Learn Me Somethin'

Caleb Fitzwater and Josiah Gardner

Two lifelong friends compete to discover the most interesting topics. It's the listener's job each week to vote for who "won" that week's episode, and the loser must be punished. But really, each episode is jam-packed with unique topics, entertaining banter, and PLENTY of smack talk. 

  1. 05/14/2024

    Costco VS Sumo

    This episode is sponsored by millennials. We chat about Caleb's experience applying to a university he never plans to attend, the business of being Costco and the lifestyle of being a rishiki. If you've ever wondered "How does Costco do it?" or "Why is Sumo so interesting?" then this is the episode for you. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/BJnX8zjBPnv SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    Costco VS Sumo

  2. 04/02/2024

    Slime Mold VS Ancient Toilets

    This episode gets a little gross, so this is a warning to Caleb's mom, but if you don't mind a little poop talk and some microorganism discussion, you might just grow in appreciation for your toilet and the gross little squishy creatures around you. Or you might turn off this episode once we start talking about the tersorium... VOTE https://strawpoll.com/e2narwpAwgB NOTES Josiah's vegan meals Slime mold Tokyo map SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    Slime Mold VS Ancient Toilets

  3. 03/19/2024

    The Great Emu War VS How to Disappear

    Buckle up people. This one's a doozy. Need to disappear? Need to learn how to fight an army of giant flightless birds? We've got you covered. P.S., don't disappear please. We need listeners. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/2ayLkqRVWZ4 NOTES Data removal guide SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    The Great Emu War VS How to Disappear

  4. 03/05/2024

    The Reentry of Voskhod 2 VS Space Stations

    IT'S SPACE BABY. Our first themed episode of season 4. You know we're nerds and get excited any time we get to leave the atmosphere on this pod and this episode is action packed with spaceships, astronauts, space races, and camaraderie. Give her a whirl and we think you'll enjoy it. ALSO, don't forget to pick up your, "These guys suck" merch in the merch link below! NEW MERCH VOTE https://strawpoll.com/XOgON2Orbn3 SUPPORT Patreon SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show Support the show

    The Reentry of Voskhod 2 VS Space Stations

  5. 02/20/2024

    What is Sleep? VS Big Lightbulb

    Season 4's first tap out! A surprise guest visits the show to share about a topic everyone could implement into their lives. There's also plenty of learnin' and goofin' around. Maybe too much goofin' not enough learnin' but we'll let you be the judge of that. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/PbZqRKKbNyN SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    What is Sleep? VS Big Lightbulb

  6. 02/06/2024

    Sensory Deprivation VS Bill's Art

    Today we're talkin' Darn Tough socks, dolphins noises, founding fathers,  and more. If that doesn't make sense to you, just listen. You'll get it. Trust me. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/40ZmqK5pRZa NOTES First sensory deprivation tank Dollar bill SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    Sensory Deprivation VS Bill's Art

  7. 01/23/2024

    The Smoothest Conman Vs. The Teeny Weeny Dimension

    This is our first in-person episode in a while which means one thing: we had a blast. We also talked about being in a teenage mob, immortality, and a fascinating character from the early 1900's (maybe). Buckle up and prepare to have the entertainment center of your brain light up like never before. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/6QnMOx42aZe NOTES Punishment Video Brine Shrimp Tardigrade Hydra SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    The Smoothest Conman Vs. The Teeny Weeny Dimension

  8. 01/09/2024

    Land Diving VS Airmail

    Learn Me Somethin' is back at it with a fire emoji of a season opener. This one is filled with the LMS classics: the early 20th century, technical difficulties, silliness, wild stories and interesting culture. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/7rnzmwkVEyO NOTES Punishment Video Goodnight Moon Report Land Diving SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

    Land Diving VS Airmail
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About

Two lifelong friends compete to discover the most interesting topics. It's the listener's job each week to vote for who "won" that week's episode, and the loser must be punished. But really, each episode is jam-packed with unique topics, entertaining banter, and PLENTY of smack talk. 

Information

  • Creator
    Caleb Fitzwater and Josiah Gardner
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2024
  • Episodes
    69
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Caleb Fitzwater and Josiah Gardner
  • Show Website
    Learn Me Somethin'