Line Drunk

Lee

This is an entertainment podcast for quotaholics covering trivia, quotes, and reviews, for those movie and television lovers everywhere. I’m Lee, your host, creator, editor, producer, etc. and I really hope you enjoy my unfiltered, unedited, unrehearsed, yet passionate podcast. So grab a glass of wine, a beer, a cocktail, or all three relax and enjoy. Feel free to reach out if you’d like to be a guest and discuss a film or specific episode of a television show, new or old, popular or unknown. You can email me at linedrunk@gmail.com or reach me on Twitter or Instagram @Line_Drunk.

  1. 6d ago

    Devour with Director/Co-Writer Scott B. Hansen

    This movie is crazy, it's wild, it's a trip for sure, but it's so much fun. This movie takes you on an adventure like no other. So make sure you have a drink in hand and pick two or three rules from the drinking game and enjoy the show. I am so glad I was able to interview Scott and get a few things answered. Stranded after a disastrous gig, an all-girl heavy metal band (The Virginia Bitches) finds a woman in danger in a town ruled by a warlock, and crawling with cannibals, vampires, and a deadly werewolf, forcing them to fight for survival. Be sure to rent/buy it now. The Devour Cocktail: Ingredients 1/2 medium apple (cored, skin on, chopped into big pieces)1/2 medium orange (rind on, sliced into big pieces, large seeds removed // plus more for garnish)3-4 Tbsp organic brown sugar (or 3 Tbsp organic cane sugar)3/4 cup orange juice (plus more to taste)1/3 cup brandy (plus more to taste)750 ml bottle dry Spanish red wine1 cup Ice to chillDirections Add apples, oranges, and sugar to a large pitcher and muddle with a muddler or wooden spoon for 45 seconds.Add orange juice and brandy and muddle again to combine for 30 seconds.Add red wine and stir to incorporate, then taste and adjust flavor as needed. I added a bit more brandy, orange juice and brown sugar. Stir to combine.Add ice and stir once more to chill. Serve as is, or with a bit more ice. Garnish with orange segments (optional).Store leftovers covered in the refrigerator for up to 48 hours, though best when fresh. Devour Drinking Game: The Virginia Bitches play a show.there’s a head explosion.a vampire feeds.there’s a werewolf kill.someone becomes a vampire. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow and subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

  2. Sep 30

    Troop Beverly Hills

    I am so glad to cover this film, especially with all the talk about a long awaited sequel. Hopefully the sequel will not disappoint. Sadly this film isn't streaming anywhere, but it is available for rent or to buy on several platforms. You could also probably get a copy on Amazon or eBay if you wanted an actual disc to watch over and over. With her marriage breaking up, Beverly Hills housewife Phyllis Nefler boosts her self-esteem by leading a local troop of Wilderness Girls. Although Phyllis' version of roughing it is spending the night at the Beverly Hills Hotel, that suits her privileged troop members just fine. Unfortunately, when Phyllis falls afoul of a rival leader, the girls are threatened with having their group dissolved -- unless they can prove their wilderness skills at the annual jamboree. Thin Mint Martini (cinemasips.com): Ingredients Chocolate SyrupCrushed Thin Mints1 oz peppermint schnapps2 oz white chocolate liqueur2 oz half-and-halfDirections To prepare glass, rim the edge in chocolate syrup, then dip in crushed thin mints. Swirl additional syrup around inside of the glass. Place in freezer for 10 minutes to chill. Mix remaining ingredients together in a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour into prepared glass. Drinking Game: One sip when... Phyllis says the word "wilderness" or "girls."Someone mentions Beverly Hills or Rodeo Drive.You see an over-the-top designer outfit or couture uniform.A high-end luxury car or limousine appears on screen. you there is a cameo or you recognize an actor.there is smoking.a new patch is earned.Two sips when... A matching, customized designer camping accessory is revealed.Velda Plendor glares or acts malicious.The girls break into an impromptu song or chant.Velda is called "Sir".Finish your drink when... The iconic cookie-selling rap/dance-off happens at the grand finale. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow and subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    Troop Beverly Hills
  3. Sep 8

    Camp Nowhere

    I thought I had seen this film before, but apparently I hadn’t. It is a fun summer film that brings back 90s nostalgia and it is available to stream on Disney+, so go check it out. Morris Mud Himmel (Jonathan Jackson) spends every summer at computer camp, but he hates it. Mud and his friends (Andrew Keegan, Melody Kay, Marnette Patterson), unhappy about their respective camp prospects, devise a plan to finally have a fun summer. They bribe Dennis Van Welker (Christopher Lloyd), an ex-teacher, to pose as a counselor for a fake camp and rent a campground where the kids can run amok. But they run into trouble when their parents want to come for a visit. Bug Juice Cocktail: Ingredients 1.5 oz Apple Vodka0.75 oz Melon Schnapps (Midori)2 oz Pineapple JuiceSplash of Sprite or Lemon-Lime SodaGummy worms or plastic bugs on the rim for garnishDirections Fill a tall glass with ice cubes.Pour in the apple vodka, melon schnapps, and pineapple juice.Stir well until chilled.Top with a splash of Sprite for fizz.Hang gummy worms over the edge of the glass like real camp mess-hall crawlers. Drinking Game (Some from this episode and others from drunkenme.com): Drink when… skinny dipping is mentioned.Trish's dad confuses her with his other daughter.Mud and/or Gaby refer to themselves as dorks/geeks/nerds.anyone complains about their parents.anyone says “Camp".Dennis portrays a new character.a new camp activity is shown (ie. mattress jumping, pie fight, flashlight tag, etc).a letter is mentioned.a peace sign is shown.a super soaker is seen.Take a shot… “Just because you’re smart doesn’t mean you can’t act stupid.” As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow and subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    Camp Nowhere
  4. Sep 4 ·  Bonus

    Penny Lane is Dead with Mia'kate Russell, Sophia Wright-Mendelsohn, and Bailey Spalding

    This is such a fun film! Please go check it out and enjoy this bonus episode with the director/writer and stars of Penny Lane is Dead. A sweltering Australian summer gathering turns deadly when three close friends at a beachside house must fight for survival after a prank goes wrong. The Penny Lane Bloody Mary Ingredients 2 oz vodka (or pepper-infused vodka for extra kick)4 to 6 oz tomato juice or vegetable juice1/2 tsp freshly cracked black pepper (plus extra for the rim)1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce1/2 tsp hot sauce (like Tabasco)1/4 tsp prepared horseradish (optional)1 tsp fresh lemon juicePinch of celery saltIce CubesDirections Prepare the rim: Rub the edge of a tall glass with a lemon or lime wedge. Dip the rim into a mixture of salt and freshly cracked black pepper.Chill the glass: Fill the rimmed glass halfway with ice and set it aside.Mix the cocktail: Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the vodka, tomato juice, black pepper, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, horseradish, lemon juice, and celery salt.Shake and strain: Shake the mixture well for 10 to 15 seconds. Strain the liquid into your prepared glass over the fresh ice.Garnish: Add a celery stalk, a lemon wedge, or a skewer of olives and pickled peppers. The Penny Lane is Dead Drinking Game: Drink when… there is smoking/drugs.there is drinking.there is blood.when you are surprised by something.someone says mole.Kat opens her mouth without saying anything. Waterfall… for as long as it takes to finish a cupcake. Take a shot for the line "I can smell your hairy taco." As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow and subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    Penny Lane is Dead with Mia'kate Russell, Sophia Wright-Mendelsohn, and Bailey Spalding
  5. Sep 1

    Pretty Little Liars S1E1

    Its been 16 years since the show premiered and what better day to release an episode discussing the pilot episode than on the anniversary of Alison's disappearance. My cousin introduced me to this show and it immediately grabbed my attention. It is 100% a teenage girl show, but it has murder, suspense, clues, lies, sex, and so much more. I highly recommend checking it out if you haven't yet watched the series. The show also had spin offs with Revenswood, The Perfectionist, and most recently Original Sin, which is more of a slasher. It has been one year since Alison, then the queen bee of the bunch, went missing. Spencer, Aria, Hanna and Emily have gone on with their lives, though they've grown apart. Now in high school, each girl finds herself facing a new set of challenges when anonymous text messages from `A' threaten to expose all of their secrets - both old secrets the girls were sure only Alison knew, and newer secrets developed after Alison's disappearance. Who is `A' and how does he or she know the things he or she knows? `Pretty Little Liars' is based on the series of novels by Sara Shepard. "I'm back bitches and I know everything." - A Hanna’s Pink Drink: Ingredients 1.5 oz of VodkaLa Croix (preferably a pink option)1.5 oz GrenadineDirections Mix all the ingredients together in a shaker with ice.Pour into glass over ice and enjoy. PLL Drinking Rules (tvtropes.org and drinkiwiki.com): Drink when… (I’d recommend choosing 2-3 rules) Spencer gets that constipated lookSpencer and Melissa fight or one up each otherAria and Ezra almost get caughtMona says something bitchythe theme song playsall the girls wear a dressMelissa is being bitchythey are sitting in a classroomEmily kisses a girlHanna is shown in a fat suitAria has pink streaks in her hairMona is a dork in the flashbacksomeone mentions Spencer's mom is a lawyerAlison is in the episodethey read A's message together; Refill and drink again if it says bitchesany character diessomeone cries about somethingany of the girls wear normal clothes and not “couture”they mention The Jenna ThingA ends a message with "bitch", "bitches", or some variant thereof.A does something that should require psychic knowledge of the future.the girls do something stupid that gives A an advantage over them. (Also, when they tell a lie that gives A more to blackmail them with.)someone is framed for murder.whenever there is an Ezria scene.Spencer disses Hanna.Hanna gives a good reason for someone to diss her.they do something that you definitely shouldn't do if a creepy murderer is after you. (For example, when Emily and Paige go to a party in the middle of the woods)the girls go to a Halloween party and shit goes down.a creepy doll and/or mask shows up.a possible love interest of the liars acts shady in a potential team member kind of way.the liars break into (or out of) a place they should definitely not be able to break into (or out of) — like an asylum, a morgue, etc.Aria comes on screen with an accessory larger than your head.someone says "It's complicated."at least one of the girls have a cup of coffee either in their hands or on the table in front of them.Ezra/Toby/Caleb is shirtless.there is Spoby sex scene.a reaction shot lasts too long.Hanna starts a thought with "okay" As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow and subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    Pretty Little Liars S1E1
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This is an entertainment podcast for quotaholics covering trivia, quotes, and reviews, for those movie and television lovers everywhere. I’m Lee, your host, creator, editor, producer, etc. and I really hope you enjoy my unfiltered, unedited, unrehearsed, yet passionate podcast. So grab a glass of wine, a beer, a cocktail, or all three relax and enjoy. Feel free to reach out if you’d like to be a guest and discuss a film or specific episode of a television show, new or old, popular or unknown. You can email me at linedrunk@gmail.com or reach me on Twitter or Instagram @Line_Drunk.