👀 The current events are absolutely CURRENT EVENTING this week 😩🤦🏽‍♀️. Khloé gave Tristan an ultimatum to get a vasectomy and sign over the rights to the eggs...GIRL, what?! 🥚😳 Meanwhile, Dr. Bryant is back in the headlines and allegedly acting unhinged yet again 😭. The Patrick Ta makeup drama has the beauty community talking 💄👀, the Roots Pinic looked like a whole vibe 🎤🎉.  Jay-Z has combed out his locs! Is this the beginning of a new era and possibly a new album? 🤔🎶 Speaking of Jay-Z, he had a LOT to say about Drake, Kanye, Dame Dash, and Nicki Minaj 🫖🔥. And while we're on the topic of relationships...do YOU like a little toxicity in your romance? Because Caresha apparently does! 😭🚩💔 The RealiTea is sweet as honey 🍯☕ and extra hot this week! Heart & Hustle is back, Nosh says he never said anything crazy to K. Michelle about Porsha👀, and over on Belle Collective: Birmingham, Stormi and Tiffany are still arguing over...a mop?! 🧹😭 And over on Love & Hip Hop, Trina is down to them people's event knocking down posters and causing chaos. Somebody call Miami-Dade Police! 🚔😂 For our Documentary of the Week 🎬🍿, we discuss The Perfect Wife, the unbelievable story of Sherri Papini, who disappeared for three weeks and had the entire country searchin, only for investigators to spend six years uncovering what really happened. 😳🤯 So sit back, relax, and enjoy another wild ride with the GIRLS! 💃🏽💕✨ Don't forget to leave us a rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ and review wherever you listen to podcasts, it helps more people find the show and keeps the GIRLS growing! 🎙️💕 Got a question, a hot take, some tea ☕, or a topic you want us to cover? Send us an email at girlikyl@gmail.com 📧💌. We LOVE hearing from y'all, and your message could be featured on a future episode! Now press play and remember...if the drama gets too loud, GIRL...CALL 911! 🚨😂💕

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Two loud-mouth H-Town GIRLS discussing everything from politics to reality TV and maybe giving advice along the way.

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  • Creator
    Crystal and Rayvan
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    54
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Crystal and Rayvan
  • Show Website
    Girl...IKYL