Midwest Storytime

Todd Kast
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Attempted preservation of the stories that were foundational in my development. Showing that stories about dildos and lapdances can be just as wholesome and groundbreaking to young adults as the books they read.

  1. 02/13/2021

    Shrimp Dick

    Valentines Day is a magical made-up holiday for companies to sell things and break up the monotony of February. It also tends to be entirely one-sided in cis-gendered hetero relationships. Not the first time shrimp has swum in my belly button, and I doubt it'll be the last.  MidwestStorytime.com Todd Kast

  2. 01/28/2021

    Smelling Gay?

    Have you ever smelled like sex? Have you ever been asked by your mother if you were in the closet? This story may be for those select few who can sympathize. Anal sex has a distinctive smell... Todd Kast MidwestStorytime.com

  3. 12/24/2020

    Golf Ball through a Garden Hose

    Friends tend to take us places we don't want to go....but we try to have a good time anyway. Lots of drinking and lots of flirting lead to a golf ball and garden hose situation. Robbed or a prostitute?

  4. 11/25/2020

    Re-Kidnapping Grandma

    Be thankful this Turkey Day for a family that doesn't try to kidnap your Grandmother; and. then you have to go get her back. This story brought to you by dysfunctional families everywhere! Todd Kast MidwestStorytime.com

  5. 11/17/2020

    Racist Electioneer

    Random run-in with a prominent member of society, who contributes and donates to build a better society....for white people. Teaching skills come in handy outside the classroom as well.  Todd Kast MidwestStorytime.com

  6. 10/27/2020

    Crazy F#@! Camp Week

    This story, I tell to my good friend Matt, is about my first week working at a summer camp as a camp counselor. It goes from a best friend being fired for negligence, to a kid who f***s a squirrel. You will just have to listen to it to find out if it was 'stuffed'. Thomas Kast MidwestStorytime.com

  7. 10/20/2020

    Fishing is Luck

    Have you ever been threatened by a random stranger? I tell my guest Matt all of the story, including the 2 years and 4-year after the original story. Let's just hope that there is nothing more to add to this story....in Memorium of Todd. Thomas Kast MidwestStorytime.com

  8. 07/29/2020

    The Dildo Inadequacy

    Ever feel inadequate next to a dildo? Sexual awakenings happen on mundane Saturdays in the middle of the afternoon. Do you know what you need to get off? Thomas Kast MidwestStorytime.com

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Attempted preservation of the stories that were foundational in my development. Showing that stories about dildos and lapdances can be just as wholesome and groundbreaking to young adults as the books they read.

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  • Creator
    Todd Kast
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Todd Kast
  • Show Website
    Midwest Storytime