If You Hate Grapefruits...

Mackenzie Draney
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My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if: -You’re in college -You’re bored -You’re procrastinating -You have OCD -You love New Mexico -You have no discernible life direction -You like to learn -You like stories -You hate grapefruits -You love oatmeal -You’re sexually confused -You go to Walmart 3+ times a week -You’re religiously skeptical -You like insects -You like wildlife -You’re gluten free -You have periods -You don’t have periods -You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand -You are my age -You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb -You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist -You’re interested in mental health -You love dogs -You love cats -You are terrified of kangaroos This podcast is definitely not for you if: -You like grapefruits

Episodes

  1. 03/13/2020

    The Worst Day of Sophomore Year

    If you had Haddock for English 11 AP 5th period, um... I’m really f*****g sorry.

  2. 02/29/2020

    Is This a Diary?

    This is boring and I y’all about literally nothing. Enjoy.

  3. 02/23/2020

    Bald as a Grapefruit

    I shaved my head. Here’s why and how I feel about it.

  4. 02/19/2020

    It’s a Boy! It’s a Girl! It’s... a F*****g Grapefruit

    In this episode I uhhhh unload on y’all about all the queer phases I’ve gone through throughout my life.

  5. 02/14/2020

    Arthropoda Galore: Part 1

    Taking my first entomology class of my college years, and it made me think of when I first became fascinated with Arthropods :') happy memories. This episode is kinda all over the place cause I just needed to get my mind focused on something happy. 10/10 highly recommend Thinking Happy Thoughts ™️ So uhhhh give a listen if you’re bored and uhhhhh especially if you like insects and arachnids and whatnot. Many more stories to come.

    Arthropoda Galore: Part 1

  6. 02/12/2020

    OCD and Me: Part 2

    This is just a continuation, (as you may have guessed), of Part 1 of OCD and Me. So uhhhh if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me growing up, give that a listen, maybe. But if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me in the present, uhhhh give this a listen. K? Keep hating grapefruits

    OCD and Me: Part 2

  7. 02/12/2020

    OCD and Me: Part 1

    If you have OCD, suspect you might, or are curious about how OCD tends to manifest, or how it is expressed in early childhood sometimes, uhhhhh maybe gimme a listen. K? I decided I’m gonna do a part two because I have uhhhh so much more to say about this topic. You might say I’m... obsessive? Keep hating grapefruits

    OCD and Me: Part 1

  8. 02/12/2020

    Whatd’ya Call a Grapefruit Hater with a Perm?

    Ever been curious about getting a perm? Think you wanna try lookin like a poodle? Maybe a beachy babe? Maybe a person with uhhhh maybe with straight hair? Well uhhhh maybe listen to my story. K? In this episode, I start off thinking I’m gonna discuss 3 things, then realize this app cuts me off after 15 minutes, so I only talk about one thing, and that’s my uhhhhh my perm. Also I give a lengthy outro that has a lot of bad background noise... guess I was uhhhh hitting the mic a lot? Idk.

    Whatd’ya Call a Grapefruit Hater with a Perm?

  9. 02/12/2020

    If you Hate Grapefruits...

    Hi, my name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m from Southern New Mexico, I hate grapefruits, and I have some things to talk about.

    If you Hate Grapefruits...
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My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if: -You’re in college -You’re bored -You’re procrastinating -You have OCD -You love New Mexico -You have no discernible life direction -You like to learn -You like stories -You hate grapefruits -You love oatmeal -You’re sexually confused -You go to Walmart 3+ times a week -You’re religiously skeptical -You like insects -You like wildlife -You’re gluten free -You have periods -You don’t have periods -You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand -You are my age -You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb -You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist -You’re interested in mental health -You love dogs -You love cats -You are terrified of kangaroos This podcast is definitely not for you if: -You like grapefruits

Information

  • Creator
    Mackenzie Draney
  • Years Active
    2020
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Mackenzie Draney
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