Fights of the Round Table

Fights of the Round Table

Join us each episode as 5 dopey guys argue a meaningless topic in a March Madness style tournament to determine a true-ish champion.If you like the show, please subscribe. If you don't like the show but feel bad for us, give us a pity subscribe. We'll take it, we aren't proud. If you would like to interact with us (Mainly to yell at us because you disagree with our picks), find us on Instagram and Twitter. We'd love to hear your positive feedback...keep all the negative stuff for Twitter.

  1. 10/20/2025

    Best Fast Food Burger

    We're back baby! Your favorite buffoons are here to dive deep into the gastronomical science of fast food, compare toppings, argue about sauces, and more. Tune in to find out what is truly the best fast food buger! Don't forget to subscribe and share! Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    56 min

  2. 09/11/2023

    Best Hurricane Tips

    Hailing from Southwest Florida our brave, some would say moronic, crew have come together to share what we learned having survived Hurricane Ian last year.  We figured that having joined our collective thoughts to form one brain we could share with you, our dozens of listeners, the best advice we could give you to surviving the next hurricane.  Having faced the tragedy of this hurricane personally, our hearts go out to all of those still hurting, and we desire earnestly to bring some levity to those listening.  Enjoy what we consider the Best Hurricane Tips, remember to download and share with your friends, regardless of weather (get it??) you listen or not.   https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    1h 29m

  3. 02/27/2023

    Most Believable Conspiracy Theory

    We'd say welcome to season three of FotRT but where have we been?  What have we been doing?  Some have asked (literally dozens of people), why haven't we released any new episodes?  Had we been abducted by aliens (not Edson's kind of aliens)?  Were they murdered by mob?  Were we lost in the Denver Airport?  There have been numerous theories floating about, some would say conspiracy theories.  But all that really matters is that we are back and ready to debate the next great question.  "What is the most believable conspiracy theory?"   Buckle in kids because this season is going to be packed with tons of great episodes (when we record them).  As usual download often, listen less frequently, but most importantly rate us highly regardless.   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    1h 11m

  4. 08/29/2022

    Best Bald Guy

    Welcome to another belated episode of five morons arguing over whom we believe is the Best Bald Guy. Join us as we use little to no logic to make our arguments. We will easily be sidetracked and derailed in this episode, but what else is new? This hair-raising episode will stimulate your follicles until you are dying to pull them out yourself. Enough of the puns; listen and grow grey with us.  Or don't it doesn't hurt our feelings either way.  Just make sure you download and give us a five star rating.  I'm not sure it changes anything, but it is a nice thing to do...  https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel Martin Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Special Music Thanks to Jami Bezerra Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    1h 13m

  5. 06/06/2022

    Best Fast Food Restaurant Pt. 2

    This week we have the delicious conclusion to the great fast food debate. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera  Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn Music: Jami Bezerra Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    45 min

  6. 05/23/2022

    Best Fast Food Restaurant Pt. 1

    This week our incredibly unhealthy panel discusses something near and dear to our hearts…quite literally thanks to the plaque buildup and blockages, I’m sure.  Best Fast Food Restaurant.  This is only part one because for some reason we decided to talk a lot this episode. Part 2 to follow fairly soon…ish.  And you don’t have to thank us, it’s our pleasure.  As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera  Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn Music: Jami Bezerra Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    1h 4m

  7. 03/28/2022

    Best Cartoon Theme Song

    Yabba-dabba-do not miss this episode!  We discuss all things cartoon theme song as we debate which is the Best Cartoon Theme Song of all time.   As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-permanent Fill-in Co-host: Joel Martin  Music: Jami Bezerra Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    1h 20m

  8. 03/07/2022

    The Hunger Games

    Here it is, the event you've all been waiting for. Fictional characters wielding fictional weapons in a fight to the death. Welcome to the Hunger Games!  As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-permanent Fill-in Co-host: Joel Martin  Music: Jami Bezerra Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

    1h 11m
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Join us each episode as 5 dopey guys argue a meaningless topic in a March Madness style tournament to determine a true-ish champion.If you like the show, please subscribe. If you don't like the show but feel bad for us, give us a pity subscribe. We'll take it, we aren't proud. If you would like to interact with us (Mainly to yell at us because you disagree with our picks), find us on Instagram and Twitter. We'd love to hear your positive feedback...keep all the negative stuff for Twitter.

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  • Creator
    Fights of the Round Table
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    41
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Fights of the Round Table
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