Aliens In My Barn

So....you want a little weird in your life? How about some aliens crash into your property?? Then ask you to stay there till they can be retrieved??? 4 Aliens: Zorkos: the Overzealous War Hungry Bull, Voltaire, the Cross Dressing, Drug Addicted Scientist Mastermind Praying Mantis, Yoshiro the Wrestling Walrus who, if he beats you, he eats you; and PoPo, the shapeshifting Panda with Two Personalities, one a Vulgar War General and the other a Sweet 4 year old PoPo he reverts to when scared. Yeah, it only gets more ridiculous from here...