The Take It Deep Show

Cakes, Matty, Aubz
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Welcome to the TID Show, where a dynamic group of friends fearlessly dive into the unfiltered realities of life. With a raw and uncensored approach, we'll have you laughing uncontrollably. Join us on this roller coaster journey through the beautifully chaotic shit storm of life. If you're up for a candid exploration of the ups, downs, and everything in between, you're in for an unforgettable experience. Ready to take the plunge? Welcome to the depths of TID!

  1. 11/08/2025

    THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE: Three Guys And Three Jersey Women Try To Fix Modern Dating While The Studio Falls Apart

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR SHOW What happens when three opinionated hosts invite three Jersey women to dissect modern dating with zero filters and a lot of receipts? Sparks fly, rules get rewritten, and the truth about apps, scams, red flags, and real chemistry spills out in full color. We set the tone with tech chaos and holiday snark, then dive into the meat of it: why Hinge roses and premium paywalls turn connection into microtransactions, how filters and height inflation erode trust, and why chatting for weeks only breeds projections. The women’s stories are brutally relatable—scammers with overseas “bank lockouts,” rent-ask bots, and first dates that fizzle after two Foreigner songs—while the guys admit the male versions of self-sabotage, hedging, and performance-mode dating. We push for a saner playbook: meet faster, keep the first date short and public, and cut your chat queue to two or three to lower the noise. Single parents get real about time: kid ages, custody rhythms, and mom guilt can derail momentum even when the spark is real. The crew doesn’t shame meds or history; they call for honesty. If there’s an antipsychotic on the list and you’re hiding it, that’s different from being transparent about everyday treatment and showing stability. We laugh about museum marathons, karaoke misses, and the worst selfie angles on Earth, but the takeaways stay sharp: use current photos, drop the filters, and write profiles that sound like your actual life. Offer a clear plan, respect boundaries, and notice who shows up like they text. By the end, we land on a hopeful note that isn’t naive. Apps are tools, not casinos. You can set a tighter radius, meet sooner, protect your drink and your time, and still stay open enough to let something real start. If you’ve felt burned out, this conversation will leave you with practical steps, better filters for red flags, and a reminder that a good laugh can reset your dating mindset. If you enjoyed the ride, follow the show, share this episode with a friend who’s swiping, and leave a quick review—it helps more listeners find us and keeps the good conversations coming. https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 55m

  2. 09/08/2025

    Dating in Your 40s: Less Terrifying Than a 12-Mile Wide Space Object

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. What happens when cosmic threats and dating disasters collide? This week, Matt and Pat dive into the strange world of mysterious space objects and the equally perplexing landscape of modern dating apps. The conversation kicks off with news of a 12-mile wide object hurtling toward Earth at light speed that has scientists puzzled after it mysteriously changed direction. Is it a comet, an alien spacecraft, or something else entirely? Adding to the cosmic intrigue, the hosts discuss a recently discovered radio signal from deep space that repeats at regular intervals every 22 minutes. Whether you're a believer in extraterrestrial life or a skeptic, the timing of these discoveries has the guys wondering if we're being prepared for first contact. From outer space to personal space, Pat shares his adventures in the dating app universe as a newly single man in his 40s. His successful connection with Phyllis, a Turkish pharmacy owner with a captivating accent, stands in stark contrast to horror stories of matches who ghost after promising conversations and dates who can barely string together responses beyond "okay." The hosts break down the economics of dating apps, revealing the surprisingly high costs of premium features and the psychological tactics used to keep users swiping and paying. Throughout their candid conversation, Matt and Pat offer practical advice for dating app users – stop with the excessive filters, be honest about who you are, and for heaven's sake, learn to carry a conversation. Whether you're worried about cosmic invasions or just trying to navigate the treacherous waters of modern romance, this episode delivers equal parts humor, insight, and the occasional profanity-laden truth bomb that might just save your love life before the aliens arrive. https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 40m

  3. 06/30/2025

    Bug Out or Die Trying: A Not-So-Serious Guide to Apocalypse Prep

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 20m

  4. 06/30/2025

    Fire Pokers and Dirt Bikes: Your Apocalypse Essentials

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. Dive into the shadowy world of geopolitical mysteries as we uncover what might be behind the recent drone sightings across America. Our sources reveal a stunning possibility: these drones could be Chinese technology launched by Iran, searching for a missing Russian nuclear submarine that disappeared roughly 18 months ago. Even former President Trump has hinted that officials know more than they're sharing with the public. The conversation takes a sobering turn as we explore our society's vulnerability to catastrophic events like EMP attacks. What happens when the power grid fails not once, but twice in succession? We break down the strategic reality of how adversaries might maximize chaos by timing attacks to hit after backup systems are activated. Are you prepared for such a scenario? Our discussion of essential apocalypse items ranges from the practical (water filtration systems and firearms) to the unexpected (the humble fire poker as a multi-purpose survival tool). Environmental concerns take center stage as we examine the devastating California wildfires through a critical lens. Could water mismanagement be contributing to these disasters? We discuss troubling allegations that water resources are being diverted to agricultural interests rather than firefighting efforts. Meanwhile, the threats lurking in our everyday products – microplastics and xenoestrogens – might be silently altering human biology in ways we're only beginning to understand. In a world where distinguishing truth from manipulation becomes increasingly difficult, join us as we question official narratives and search for clarity. Whether you're concerned about national security, personal preparedness, or the environmental challenges facing our planet, this episode offers thought-provoking perspectives that will leave you seeing current events in an entirely new light. https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 15m

  5. 06/30/2025

    When Friends Turn Feral: A Night of Bourbon and Bizarre Behavior

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. When Kevin arrives at the studio sporting a golf ball-sized hematoma around his eye and displaying wildly swinging moods, what begins as concern quickly devolves into the most chaotic episode we've ever recorded. Behind the laughter lies genuine worry as we subject him to our makeshift "concussion protocol"—a series of increasingly ridiculous questions that reveal more about our friendship dynamics than his neurological state. The conversation takes an unexpectedly philosophical turn when we explore the concept of controlled rage as a survival mechanism. Who among us would be most valuable during societal collapse? Is there something to be said for having that friend who can tap into protective fury when needed? We share personal stories about moments when that simmering anger proved useful, particularly in defending loved ones. Things get surprisingly deep as we dissect recent rumors of potential terrorist threats, workplace drama involving a one-eyed coworker nicknamed "One-Eyed Willie," and the challenges of supporting partners through serious illness. These seemingly disparate topics weave together to form a tapestry of how we process anxiety, protection instincts, and loyalty through our unique brand of inappropriate humor. The episode culminates with our newest creation: Gas Station Food Roulette. This questionable game forces us to sample convenience store cuisine of dubious origin and even more dubious taste. Between bites of a muffin with "the consistency of concrete" and a sandwich containing mystery meat that "might have been made in a government lab," we discover new depths of friendship—the kind where you're willing to risk food poisoning for entertainment value. What makes this episode special isn't just the unhinged energy or bizarre tangents, but the genuine glimpse into how close friends navigate concern, care, and chaos through laughter. Call us at 845-842-1652 to share your own stories of friendship in its rawest, most unfiltered form. https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 25m

  6. 10/18/2024

    From Assassination Conspiracies to Cultural Icons: A Humorous Dive into Political and Pop Culture Chaos

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. What happens when the boundaries of reality blur with fiction, and historical events intertwine with modern-day political theater? Start with a chaotic mix of humor and conspiracy as we unravel the unsettling implications of assassination attempts on those who champion peace. Brace yourself for wild speculation about a mysterious woman with a Biden sign and a bizarre assassination attempt on the 45th president that echoes the intrigue of JFK's fateful day. This rollercoaster of a discussion combines laughter and candid insights, providing a fresh angle on the impact of these dramatic events. Our journey doesn’t stop at political chaos; it winds through the iconic imagery that has shaped America's cultural psyche. From the solemnity of the Iwo Jima flag raising to the resilience captured post-9/11, we reflect on these snapshots of history. Meanwhile, we humorously misinterpret a listener's suggestion about an iconic photo, leading to a light-hearted exploration of memorable moments. And just when you think you've grasped the narrative, we switch gears to reminisce about the vibrant NYC club scene, unexpected tangents on drug use, and the hilarity of mistaken identities—all woven into the fabric of political theatrics and pop culture. The fun continues with a deep dive into financial conspiracies, including the undercurrents of Truth Social and stock manipulation. Imagine living in a simulation where true choice is an illusion! Add to this a playful side quest through the world of childhood TV shows and outlandish political predictions, and you have an episode packed with intrigue and humor. Whether we're speculating on elections, musing about Eminem's latest album, or chuckling over bizarre conspiracy theories, each twist and turn promises to keep you entertained. Join us, and let's laugh until someone falls asleep! https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 28m

  7. 10/18/2024

    GS4H........Here Comes The Boom!!!!

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter and chaos as we welcome the daring and adventurous Coach G to the "Take a Deep Show"! Fresh from his transformation in Raleigh, Coach G shares his colorful journey from a tattoo-free, motorcycle-less life to embracing a Sons of Anarchy-esque persona. His tales are nothing short of epic, and we can't help but dig into the notorious "incident" that made him our star guest. Whether you're in for the hilarious banter about sunglasses or the mysterious allure of the "lost episode" 100, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster of unexpected twists and turns. We're not just about the laughs—though there are plenty of those—there's a sprinkle of the profound as we muse about posthumous broadcasts and the wonders of bourbon (with a cheeky twist). With discussions that swing from lighthearted confessions to pondering the afterlife's broadcasting options, this episode will captivate your attention and tickle your funny bone. So, put on your metaphorical sunglasses, sit back, and let us take you on this wild, engaging ride. It's an episode that plays in the space between reality and absurdity, and we promise it'll leave you wanting more. https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 55m

  8. 09/18/2024

    Ep. 99 Saturday Chaos: Gas Station Gummies, Political Ramblings, and Late-Night Karaoke

    Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. Ever made hilariously bad decisions while munching on gas station gummies? Join us on this wild ride through our latest "Take a Deep Show" episode where we recount chaotic Saturday night adventures, complete with a CSI-style chalk outline photo. Shifting our recordings from Sunday to Saturday, we aim to enjoy our bourbon without the Monday blues. Amid the laughter, we reflect on our unexpected perseverance to keep the show going despite initial doubts and obstacles. Cheers to making poor decisions together and embracing the madness of Saturday nights! Our rambles take an unexpected turn as we navigate political controversies, mafia-style governance, and a contentious issue involving a Carmel Board of Education member. With impersonations, bizarre tangents, and humorous banter, we speculate on potential political fallout and its impact on Trump's future. The conversation transitions seamlessly between serious moments and absurd humor, keeping the energy high and the laughter rolling. Mark your calendars for our chaotic live show on August 17th at the Flandro residence—we promise an evening of unpredictable entertainment! And as if that's not enough, we dive into late-night karaoke discussions, debating favorite songs and logistical challenges, all while planning our equipment setup. From the hilarity of trying to fit a table through the door to playful arguments over karaoke classics like "Sister Christian," our camaraderie shines through. We share unfiltered comedic banter, reflecting the dedication required to keep the show running. Whether it's recounting a dog's unsavory habits or critiquing Marvel's post-Endgame struggles, this episode captures our raw, spontaneous interactions. Tune in for a blend of chaos, laughter, and unpredictable fun! https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1h 25m
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Welcome to the TID Show, where a dynamic group of friends fearlessly dive into the unfiltered realities of life. With a raw and uncensored approach, we'll have you laughing uncontrollably. Join us on this roller coaster journey through the beautifully chaotic shit storm of life. If you're up for a candid exploration of the ups, downs, and everything in between, you're in for an unforgettable experience. Ready to take the plunge? Welcome to the depths of TID!

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  • Creator
    Cakes, Matty, Aubz
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    109
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Take It Deep Show
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