KilJoy Rewrites

KilJoy Rewrites

One podcast, two guys, three movies; let's ruin everything you love. Join VaN tHe MaN and Daniël YNK Taverner as we rewrite the plots of movies to make them better... Or worse... Who are we kidding, they’re always better after we get our hands on them! We are really good at this. We should be in Hollywood!

  1. 08/21/2020

    18. Business Sweatpants

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Title Sequence! 03:37 - Are You Not Entertained? 14:14 - Her 41:57 - Spider-man: Far From Home 58:24 - An Important Announcement 01:01:47 - Patreon Breakdown 01:09:44 - End of Show Ramblings Get the extended version of episodes (but not this one because we didn't have time this week, sorry) and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  2. 08/15/2020

    17. Harrison Ford Is A MechaSheep

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Beginning 01:30 - Are You Not Entertained? 07:11 - Bloodshot 23:44 - Bladerunner 45:28 - Marley & Me 25:05 - Birds of Prey 51:18 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 58:13 - Recap 01:05:16 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  3. 08/07/2020

    16. Fact From The Future

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It All Starts Here 01:50 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:44 - Joker 46:59 - Eragon 01:02:14 - Madagascar 01:08:26 - Recap 01:14:26 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 01:19:30 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  4. 08/01/2020

    15. She Do A Proper Educate

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - The Start! 02:22 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:17 - The Bee Movie 10:41 - The Notebook Saga 13:21 - The Bee Movie (Continued) 25:05 - Birds of Prey 42:17 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald 58:13 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:01:29 - Recap 01:09:18 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  5. 07/17/2020

    14. Save The McGuffin Freeman

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Here We Go Again! 01:46 - Are You Not Entertained? 13:30 - VaN Rants 24:28 - The Old Guard 42:16 - Toy Story 59:40 - Recap 01:06:03 - GREAT NEWS! 01:08:04 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  6. 07/14/2020 ·  Bonus

    BONUS - The Gambit Gambit

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - BONUS! 00:46 - Gambit 26:23 - Recap of Gambit 33:09 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  7. 07/09/2020

    13. There Is No Definition Or Understanding

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And The Shoosting Begins… 01:15 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:34 - Academic Texts Suck! 07:22 - Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 19:34 - Daniël’s Pain 22:22 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine 48:30 - VaN Gets To Be Smart 01:04:55 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:10:41 - Recap 01:24:33 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

  8. 07/02/2020

    12. He Do Complex Emote All Time

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And So It Begins… 00:55 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:30 - Pet Sematary 18:18 - The Croods 34:29 - Top Gun 45:11 - Recap 53:05 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

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One podcast, two guys, three movies; let's ruin everything you love. Join VaN tHe MaN and Daniël YNK Taverner as we rewrite the plots of movies to make them better... Or worse... Who are we kidding, they’re always better after we get our hands on them! We are really good at this. We should be in Hollywood!

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  • Creator
    KilJoy Rewrites
  • Years Active
    2020
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
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