Sent us a text, you dicks!! There are several wars happening in the world now. We don't think all of them are justified. In this episode, we discuss the wars in the canon and whether or not we think those were fair - or just plain idiotic. As Shakespeare said: Now, for our consciences, the arms are fair When the intent of bearing them is just. - Hotspur, Henry IV Part 1, Act 5, Scene 2 Or But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs and arms and heads, chopped off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day, and cry all “We died at such a place,” some swearing, some crying for a surgeon, some upon their wives left poor behind them, some upon the debts they owe, some upon their children rawly left. I am afeard there are few die well that die in a battle, for how can they charitably dispose of anything when blood is their argument? - Williams, Henry V, Act 4, Scene 1 Or, as Edwin Starr said in his famous song in 1970: War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh War, huh, yeah What is it good for? To send us an email - please do, we truly want to hear from you!!! - write us at: thebardcastyoudick@gmail.com To support us (by giving us money - we're a 501C3 Non-Profit - helllloooooo, tax deductible donation!!!) - per episode if you like! On Patreon, go here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=35662364&fan_landing=true Or on Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=8KTK7CATJSRYJ We also take cash! ;D To visit our website, go here: https://www.thebardcastyoudick.com To donate to an awesome charity, go here: https://actorsfund.org/help-our-entertainment-communiity-covid-19-emergency-relief Like us? Don't have any extra moolah? We get it! Still love us and want to support us?? Then leave us a five-star rating AND a review wherever you get your podcasts!! Support the show