ZACH SINGS LIKE A GIRL

Zachary Beelzebub
  • 5.0 (5)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

The absolute best in mediocre podcasting, singing, thinking, reading, crying, stealing, philosophizing, sketch comedy, fake ads, fake news... welcome imaginary friends!

  1. Satan Is My Grandma

    11/28/2022

    Satan Is My Grandma

    Poor, unfortunate Zach. Bro opened the portal to Hell in hopes of becoming a singer, and it turns out the Queen of Darkness is Grandma. He enters into a magical contract with her that seems to have set her loose on humanity. Woopsi-daisy... Well, now we know.

    16 min
  2. ZSLAG 2.4 Podcast Service Announcement

    11/21/2022

    ZSLAG 2.4 Podcast Service Announcement

    It's time we discussed the degradation of the podcast format and your failure as Listener to feed my need for validation. Also, Wiener Wrap. Also, Figurines. Also, Shiltz. No, I didn't make those things up, they exist somewhere on the internet.

    21 min
  3. ZSLAG 2.3 Hell's Portal Opened

    11/14/2022

    ZSLAG 2.3 Hell's Portal Opened

    Finally the first person account of how Zach and SovietRussiaVocalGuru agreed to summon Satan to wish for the ability to sing. One of the better episodes, really. Maybe just listen to it?

    23 min
  4. ZSLAG 2.2 ReBUTTal, Orgies, Recap, Lucifer

    11/07/2022

    ZSLAG 2.2 ReBUTTal, Orgies, Recap, Lucifer

    This episode is fudge packed and fully loaded! It's got a little bit of everything, especially since it even has a bit of recap. And yes, Listener, at the end we begin to uncover the story of how Zach opened the portal to hell.

    41 min
  5. ZSLAG 2.1 Season Premiere w Return of SRVG

    10/31/2022

    ZSLAG 2.1 Season Premiere w Return of SRVG

    Welcome to Season 2! Zach's back, baby... Zach's back. Unfortunately, he has some bad news. He'll try to sort it out this season if he can.

    14 min

  6. 10/07/2020

    ZSLAG 1.15 Grandma Checks In, Zach Almost Reviews Himself

    Grandma interrogates Zach to figure out if he has breached their contract; Snarles is introduced; Grandma coughs a lot. Zach tells you what the episode was supposed to be, if he weren't the failure we know him to be. Then Zach coughs a lot.

    14 min

  7. 09/30/2020

    ZSLAG 1.14 Listeners' Choice, Cardi B's Ever Explicit WAP

    Zach treads all of the hot water by discussing things far above his pay grade. If you know anything about "WAP", then you probably know exactly what to expect from this episode, and then some. Fortunately Zach enlists the help of some former speakers to ASSess the nature of the topics at hand, and is pleasantly surprised that the latter half of the episode is more philosophical than ever anticipated. Hooray.

    1h 42m

  8. 09/23/2020

    ZSLAG 1.13 Zach Talks To A Girl, Namely Brittanicus

    Zach made a promise of sorts, and Zach delivered. And also saw, and conquered. Then Zach and Brittanicus discussed death, Walmart Heaven (or Hell) and which Buzzfeed philosopher they imagined each would be. Zach also bombed the toilet.

    39 min
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The absolute best in mediocre podcasting, singing, thinking, reading, crying, stealing, philosophizing, sketch comedy, fake ads, fake news... welcome imaginary friends!

Information

  • Creator
    Zachary Beelzebub
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Zachary Beelzebub
  • Show Website
    ZACH SINGS LIKE A GIRL