12 episodes

A group friends living on dying world send a rocket into deep space with a collection of their recordings on it. These recordings document their experiences living on a doomed earth, the stories they want to tell, and their efforts in building a rocket to get this message to the stars. What will be left of a planet that has destroyed itself? What will be left of the people who lived there? What will become of their stories?

What Will Be Here‪?‬ Tal Minear

    • Fiction
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A group friends living on dying world send a rocket into deep space with a collection of their recordings on it. These recordings document their experiences living on a doomed earth, the stories they want to tell, and their efforts in building a rocket to get this message to the stars. What will be left of a planet that has destroyed itself? What will be left of the people who lived there? What will become of their stories?

    TRANSMISSION TWELVE

    TRANSMISSION TWELVE

    TRANSCRIPT: Savannah Band is the most popular choice in wearable tech on the market today! At first glance a simple ring, but there much more under the surface. With top of the line GPS technology, Savannah Band will alert you when you exit any Savannah-Safe Protectorate. And if you lose your Savannah Band, it can be easily relocated with your tablet, watch, or phone. With fingerprint matching technology, nobody else will be able to wear your Savannah Band. A micro-microphone embedded in the diamond informs you of shifts in tone that others may find alarming, enabling you to avoid negative conversations and keep that Savannah Smile™. Now available as couples wedding rings! With our patented partner features, you can get daily reports on the happiness of your spouse, a weekly breakdown of most visited locations, and an algorithmic percentage of the likelihood of infidelity! Take on love and life with the Savannah Band.

    ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, recorded, and produced by Tal Minear.

    Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

    • 1 min
    TRANSMISSION ELEVEN

    TRANSMISSION ELEVEN

    TRANSCRIPT: Find your true love with Savannah Soulmates, the new dating app for all the number one fans of Gaut Nocoeur. Bond over your mutual appreciation of the world’s first quadrillionaire. Share your favorite Savannah inventions with each other. Discuss the latest company announcements. Enjoy special discounts on dates organized through the app and a priority reservation at your local Savannah cathedral. Registration is permanent and circumventing the app may result in salary or employment changes down the line. Savannah Soulmates: You can’t spell Love without Savannah.

    ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Tal Minear. Recorded by Brad Colbroock. Produced by Tal Minear.

    Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

    • 52 sec
    TRANSMISSION TEN

    TRANSMISSION TEN

    TRANSCRIPT: For the past 60 years, Savannah has provided North America with high quality services and products for everything from plumbing problems; painting supplies; noise cancellation for local inhabitants; cleaning and cremation services; customized jewelry creation from the blood of your employees; and the future of the countertop toasters. Savannah will continue to provide these products and services for the next 60 years and beyond, expanding our reach from North America to the wider globe. Recent efforts to shut down our interplanetary communication network will not succeed. Our systems are robust and sustainable, and all downtime is only temporary. Thank you for your patience during this short outage. Rest assured, all responsible parties have been dealt with. Savannah: Ask yourself what will be here. We already have.

    ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear. Recorded by Caroline Mincks. Produced by Tal Minear.

    Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

    • 59 sec
    TRANSMISSION NINE

    TRANSMISSION NINE

    TRANSCRIPT: We here at The Savannah Food and Drug Alliance strive to bring you the best in meat, rubber, and meat-like products. Our scientists have recreated the farm-to-table hometown feel with products like our 3-D printed Savannah pancakes; our technically-baked, bioengineered bread; and our genetically-modified free range salmin. We cater to a range of diets, including those high in benzodiazepines and ChyClo. We offer discounted catering on a four-tier system - the first, for mandatory gatherings in large groups, the second for corporate meetings, the third for home entertaining, and the fourth for individual meals. You’re sure to enjoy a tasty Savannah Shake on your break during your long, hard working day. Savannah Food will provide you the energy needed for the 15-hour shifts! The 20-hour shifts! Even the thirty-six hour shifts! Call your nutritionist today to discuss plans and pricing. Bon appetit! [sped up] The SFDA is not responsible for injuries resulting from any of our products and cannot be held liable for injuries caused as a result of consuming them. The use of French does not constitute an acknowledgment of the Government of France or any of its respective territories as a sovereign state. [Superspeed] These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

    ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear. Recorded and Produced by Tal Minear.

    Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co.
    Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

    • 1 min
    TRANSMISSION EIGHT

    TRANSMISSION EIGHT

    TRANSCRIPT: Congratulations on your induction to Savannah Industries legal team. As you’re surely aware, Savannah Industries oversees Savannah Inc, Savannah Industries LLC, The Savannah Group, The Savannah Food and Drug Alliance, Savannah Medecine, Savannah ARMS, Grassland Media, Savannah Space Sciences, and all their respective subsidiaries. You will be working in our customer relations unit, which makes sure that Savannah corporations are always on the right side of the law. While our lobbying department handles the government side of things, the CRU deals with local law enforcement to make sure all fines are properly doled out and that Savannah’s assets are properly set up to minimize (not to prevent) injury and death. Remember, a person is only a customer until they become a lawsuit. Press next to continue your onboarding process.

    ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, Recorded, and Produced by Brad Colbroock.

    Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co.
    Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

    • 49 sec
    TRANSMISSION SEVEN

    TRANSMISSION SEVEN

    TRANSCRIPT:
    Ali: I need a lawyer for my unique predicament!
    Savannah: Savannah Legal, Inc has a legal team so large, they can customize your defense to whatever legal grey area we need.
    Ali: But I signed a contract! It wasn’t fair, but I had to sign it!
    Savannah: Worry not! Savannah’s advanced legal team are experts in contract law and may often be able to void your contract entirely. Just pay all legal damages from said contract in the event of breach or early termination. You don’t pay our lawyers a single cent--we’ll take care of them until you win your case. And you WILL win your case.
    Ali: The judge awarded me over two MILLION in payments!
    Savannah: Savannah Legal, Inc. We make sure the bench agrees with you, because, well, we are the bench!
    Disclaimer: Savannah Legal Inc reserves the rights to retroactively bill clients for any fees incurred by Savannah retained lawyers. Unpaid fees may result in wage garnishment and temporary overtime requirements. Knowingly hiring a lawyer on contract with Savannah when at fault is a violation of your and your employers contracts with Savannah Industries and may result in your immediate relocation to minimize profit loss.

    ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock, Recorded by Ali Hylton and Tal Minear. Produced by Tal Minear.

    Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co.
    Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

    • 1 min

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