The Roast and Toast Podcast

Jordan Geisler

Do you like watching bad movies? Do you like films with terrible tropes, awful scripts, and poor acting? So do we...more or less! Join in with hosts Jordan Geisler, John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer to roast and toast bad movies! Together they'll pick out the lows (roasts) and highs (toasts) of awful films both current and old.

  1. 12/20/2022

    S3E25: The Roast & Toast of "Santa With Muscles"

    It's probably long overdue that we cover a Hulk Hogan movie, and a Christmas movie--that doesn't really have anything to do with Christmas--is the perfect time for getting to watch him in action! Jordan, John, and Rhiane dissect this awful Christmas movie and its many flaws, such as having too many goons, a weird rooftop fight scene, how not a single person recognizes Hulk Hogan's character at any point, the illegality of literally stealing property from someone, a bumbling cop, and so much more! Later, the group does a segment of Tag It and All sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Thanks for sticking with us for a whole three seasons! We'll be returning in the new year, so stay tuned!

    1 hr

  2. 12/06/2022

    S3E24: The Roast & Toast of "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas"

    It's the most wonderful time of the year, so now we need the most wonderful movie of the year! We watched the Lifetime original movie starring the late Grumpy Cat, and boy is there a lot to say about it. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss terrible child acting, lame school bullies that are in the movie for one whole minute, the danger of a bird not being in a cage, the terrible casting and voice acting for every character except for Aubrey Plaza as Grumpy Cat, incredibly dark moments for a children's movie, and so much more! Later, the group does a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Lifetiem Christmas movie "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever" as it will be the topic of our next episode.

    1h 5m

  3. 11/22/2022

    S3E23: The Roast & Toast of "Santa Conquers the Martians"

    It's time for another Christmas film, and this one is (unfortunately) out of this world--Mars, to be exact. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss one of the absolute worst movies they've ever seen. They point out issues like a furry polar bear before furries were a thing, children being kidnapped by aliens, a lone news station traveling all the way to the North Pole and securing an interview with Santa, a lack of distinguishing identifiers for all the aliens, Santa sassing his own wife, and much more. Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Lifetiem Christmas movie "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever" as it will be the topic of our next episode.

    40 min

  4. 11/08/2022

    S3E22: The Roast & Toast of "Santa Girl"

    Behold! Stars of our childhood come together to make an absolutely abysmal Christmas film. Jennifer Stone and Devon Werkheiser play in this made for TV movie that primarily takes place in some unfortunate person's house. Together, Jordan, John and Rhiane discuss the movie's many flaws, such as the lack of logic involving Santa's daughter going to college for only one semester, an annoying elf sister, an unbelievable spit scene, Santa having a Ferrari instead of a sled, and soooo much more. Later, they do a segment of Re-cast and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 1964 film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" as it will be the next episode in our installment of Christmas films.

    1h 11m

  5. 10/25/2022

    S3E21: The Roast & Toast of "Knowing"

    Third time's the charm for Nicolas Cage! It's his third time on the podcast, and we're digging into his sci-fi movie "Knowing" and how awful it is. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the movies many issues, like having Rose Byrne show up for only 25 minutes of the film, an extreme lack of "Stranger Danger" practices, the phrase "go to the caves," Nic Cage's sleeping and drinking problem, a hard of hearing child using sign language literally twice, Nic Cage making a mess of his home at every opportunity, the strange references to religion, and much more! Later, they do a segment of Tag It and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the movie 2019 Christmas movie "Santa Girl" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode as we begin Spooky Season with episodes every Tuesday! Thanks for listening!

    1h 7m

  6. 10/18/2022

    S3E20: The Roast & Toast of "Jennifer's Body"

    It's time to cover the cult classic Megan Fox horror comedy "Jennifer's Body" in another podcast edition of Spooky Season! The gang discuss Rhiane's recommendation, and they altogether agree it is worthy of being a cult classic. They discuss spiky vomit and how it could've been real, a very uncomfortable whoopee scene in which the man doesn't pay any attention to the woman's discomfort, an amazing roundhouse kick to a prison nurse, bunny slippers in prison, a sketchy satanist band, JK Simmons' insane role, and much more! Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Nic Cage film "Knowing" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode as we begin Spooky Season with episodes every Tuesday! Thanks for listening!

    59 min

  7. 10/11/2022

    S3E19: The Roast & Toast of "Old"

    Behold, one of the most depressing thrillers of all-time: "Old"! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss this movie, which may send you into a stage 4 depression, and it's many flaws, such as name drop after name drop, so much racism, confusion about accents, no makeup for people who are supposedly aging quickly, a lack of character changes, six year-olds knowing about sex, a terrifying beetle-reminiscent death scene, and much more. Later, they do a segment of ReCast and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the Megan Fox cult classic "Jennifer's Body" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode as we begin Spooky Season with episodes every Tuesday! Thanks for listening!

    1h 7m

  8. 10/04/2022

    S3E18: The Roast & Toast of "Killer Sofa"

    Watch where you sit, you've got to keep your eyes peeled for the Killer Recliner--uh, er, Killer Sofa! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss John's pick for Spooky Season and how its title is misleading, why the female lead is trying to have a relationship with her gay roommate who wants nothing to do with her, witchcraft, Jello blood, why a man is living inside a recliner, the relationship between the old magi and his girlfriend, a pill problem that is never explained, a man having whoopee with a bra and purse, detectives named Grape and Gravy, and a heck of a lot more. Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2021 movie "Old" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode as we begin Spooky Season with episodes every Tuesday! Thanks for listening!

    58 min
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Do you like watching bad movies? Do you like films with terrible tropes, awful scripts, and poor acting? So do we...more or less! Join in with hosts Jordan Geisler, John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer to roast and toast bad movies! Together they'll pick out the lows (roasts) and highs (toasts) of awful films both current and old.

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  • Creator
    Jordan Geisler
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    68
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jordan Geisler
  • Show Website
    The Roast and Toast Podcast