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My name is Shane Cronley and this is the firefighter and EMS stories podcast that are truly offensive and funny. I was a firefighter/EMT for 16 years and started my career in the Air Force for the first four years. Then the rest of the 14 years I worked as a civilian firefighter as well as a contract firefighter in Afghanistan and in Kuwait. I want to share with you the many stories of calls and events that happened in the fire station . These stories will be offensive and graphic but that is the nature of the beast working as a firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Nurse, police, ETC.

  1. 05/01/2022

    52 Stuck and injured penis stories

    Fellas, if your horny, don't do what do these fellas did to sexually relieve themselves. You are better off and cheaper to buy a flesh light than taking a trip to the emergency room. You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below  Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

    6 min

  2. 04/01/2022

    51 Gasoline

    You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

    5 min

  3. 03/01/2022

    50 EMT an Firefighter Pass out

    Checkout my t-shirt shop on Etsy. battleaxetee | Etsy  You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

    8 min

  4. 02/09/2022

    49 Stuck to the couch

    Checkout my t-shirt shop on Etsy. battleaxetee | Etsy  You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

    3 min

  5. 09/30/2021

    48 Roaches, Spiders and Snakes

    You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below  Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

    6 min

  6. 09/13/2021

    47 Selfie war

    You can find the article at  'Selfie war' paramedic sentenced to 6 months in jail - News - Northwest Florida Daily News - Fort Walton Beach, FL (nwfdailynews.com) You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below  Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

    3 min

  7. 09/11/2021

    46 911 Let us never forget

    If you would like to share your 911 story on the podcast, Please email them to shane.cronley70@gmail.com.

    3 min

  8. 08/24/2021

    45 Homeless encampment

    You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below  Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

    5 min
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My name is Shane Cronley and this is the firefighter and EMS stories podcast that are truly offensive and funny. I was a firefighter/EMT for 16 years and started my career in the Air Force for the first four years. Then the rest of the 14 years I worked as a civilian firefighter as well as a contract firefighter in Afghanistan and in Kuwait. I want to share with you the many stories of calls and events that happened in the fire station . These stories will be offensive and graphic but that is the nature of the beast working as a firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Nurse, police, ETC.

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