The Utopia Project

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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨 🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀 Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you? From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!

  1. 4h ago

    STU FREESTONE: RI WAS AN 888 POKER ACTOR! - S09 Ep72

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by guest co-host; Coope and on the couch they havej spoken word poet, author and professional cheese enthusiast; Stu Freestone to build his perfect planet. Stu takes the gang on a journey from acting and accidentally landing TV adverts on his road to spoken word poetry, his new book The Lights That Blur Between, touring the UK and why writing became such an important way of processing life, grief and mental health. Then, as usual, it's on to planet building, where there's a national anthem that gets progressively louder, a flag that is actually a never-ending Catchphrase puzzle, and a full-blown cheese war cry. The most gloriously ridiculous planet centered around cheese and good vibes! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/stufreestonepoet Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 02:17 - How Stu Freestone Became a Spoken Word Poet 04:10 - From Working in a Café to TV Adverts 06:34 - Selling Your Soul to Advertising 08:05 - The Reality of Auditioning for Adverts 10:36 - Saying the Same Line 300 Times 12:40 - The 888 Poker Advert 14:08 - Wearing the Director's Fleece 16:12 - "I Want a Nut Flush" 17:38 - Stu's Love of Cheese 19:27 - Our Pizza Sponsor 20:23 - The Lights That Blur Between 22:04 - Poetry, Grief, Mental Health & Resilience 25:20 - "I Believe in You" 26:07 - The Book Launch in York 28:23 - Performing in Front of a Live Audience 30:18 - The Cheese Monger Battle Rap 32:08 - Rind Over Reason 34:13 - An Unplanned Striptease 34:51 - Stu's Spoken Word Tour 37:07 - How Do You Write a Book? 38:47 - Subscribe, Like & Follow The Utopia Project 39:52 - Let's Build Stu's Perfect Planet 40:00 - The Cheese Planet Gets Its Name 42:55 - The World's Weirdest Planetary Flag 46:49 - The Monty Python National Anthem 49:29 - The Cheese Planet's War Cry 53:38 - Cheese on Toast for Everyone 56:05 - How to Learn to Like Blue Cheese 59:52 - The World's Most Pungent Cheese 01:03:39 - Maggot-Infested Cheese 01:07:14 - What Counts as a Delicacy? 01:08:14 - The Planet's Drinks: Bloody Marys & Nesquik 01:10:20 - Welsh Rarebit & The Milk Obsession 01:13:34 - The Most Unhinged Nesquik Idea Yet 01:15:04 - Patreon & How to Support the Podcast 01:16:58 - The Go Left Revolution 01:18:26 - No More Clapping When Planes Land 01:23:12 - Brian Blessed & Bob Mortimer Run the Planet 01:28:25 - The Great Shush: A Day of Silence 01:32:50 - The Planet's National Treasure 01:34:02 - The 3,500-Year-Old Cheese Oracle 01:39:33 - Stu's Complete Cheese Planet 01:40:50 - What Are You Going to Do With All the Swans? 01:43:36 - Find Stew Freestone & His Spoken Word Tour 01:44:31 - Subscribe to The Utopia Project 01:45:49 - Outro

    STU FREESTONE: RI WAS AN 888 POKER ACTOR! - S09 Ep72

  2. 4d ago

    ALMOST WON £450?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep73

    📣 This week the boys talk about their recent visit to Boston United FC, Losing lots of money gambling and obviously..... becoming Fan men! After storytime, the boys ponder where Sharpy should go for his next solo holiday & Jak has a rant at his own brain! Follow this up with finding out what a "Beef Stain" is, who can become Utopia's pest controller and create a way to monetize food poisoning... What else were you expecting?! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project & Football Hospitality 05:00 – The Family Football Tradition & Questionable Food 10:00 – Football Kits, Merch & Looking Like The Manager 15:00 – The £450 Raffle Win That Nearly Happened 17:07 – Liberty Slice Co – Authentic New York Pizza 18:02 – Holiday Plans, Work & The Bradford Score 20:00 – Where Should We Go on Holiday? 23:00 – Theme Parks, Flying Lessons & Adventure Ideas 25:00 – Paragliding Without a Licence?! 27:00 – Why Does My Brain Remember Useless Things? 30:00 – Risky Business: Twinkle Tums 35:00 – Twinkle Tums Takes a Very Dark Turn 38:00 – Thunderdome: Who Makes the Best Pest Controller? 40:00 – Eddie Murphy's Doctor Dolittle vs The Rats 44:59 – Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 46:53 – Word on the Street: "Beef Stain" 48:00 – The Worst Possible Beef Stain Story 50:30 – Final Scores, Outro & Welcome to Utopia

    ALMOST WON £450?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep73

  3. Sep 20

    STEVEN HADDOCK: ROADWORKS ARE THE BAIN OF MY LIFE! - S09 Ep72

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are joined by photographer, artist and musician and all-round creative maverick Steven Haddock The gang chat photography, music, punk bands, the Lincoln creative scene, making a living from art, why you sometimes have to fail repeatedly before anything works, and why working a normal job just isn't for creative people. After this, Steven dreamt up his perfect planet, Dubbed "HELL-0" where the nokia tunes echo far through the mountains, Roadworkers are hunted like animals, and hash browns cure every ailment! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/stevenhaddockphoto ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/cathedral.rat Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project & Meet Steven Haddock 05:00 - From Punk Shows to Wedding Photography 10:00 - The Lincoln Music & Creative Scene 15:00 - Why Creative People Don't Make Normal Jobs 19:35 - Building Steven's Perfect Planet Begins 20:35 - Welcome to HELL-0 22:25 - The Planet Nobody Wants to Instagram 26:05 - HELL-0's Flag: Skulls, Flames & Boobs 28:10 - The National Anthem Is Classic Nokia Ringtones 33:40 - Steven's Flag Is Actually a Greetings Card 34:25 - The Bali Gecko Battle Cry 37:00 - Subscribe, Follow & Support The Podcast 38:05 - Hash Browns Become the National Dish 43:00 - The World's Most Horrible Golden Clown Jewellery 47:30 - HELL-0's Laws: No Roads & No Road Workers 51:00 - The Great Traffic Cone Heist 54:15 - Meet HELL-0's Ambassadors 57:00 - Eric Cantona, Flying Kicks & Road Worker Enforcement 1:00:15 - Get Early Access on Patreon 1:02:05 - A Year On, A Year Off: HELL-0's Work-Life Balance 1:07:30 - HELL-0's National Treasure: Live Amp Feedback 1:11:00 - The Complete HELL-0 Planet Recap 1:12:40 - Steven's Planet Gets a Horrible Scenario 1:14:50 - Find Steven's Photography, Art & Bands 1:16:00 - Follow, Subscribe & Support The Utopia Project 1:17:20 - Welcome to Utopia

    STEVEN HADDOCK: ROADWORKS ARE THE BAIN OF MY LIFE! - S09 Ep72

  4. Sep 16

    WAS I SPIKED OR JUST DRUNK?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep71

    📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy recall recent events as they attended a gig that ended up completely sideways after some interesting and concerning events! After a very thorough debrief, involving abandoned cabs, multiple bodily fluids and some pranking tactics from Jak, the boys embark on building Utopia where they explore new sounds for pedestrian crossings, new creatures by the name of "Sleepy Rotters" & some alternative options for nightclubs! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:28 - The night out that went very wrong 05:01 - Too many drinks and leaving Chunk behind 08:05 - Chunk realises he's absolutely hammered 10:15 - The walk home turns into a nightmare 12:04 - "Something's not right" — was Chunk spiked? 14:20 - Getting home with no idea what time it is 16:07 - Naked, crying and completely defeated 16:46 - The suspicious man at the bar 19:10 - The mysterious drink and the spiking theory 21:09 - Five pints, five shots and the morning after 22:14 - The final indignity: Chunk pissed himself 24:05 - The night out gets even more chaotic 26:03 - Liberty Slice Co. sponsor 26:59 - Alternative Options: How do we fix nightclubs? 28:16 - Nightclubs become day clubs 30:07 - The introvert-friendly day club 31:10 - Day clubs, social distancing and friendly security 32:37 - Planetary Playlist: Pedestrian crossings 33:10 - What should a pedestrian crossing sound like? 35:28 - Turning pedestrian crossings into adverts 36:36 - The Whopper pedestrian crossing 38:17 - Patreon: Support The Utopia Project 40:11 - Creature Feature: The Sleeping Rotter 41:12 - The creature that wakes up for crisps 42:29 - The Great Bomb of Milton Keynes 43:16 - Radioactive bedbugs and the Sleeping Rotters 44:25 - The terrifying history of the Sleeping Rotter 45:17 - Utopia has a serious bomb problem 46:27 - Three games, three points and no actual utopia 47:09 - Stay away from radiation and subscribe 47:51 - Follow us, merch, Discord & Patreon 48:10 - Drop bass, not bombs 48:37 - Welcome to Utopia 49:03 - The end

    WAS I SPIKED OR JUST DRUNK?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep71

  5. Sep 13

    VEIL OF EMBERS: I FORGET THE LYRICS I WROTE! - S09 Ep70

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, we're joined by Kyle and Scott from the metalcore band Veil of Embers to build their perfect planet with a classic manic game of "Planet Wars" The lads talk about gigs, songwriting, changing lyrics at the worst possible moment, band arguments and what it's actually like trying to get a metal band off the ground. There's some "over here" A hand crafted dinosaur flag, Linkin Park, Big Shaq, Liberty Slice, James May, kebabs, Board Games, Pepsi Max, a screwdriver lost in the River Thames, Coca-Cola, Peroni, Michael Palin, board games, and a brand new annual tradition involving everyone giving Scott a tenner! All of the above lovingly crescendoed into solving the problem of wasps in your pants! Classic times, crazy days! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOWutopiaproject.podcast@gmail.comOr submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/veilofembers Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project 04:00 – Playing metal gigs, the metal scene & getting more shows 09:00 – Band drama, songwriting & changing lyrics at the last minute 14:00 – Liberty Slice & building the perfect planet 16:00 – Nottingham vs Over Here: naming the planets 20:00 – Designing the world's worst/best flag 24:00 – Linkin Park, Chester Bennington & the new era 29:00 – Tequila becomes the national anthem 34:00 – Man's Not Hot vs Jurassic Park: the ultimate battle cry 38:00 – National food: pizza, kebabs & the perfect late-night meal 40:00 – The great kebab argument 46:00 – Pepsi Max vs Coca-Cola 50:00 – The best beer ever: a litre of Peroni in Rome 54:00 – Guinness, giant beers & drinking stories 58:00 – The laws of Utopia: paying bands & banning loud phone conversations 1:03:00 – Choosing the perfect planetary ambassador 1:09:00 – Patreon, early access & supporting The Utopia Project 1:11:00 – Utopia's annual traditions: a day off & National Tenner-Day 1:17:00 – National treasure: board games vs a screwdriver lost in the Thames 1:24:00 – The final planet revealed & the scores 1:26:00 – Scenario Cup: yellow jackets in your pants 1:28:00 – Where to find Veil of Embers 1:30:00 – Subscribe, Patreon, merch & the final goodbye

    VEIL OF EMBERS: I FORGET THE LYRICS I WROTE! - S09 Ep70

  6. Sep 9

    THE RICH GET SPACE CLUBS & MECHSUITS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep69

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another completely normal episode... starting with a trip to the Cotswolds that that ends with £150 salt shakers, overpriced pasta, Diddly Squat Farm, Blenheim Palace and the realisation that being posh is also a very expensive hobby! Then things get even more ridiculous as the boys go head to head where they discover a giant weaponised robot tank that would be perfect for a king... Elsewhere, the boys meet Twinkle Pete, debate whether the International Space Station needs a gay nightclub, and create some brand-new laws for Utopia including one that could protect musicians from getting completely stitched up by the music industry! Standard. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 - Addiction, the Gym & Finding a Healthy Vice 10:00 - A Very Expensive Trip to the Cotswolds 15:00 - £300 Salt & Pepper Shakers?! 20:00 - The Most Expensive Weekend Away 21:53 - Our Favourite New York Pizza Sponsor 22:20 - Stuff & Things: Fit for a King 23:00 - The £1 Million Giant Robot Tank 27:00 - Is Coronation Chicken Fit for a King? 29:35 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 31:27 - Local Legends: Meet Twinkle Pete 33:30 - A Gay Nightclub on the International Space Station 37:34 - Law of the Land: Making Laws for Musicians 41:00 - Should Everyone Be Forced to Learn Music? 42:54 - Final Scores & The End of the Show 43:48 - Subscribe, Follow & Join the Utopia

    THE RICH GET SPACE CLUBS & MECHSUITS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep69

  7. Sep 6

    VOORNY: AN ALL FEMALE PARLIAMENT IS BEST! - S09 Ep68

    📣This week, Producer Voorny is back on The Utopia Project couch to revisit his dream planet.... there's some amendments to address, a name change and plenty of new laws to invoke! This time around, we're banning smart glasses, putting women in charge of the government, questioning conspiracy theories, controlling the entire planet's weather and exploring the mysteries of "The Gland" We also discuss why James Corden is the ultimate rival, whether Ed Sheeran is actually overrated, the addictive nightmare of League of Legends, and why small talk is his citizens biggest fear! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:04 Voorny's Original Planet Gets a Makeover 00:12 New Laws: Banning Smart Glasses 00:17 What If Women Governed the World? 00:24 The Gland: The World's Weirdest Tourist Attraction 00:29 Climate Control & Conspiracy Theories 00:35 Are We Being Kept Scared on Purpose? 00:38 The Lucky Cards of Voorny's Planet 00:42 Why James Corden Is the Ultimate Rival 00:46 Is Ed Sheeran Actually Overrated? 00:50 Voorny's Guilty Pleasure: League of Legends 00:55 The Greatest Fear: Small Talk 01:00 The Awkward Restaurant Story 01:05 Why We Need to Meet People Where They're At 01:09 Support The Utopia Project 01:11 A Final Recap of Voorny's Planet 01:13 What Does the Perfect Day Look Like? 01:17 The Ultimate LAN Party 01:22 Taking Life Slowly 01:23 The End of the Show 01:25 Goodbye from The Utopia Project

    VOORNY: AN ALL FEMALE PARLIAMENT IS BEST! - S09 Ep68

  8. Sep 2

    CYBERLEEK & THE WRONG WEDDING! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep67

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another journey into the unknown! First, the lads talk all about Sharpy's latest trip to London, The perils of FOMO & the recent GTA leaks! Then as always, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy get to work building Utopia proper; first with registering the Sock Cutters Co. at companies house, finding a new social worker for the planet, and finding out exactly what a "Backender" is! You know the score. 4 Idiots. 3 Games, 1 planet. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOWutopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 The Worst Hotel Room in London 10:00 Backflips, Parkour & Being Too Old for It 15:11 GTA 6 Leaks & Cyber Leak 20:00 Rockstar, Spoilers & The GTA 6 Dead Man's Switch 24:04 Risky Business Begins 25:00 Sock Cutters Co. — The Perfect Business for Your Enemies 30:00 Fresh Socks, Foot Juice & Battery Snacks 31:44 Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 34:00 Thunderdome — Who Makes the Best Social Worker 38:00 Why Elton John Would Make a Great Social Worker 40:30 Word on the Street 41:25 What Exactly Is a "Back Ender"? 43:35 The Final Scores 44:00 Subscribe, Follow & Support The Utopia Project 45:45 Welcome to Utopia

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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨 🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀 Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you? From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!

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  • Creator
    theutopiaproject
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    289
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © theutopiaproject
  • Show Website
    The Utopia Project

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