Chef Tales Podcast

Matthew John Philip Jones
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Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

  1. 4d ago

    Here comes my 19th mental breakdown

    Sorry it’s all over the place and some segments are a bit dated. A bit like I am at the moment.

    42 min

  2. Apr 15

    Help is on the way dear

    More gym talk than anything I’m afraid. If anyone has any pointers I’m all ears

    29 min

  3. Mar 25

    Point blank piss

    A weekend away with the wife and kids. Then a concert and then it was some shit to deal with.

    33 min

  4. Mar 6

    I’m too old for this shit

    More gym talk. Narcissist’s and weirdos. Mr Perfect and his perfect world.

    42 min

  5. Feb 18

    I still got it

    More six a side football talk. More gym talk and I spot a legend on my way to physio

    25 min

  6. Feb 1

    So long, farewell/auf weidereshen f**k off

    The questions on everyone’s mind is. Who is Pervy Dave? Why is he called Pervy Dave?

    33 min

  7. Jan 13

    No f*****g fighting

    I discuss a Christmas Day service from Hell for some very unfortunate guests, gym talk and more about my football team talk and motor mouth.

    21 min

  8. 12/28/2025

    There’s always one

    Hit me with more questions to answer in future episodes. Any topics that I should talk about?

    14 min
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Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

Information

  • Creator
    Matthew John Philip Jones
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    102
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matthew John Philip Jones
  • Show Website
    Chef Tales Podcast