15 episodes

Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is the hero we all deserve.

Edward is a Vampire Edward is a Vampire

    • Comedy
    • 5.0, 21 Ratings

Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is the hero we all deserve.

    S2:E3 – Bella Is Horrible To Behold

    S2:E3 – Bella Is Horrible To Behold

    Maggie is sick, but the pod continues with a special guest co-host! Bella's relationship with Taylor continues and we agree nobody is making good choices. Quality anti-Mike content, though.




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    • 47 min
    S2:E2 – Bella Loves Binaries

    S2:E2 – Bella Loves Binaries

    A special guest joins Maggie and Chris as we enter New Moon proper. Turns out we may have spoken too soon, because this book is... still a Twilight book. Jacob enters and smiles a lot.




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    • 1 hr 6 min
    S2:E1 – Bella Still Hates Mike

    S2:E1 – Bella Still Hates Mike

    Bella Still Hates Mike
    Chapters 1-3

    New book, same pod! Season 2 begins with a banger. Wow is this book better? Glad some thing stay the same: we love Charlie, Bella hates Mike, and Edward does some manipulative nonsense.




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    • 53 min
    S1:E10 – Bella Contains Multitudes

    S1:E10 – Bella Contains Multitudes

    Bella Contains Multitudes
    Twilight Fan Fiction

    We do the unthinkable: talk about Twilight fan fiction. We even write our own. What have we become? What have we one?




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    • 1 hr 1 min
    Bonus: Bella Stars in a Film

    Bonus: Bella Stars in a Film

    Bella Stars in a Film
    Twilight Movie Commentary
    Bonus ep! Listen along to Twilight with us for our live reactions to this iconiqe film. Just hit play on the movie and the pod and it's like you're there with us.




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    • 1 hr 57 min
    S1:E9 – Bella Is Lili Reinhart

    S1:E9 – Bella Is Lili Reinhart

    Bella is Lili Reinhart
    Twilight the Movie
    Oh boy! This is the episode we've been waiting for. What a F I L M. Our great friend Ben joins us to talk about this seminal YA film.




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    • 1 hr 10 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
21 Ratings

21 Ratings

CalHarden ,

absolutely ~sparkling~

This podcast is definitely a quarantine highlight! I don’t recommend listening to it on your daily government issued walk tho cause you’ll look like a weirdo when you’re laughing out loud so much:) Maggie and Chris have great chemistry + a good balance between interesting analysis of the text & pure comedy at Steph’s expense.

antman404 ,

Highlight of my week!!

New York’s hottest pod is Edward is a Vampire. It’s got everything: 2 hilarious improv besties, the deep analysis of teen romance you have always wanted to discuss but have been too nervous to bring up, and top industry sponsors you didn’t know you needed. It will keep you coming back every week wishing Stephanie made her bible sized novels even larger and more ridiculous so this pod never has to end. Love love love Edward is a vampire!! Happy to be an Edhead!

TugboatJones ,

What a Gift

This. Pod. Has. EVERYTHING. After having to pretend like I was ~too cool~ in middle school to care about Twilight, I am grateful that this pod gave me a second chance to obsess over the most bonkers cultural touchstone of our generation. The only good thing about commutes being #cancelled is that now I can’t embarrass myself by giggling aloud on the train while I listen to Maggie and Chris each week. Im in love!! Can’t recommend this enough!!

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