Doesn't Matter, Nobody's Listening

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General chat about anything and everything that comes into our weird little minds. From reasons for murdering people to recent Movie and TV reviews. Yeah, we're a little odd like that. Listen if you want to just take things a little less seriously and look at the world from a strange point of view. Gives us a follow on Instagram: dk_lindsay, danfaulkner91

Episodes

  1. 09/01/2020

    09: Drunk times, drunk timesssss Pt.1

    Re-uploading a random night and a few too many drinks later. Apologies in advance if you're easily offended but chill out, they're just dumb drunk discussions.

    09: Drunk times, drunk timesssss Pt.1

  2. 06/29/2020

    08: Our Terrible Movie Recap/Review - The Drone(2019)

    We saw "The Drone" released in 2019 and directed by Jordan Rubin. A horror film with a killer Drone, that somehow silently stalks it's prey, lays out rose petals, transforms into a bigger talking drone and so much more. If you love films that are so bad that they become so f**king amazing then you need to check it out. Kinda like how you need to check out our recap of it, because it's also so bad that it's.... well, not amazing, but, it's alright.

    08: Our Terrible Movie Recap/Review - The Drone(2019)

  3. 04/30/2020

    07: The Big Fat Ugly Dirty Stinking Quiz of The Quarantine

    With more alochol in our systems than sense, we answer questions like, "Was Cheers better than Friends?" "Whats a logical number of vaginas?" and "What does the Crystal maze and the X-Men have in common?" And they weren't even the quiz questions. So don't expect to learn anything useful but hopefully have a few laughs as we try to do this without making too many obscene and disgusting remarks, spoiler, we fail, hard. Come and have a go if you think you're bored enough

    07: The Big Fat Ugly Dirty Stinking Quiz of The Quarantine

  4. 04/30/2020

    06: Spanish Fly 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Sit back, relax, and have a Corona(virus) with the lads, because myself and Dan are joined by 4 of our friends, Josh, Reece, Milzy and Tim. In true man-child fashion, we talk about the real questions like "What apocalyptic movie universe would be best to live in?" or "Who would Tim eat first, his cat or his Girlfriend" Sorry about my audio, surprise, surprise, I'm an idiot and didn't realise my mic wasn't on.

    06: Spanish Fly 2: Electric Boogaloo

  5. 04/30/2020

    05: Harley Quinn and the Media of Predators

    Was Harley Quinn as unsuccessful as the media suggests. Did Jim Carey and a talking Hedgehog really work? Was the Ghostbusters reboot really that bad? All good questions you'll never really get the answers to, from this podcast at least, but we'll still have a random chat about all of it in our own weird way. At a time where the world's going crazy, drown out the madness with our ramblings, or don't, who cares, it really doesn't matter, nobody's listening.

    05: Harley Quinn and the Media of Predators

  6. 04/30/2020

    04: A Vegan, Mexican & a Caveman walk into a Bar

    What do Vegans, cavemen, Mexicans and a diet of only meat have in common? Nothing at all really but we somehow manage to chat about them in some way this week. Sprinkle in some conspiracy theories about the Pyramids, Solar flares and Tupac and you have a standard Daine and Dan conversation that doesn't matter cause nobody's listening.

    04: A Vegan, Mexican & a Caveman walk into a Bar

  7. 04/30/2020

    03: Once Upon a Time…Tom Cruise drank the blood of a Virgin

    From "Rick, f**king, Dalton" to baby semen. Two guys just chatting breeze and having fun when we were supposed to be talking about the Quentin Tarantino film, "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". But we got a little bit sidetracked and somehow deciphered the truth behind the real lifestyles of Hollywood instead, or at least, our version of that truth.

    03: Once Upon a Time…Tom Cruise drank the blood of a Virgin

  8. 04/30/2020

    02: Our Terrible Movie Reviews - Oscars 2020 edition

    Our first recording of 2020 and it's a blockbuster edition. In celebration of the Oscars, we look at some of the categories and give our useless opinions and predictions for the winners whilst checking out some mind blowing 1 star reviews by other terrible reviewers on IMDB. Plus a little summary of the results at the end. Forget the glitz, forget the glam, forget the powerfully emotive and meaningful speeches, cause we're not about that life.

    02: Our Terrible Movie Reviews - Oscars 2020 edition

  9. 04/30/2020

    01: Marrying Darth Vader

    Two non-religious guys talking about the definition of the meaning of life, we even mention the big guy in the skies, Galactus. Another old recording but our first one with all the bells and whistles! Literally, sound effects provided by soundbible.com. I'm getting slightly better at this editing jazz...slightly.

    01: Marrying Darth Vader

  10. 04/30/2020

    0.03: A little bit of the bubbly relationship

    New year, very old recording. In 2020 the plan is to just have fun with this passion project and improve editing and presenting skills. Kicking off with two dorks just having a laugh and chatting s**t about our view on relationships, happiness and what being bubbly actually means.

    0.03: A little bit of the bubbly relationship

  11. 04/30/2020

    0.02: Our (Terrible) Movie Reviews. Spoiler alert: Not enough Jaws

    Recorded just over a month ago, here's our terrible spoiler free review of Spiderman: Far From Home. We checked out some other "inspired" movie reviews thanks to Amazon comments and we also figured out the name for this pointless Podcast P.S - Sorry for all the bleeps, I really need to stop saying the F-Word so much

    0.02: Our (Terrible) Movie Reviews. Spoiler alert: Not enough Jaws

  12. 04/30/2020

    0.01 Making a Murderer

    Our first foray into the podcasting life. Just mini podcasts to start with, here's our first chat of Daine and Dan getting sidetracked talking about murderers and what makes them tick.... Kinda.

    0.01 Making a Murderer
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General chat about anything and everything that comes into our weird little minds. From reasons for murdering people to recent Movie and TV reviews. Yeah, we're a little odd like that. Listen if you want to just take things a little less seriously and look at the world from a strange point of view. Gives us a follow on Instagram: dk_lindsay, danfaulkner91

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