Chart of Fortune

Chart of Fortune

An astrology podcast exploring the birth charts of pop culture moments. Hosted By Elise Blaylock.

  1. 12/29/2021

    RE-RELEASE: The Birth Chart of New Year's Eve (2011 Movie)

    As we say goodbye to to another difficult year, say hello to the worst movie about NYE, 2011’s New Year’s Eve. While the plot might be a little hard to believe, it might be harder to accept that there was a time when we cared about Lea Michele or Katherine Heigl or Josh Duhamel. Spoiler Alert: unlike Zach Efron, the movie did not get better with age. In this episode, I look at the birth chart of the film, the movie premiere and try to decipher the sun sign for each character. So listen in and raise a glass of champagne or a coffee mug full of vodka and kiss 2021 goodbye. And if anyone says 2022 is “tOtAlLy ThEiR yEaR” tell them their new year’s resolution should be to stop talking.

  2. 12/24/2021

    RE-RELEASE: The Astrology of Kardashian Khristmas Kards

    Tis the season for a special Christma episode! What could be more festive than reliving all of the wild, wonderful, and weird Khristmas Kards from the Kardahian Klan? Besides, never misspelling another word that so it starts with K, maybe? This week I look at the outer planets placements during some of the most infamous holiday cards from the Kamelot of Kalabasas, the reality TV family we love to hate watch. I’m dusting off my finest satin mermaid gown and my best Todd Kraines impression, because the reason for the season is clearly to snark on holiday cards other people bothered to send. This episode is the perfect break from family activities or to waste some time until we find out if Pete Davidson made the guest list for Kris's annual Xmas party. Happy Holidays to all, and to all- a Hulu series of dubious content.

  3. 11/25/2021

    The Birth Chart of Growing Up Gotti

    Thanksgiving is a day of mourning, consider: *learning about the tribes you land you live on- https://native-land.ca *donating to preserve Native American Heritage- https://www.naha-inc.org/donate/ It’s time to continue the Chart of Fortune tradition of dedicating an episode to a dysfunctional family of reality tv. And this year it’s time to pass the potatoes and stuffing and celebrate the Gotti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti. Gotti family, blonde bangs, spiky hair, mob thangs. Yes, the 2004 A&E reality show Growing Up Gotti is getting an astrological recap. Did this show pave the way for RHONJ and Mob Wives? Does Victoria Gotti still have blond extensions (Ok, these are hypothetical questions but the answers are all yes). I’ll also look at Victoria’s chart and tell you how Randall Emmet, Lindsay Lohan and Mitral Valve Prolapse are related to this mob heiress and her children! Sources used in this episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHpZ9NJd0M https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Gotti https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growing_Up_Gotti#Season_1_(2004) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine_Agnello https://theislandnow.com/uncategorized/gotti-house-in-old-westbury-raided-by-federal-agents/ https://thecinemaholic.com/victoria-gotti/ https://www.eonline.com/news/1013210/a-notorious-father-a-marriage-gone-wrong-and-a-whole-lot-of-loss-inside-victoria-gotti-s-life-in-her-own-words?query=gotti https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2  Podcast about outer planets and venus: https://theastrologypodcast.com/2016/02/28/the-outer-planets-and-relationships/ Gotti house tour 2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I3VlAlZ6KQ

  4. 10/20/2021

    The Birth Chart of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

    Being a scorpio sun teenage witch might be harder than 2005 me trying to decide which ballet flat + low rise bootcut jean combo is the most appropriate for a date with a man who will never love me. This week I’m continuing my series on Sabrina Spellman with an astrology deep dive on Netflix’s The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I discuss the show’s origins, the oppositions in the chart that make battling demons look tame and of course the future of the show. bout the future- much like that random coffee informercial starring Melissa Joan Hart I really have no idea. Plus, I tell you the weird brith chart placement both shows share and or course I dispense some salty sun sign astrology where I tell you the sun sign of our favorite characters. 💀🕷✨🔥🌫💜🖤♏️💀🕷✨🔥🌫💜🖤♏️ Sources used in episode: 🕷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiernan_Shipka 💀https://variety.com/2018/artisans/production/netflix-chilling-adventures-of-sabrina-1202990652/ 🕷https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7569592/locations?ref_=tt_dt_loc 💀https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilling_Adventures_of_Sabrina_(TV_series)#Production 🕷https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chilling_Adventures_of_Sabrina_episodes#Part_4_(2020) 💀https://sabrinatheteenagewitch.fandom.com/wiki/Sabrina_Spellman

  5. 10/07/2021

    The Birth Chart of Sabrina the Teenage Witch

    Some girls live a magical life and some podcasts love to cover that televised existence 25 years later. This week I’m covering a childhood/ tween fave, the TV series Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Whether you fantasized about being raised by your aunts in a cool Victorian mansion or just wanted a wise-cracking talking cat like Salem, this episode cover the libra icon that is this show. I mention the history of the character Sabrina, the Sarah Michell Gellar and I tell you all about the wild times Aries Sun Melissa Joan Hart had with N*SYNC and this podcast’s lord and savior, Britney Jean Spears.  ✨🔮Links used in this episode: ✨🔮 ✨https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Joan_Hart 🔮https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_the_Teenage_Witch#Sabrina_the_Teenage_Witch_(1970) ✨https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TGIF_(TV_programming_block)#First_run_of_TGIF_(1989–2000) 🔮https://www.eonline.com/news/1259502/20-secrets-about-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-revealed ✨https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/sep/27/sabrina-teenage-witch-abc-tgif-melissa-joan-hart 🔮https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/10/sabrina_the_teenage_witchs_house_is_actually_in_ne.html

  6. 09/29/2021

    Mutable Opposition Sun Sign Compatibility

    Opposites attract baby. Or at least that’s the truth for two infamous Virgo and Pisces couples on this week’s podcast.I’m talking about Virgo goddesses Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz and their beaus Joel and Benji Madden. Has there ever been a more fun sister-in-law situation? doubtful IMO. But what is clear is that these relationships are definitely fated. I look at their birth charts, some synastry placements and discuss some signature Virgo-Pisces couple characteristics they share with one another. Sources used in this episode: ♍️https://www.etonline.com/inside-cameron-diazs-journey-to-finding-true-love-with-benji-madden-150931 ♓️https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/nicole-richie-and-joel-madden-low-key-home-wedding-had-a-live-elephant.html/ ♍️https://people.com/parents/nicole-richie-a-9/ ♓️https://people.com/parents/nicole-richie-daughter-harlow-baby-photo-birthday/ ♍️https://people.com/celebrity/joel-madden-our-wedding-wont-happen-in-june/ ♓️https://people.com/movies/cameron-diaz-reacts-people-not-knowing-she-nicole-richie-sister-in-laws/ ♍️https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Diaz ♓️https://www.instyle.com/news/tbt-cameron-diaz-justin-timberlake-relationship

  7. 09/15/2021

    The Birth Chart of The Rachel Zoe Project

    More bananas than vintage Chanel is this new episode all about double Virgo Rachel Zoe. I unpack the birth chart of the show, Rachel’s birth chart and of course discuss the Taylor and Brad of it all. Also- I have some shocking (?!) news about a beloved Rich Girls character’s sun sign. And I share how fashion reality shows of the mid-2000s are basically my version of having a pErSoNaLiTy. Grab your platform heels, oversized coffee and sunglasses and remember when we watched hour long episodes of Los Angeles wardrobe stylists hang up clothing, take phone calls in Escalades and fight with one another. Sources used in this episode: https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-to-taylor-from-rachel-zoe-project https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a328/rachel-zoe-interview-0908/ https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/15/fashion/15ZOE.html For questions, comments or episode ideas: 💖Email: chartoffortune@gmail.com 💖Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chartoffortune/

  8. 09/08/2021

    *RE-RELEASE*: The Birth Chart of the Bachelor

    Roses are red, Covid-19 is still deadly, this week’s episodes is a Bachelor medley! I’m talking about the origins of the Bachelor and Bachelorette and I cover the past Bachelorette seasons guess at what the hell happened to Clare in Mexico. This podcast episode originally aired on 10/7/2020. 🌹Resources used for this podcast: 🌹 💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(American_season_11) 💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(American_season_1) 💍https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelorette_(season_13) 💍https://www.eonline.com/news/917324/a-tale-of-two-bachelor-shockers-how-arie-luyendyk-jr-and-jason-mesnick-compare 💍https://www.glamour.com/story/who-is-matt-james-the-first-black-bachelor 💍https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelorette-2020-everything-we-know-about-clare-crawleys-season

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An astrology podcast exploring the birth charts of pop culture moments. Hosted By Elise Blaylock.

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  • Creator
    Chart of Fortune
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    76
  • Rating
    Explicit
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