Undesignated Players: A Low-Budget MLS Fantasy Podcast

Longtime listener, first time reviewer. 5-stars for all the CITY (all caps) and Klauss talk!

This podcast is buns, and by that I mean incredibly insightful and funny. Am I using that right?

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL SOCCER ANALYSTS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT MEN IN BLAZERS AND YOU LOOK AT UNDESIGNATED PLAYERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE IF YOU LISTEN TO NORMAL SOCCER ANALYSTS LIKE MEN IN BLAZERS YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF IMPROVING YOUR MLS FANASTY OUTPUT! BUT RYAN AND SARAH ARE SUPERFANS, AND THEIR VIBES ARE NOT NORMAL! SO NOW MEN IN BLAZERS GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST TO GIVE BETTER MLS FANASTY ADVICE! AND THEN YOU ADD CHOWDER SINGING TO THE MIX, THE CHANCES OF MEN IN BLAZERS GIVING BETTER FANTASY ADVICE DRASTICALLY GO DOWN! IF MEN IN BLAZERS TEAM UP WITH TAYLOR TWELLMAN, THEY GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF IMPROVING YOUR FANTASY OUTPUT. BUT UNDESGINATED PLAYERS HAS A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE TAYLOR KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT THESE VIBES AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO YOU TAKE THEIR COMBINED 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MEN IN BLAZERS' 25% CHANCE AND THEY GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF IMPROVING YOUR MLS FANTASY OUTPUT. BUT THEN YOU TAKE UNDESIGNATED PLAYERS' 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF THEY WERE TO GO 1 ON 1 WITH MEN IN BLAZERS AND THEN ADD THAT 66 2/3 %, UNDESIGNATED PLAYERS HAS A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF IMPROVING YOUR MLS FANTASY OUTPUT! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!

Sleeping giants in the world of American soccer media personalities, Ryan and Sarah are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise dull MLS Fantasy scene. Undesignated Players is a cultural reset, defying all established conventions of what a fantasy advice podcast should be through its revolutionary approach to analysis centered on the concept of “no stats, just vibes.” Every Thursday, I wake up with a renewed sense of purpose and optimism knowing I’d soon have the absolute pleasure of listening to a full hour of effervescent banter laced with quasi-informative fantasy advice. Come hear why critics are calling Ryan and Sarah the “Next Biggest Thing in MLS Fantasy since Carlos Vela in 2019.”