Saturday Night with The Who Boys

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Live from London, the legendary Saturday Night with The Who Boys podcast, one of the first ever podcasts, featuring originals and mashups by The Who Boys, the inimitable John Shed, and various guests engaging in music, discussion and debauchery. Drinks and drugs are on us. Implicitly explicit.

  1. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night with The Who Boys – Show 40 – The Final Show

    Show 40 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Final Show - (March 31, 2009) Yes, this is it, listeners – the very final show, and it’s nearly 3 bloody hours long. In which we play every track from our final album of original tracks, ‘Party songs for Outpatients’ – best album we’ve ever done - FACT. Well, 40 shows, eh? A lot has happened since we started this podcast, and it’s been one hell of a journey. We’ve loved it, even though it nearly killed us. And we love you for listening to it – thank you. May you all live happy and joyous lives, and that’s from our hearts. Apart from that bastard Keith in Newcastle. So as of now the Who Boys are giving up music to start painting and filmmaking – keep an eye out for us on t’internet. We’ll be back. Enjoy the show. And remember – never forget yer Who Boys. Over and out. 1. Shermancast 2. Let us flipping have it 3. The original Who boys Theme 4. No more podcasts, no more music – BUT – our final album 5. Jeff Randall is Alive – the Who Boys 6. What’s that all about? 7. English Fat Stupid Boozer – The Who Boys 8. I’m suing you before I die 9. Having a Good Time – The Who Boys 10. John Shed reminisces 11. Blackpool Pier – The Who Boys 12. Grabbing Noel’s balls 13. Just Like They Do In Hollywood – The Who Boys 14. John Shed leaves for Shedland. 15. Because – The King’s Singers 16. My favourite little economic crisis 17. London Life – Syd Dale 18. The Who Boys finally shut up 19. Hurry Up Harry – The Who Boys Choral Society 20. Summat like that 21. Move Move Move – Alan Hawkshaw 22. Proper rave up music 23. She Works Long Hours – The Who Boys 24. Convenience Shopping – Alan Hawkshaw 25. Always remember yer old Who Boys 26. Man With Python In Pants – The Who Boys 27. Using spam for lyrical inspiration 28. Get With The Programme, Mike – The Who Boys 29. Final hello from Mrs WhoBoy 30. Grand Prix – Johnny Pearson 31. Pissing and Shitting 32. Didn’t You Change Your Shoes? – The Who Boys 33. A bit of a scat session 34. Sita Ram – Davey Graham 35. Do you want to be part of my big picture forever? 36. Little Secret – The Who Boys 37. Have you got a little secret that I don’t know about? 38. The Biggest Lie – The Who Boys 39. Four funerals and a wedding 40. Assault Course – Johnny Pearson 41. Can I listen to your brain? 42. I Think Of You – The Who Boys 43. Our last gig in Germany in May 44. Lifestyle – The Who Boys 45. Where you’re listening from 46. Tuna Brine – The Who Boys 47. It’s the little things that drive you over the edge 48. O.C.D. – The Who Boys 49. The rhythm of a washing machine 50. The Hollywood Scene – Syd Dale 51. Very nice indeed 52. Anything You Can Do – The Who Boys 53. It became a bit of a chore 54. Getting The – The Who Boys 55. Hey! You’ll Look Funny When You’re 50 ought to go on the album! 56. You’ll Look Funny When You’re 50 – The Who Boys 57. Here’s another one about lifestyles 58. Cucumber And Milk – The Who Boys 59. Who are THEY? 60. Very Naughty Boy – The Who Boys 61. You be the cheese and I’ll be the wine 62. Java Jive – The King’s Singers 63. So, the last track of the album… 64. Waste – The Who Boys 65. Just like fish fingers, maaaan 66. Very John Shed 67. Mark and Giles WhoBoy give thanks 68. Time, Gentlemen, Time – The Who Boys 69. The 70. End.

    2h 56m
  2. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night with The Who Boys – Show 39 – The Old Jack Mathers Show

    Show 39 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Old Jack Mathers Show - (February 22, 2009) On this show we play our only ‘concept’ album, ‘The Life & Disaster of Old Jack Mathers’, in its entirety. We feel this is arguably our best lyrical and musical achievement as a whole album. It’s dark – my God it’s dark – but it’s based on a character we used to see in our local pub when we lived around Holloway Road, London – a very sinister man. This is his life story, in the form of music. It doesn’t really matter what we say in between the tracks on this show, as the show is really all about the album, so the programme just lists the tracks of the album in order. Turn the lights off, pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy. 1. Young Jack Mathers 2. Old Jack Mathers 3. "He was one of these self-deluded tossers" 4. Mathers in the betting shop 5. Place that Bet 6. "He was somebody who looked like he wanted to kick yer head in" 7. Mathers’ Wife 8 ."I’ll tell you about old Jack Mathers" 9. He Went Down 10. "This became my local when I got out of prison" 11. Mathers’ Memories 12. "He was a malign influence on the pub" 13. Inside the Mind of Mathers 14. "There’s one in every pub" 15. Lonely Hatred, Putrid, Wasted 16. "Some say the guy had a criminal record" 17. Mathers Waits 18. "I remember the smell" 19. "I warned him" 20. Mathers in the Hospital 21. "So what happened to him then?" 22. No one miss you when you die 23. The Legacy of Old Jack Mathers

    1h 20m
  3. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night with The Who Boys - Show 38 - The Now That’s What I Call the Who Boys Show

    Show 38 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Now That’s What I Call the Who Boys Show Featuring EVERY TRACK FROM THE LATEST GREATEST MASHUP ALBUM BY THE WHO BOYS, “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE WHO BOYS”!!!! Good Lord Buddha Bebop Belt Me Herman I’m Weeping!!!!! Go get it from our website and take it out into the world, children!!! Play it to your mother, your brother, your sister, your lover, and many many others!!! EH??? Featuring contributions from the Tony Crackburn Orchestra and our backing vocal duo The Crackettes, it’s…oh, too complex to explain! Check out the album blurb on our website! All will be revealed in detail there… 1. John Shed’s Phononica – John Shed and Ananda Shankar 2. Beat Caroline – The Who Boys 3. We’ve blown the genre wiiiide open!!!! A huge curry of sound 4. I Feel Ace – The Who Boys 5. It’s gonna be the album of the Summer!!!! Play yer Who Boys outside yer tent at all t’ rock festivals this Summer, and play it loud ‘n’ proud!!! 6. Flake n Vac – The Who Boys 7. Sheddy been on a march: did you nut a pig? 8. Tony Crackburn – The Who Boys 9. Why the Crackburns don’t have enough money to be here on the show. 10. The Revenge of Dub Auctioneer – The Who Boys 11. It’s not about love. 12. Let’s Go Dino! – The Who Boys 13. YER TURNED THAT MIDDLE BIT DOWN!!!! 14. Frank’s Here – The Who Boys 15. A tribute to our lovely little Sheddy 16. Here Comes Johnny Sheddy – The Who Boys 17. The Who Boys are really different… 18. AudioCline – The Who Boys 19. Never mind the cat! Dedicated to our old pal Linus… 20. Devil is Dead Metal – The Who Boys 21. The bit we originally recorded for this section was so horrible… 22. Sgt Java’s Palava – The Who Boys 23. Doesn’t Amanda sound wonderful on that? It’s waiting for you at www.whoboys.com - dedicated to Jay and the inpatients at the psychiatric hospital in Leicester 24. Dear Mrs Rochester – The Who Boys 25. Special message to our old friend Wax Audio 26. Whoobie Doobie – The Who Boys 27. Giles WhoBoy in Asda the other day…The true story of Jim and Mr Fluffy 28. Dig My F**k – The Who Boys 29. …about one of John Shed’s neighbours, Mole Man…Paul Weller is in trouble… 30. Loops Inside My Head – The Who Boys 31. Every masher’s dilemma…our only dubstep track…it’s not cool to smoke on the podcast? Jim Morrison swims in my intestines… 32. Hey Lola – The Who Boys 33. You feel like you’re at a 70’s party 34. In The Kitchen At Parties – The Who Boys 35. Nearly had a f####n’ heart attack doing that! Why didn’t Jona Lewie reply to my email? Phil Daniels at my birthday do… 36. Magpie – The Who Boys 37. Your face looked like a f#####n’ blackberry! A toast….The three of us together like the three musketeers… 38. Gotta Hava – The Who Boys 39. I’ve had it up to HERE with war, me!!!!!! 40. Satisfaktion – The Who Boys 41. Off the show, we’re very different people… 42. Shortnin’ Bread – The Who Boys 43. It’s as though we’re all in a distant stormy valley…The BBC theme tune we did…The Who Boys will always be your special little secret…The problem with entertainment…Cock death matinee. 44. Limp Withers – The Who Boys 45. Some of the people we have come to know and love whilst doing The Who Boys – a brief list: Wax Audio, Linus, Tim Baker, Jezz from Celebrity Murder Party, Mark Vidler, DJBC, Flying White Dots, LV15, Mr and Mrs Crackburn, Jim Pilchard, DJ Useo and his wife, DJ Petrushka, Aggro1, VJ Kodek, EBC…There are others too…Schmolli…Aah, there are too many to list – but you know who you are…. 46. Mars Five – The Who Boys 47. We really hope you liked it, listeners…well, that’s it…Tara…A final toast and thanks as always for listening. & NECKICE!

    1h 58m
  4. 08/22/2020

    Show 37 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Conversation Show

    Show 37 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Conversation Show - (December 10, 2008) That's right, my little g******s! A show of flowing conversation, where we just sat down and had a right good natter for 2 hours, nothing planned, nothing rehearsed, took the most listenable bits and interspersed them between the fan-f****n-tastabulous tracks! for the first time you get to hear what the Who Boys REALLY talk about when they're not trying to say things all the time to impress you listeners... By the way - a nod and a wink to wise: next show will feature every track from the latest and greatest WhoBoys mashup album, 'NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE WHO BOYS'!!! 1. John Shed tests the input levels 2. Hell's Kitchen - Syd Dale 3. message from Gi WhoBoy 4. online Elvis auctions / Jackson-shit-wall 5. The Revenge of Dub Auctioneer - The Who Boys 6. Shed's little book of creativity 7. White Piggy - DJ Tripp 8. painting is not dead / tube train to Morden 9. Magpie - The Who Boys 10. wanking at work 11. Soul Skimmer - Alan Moorhouse 12. listeners in China / Mark WhoBoy rants on about communism 13. Erghen Diado - Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares 14. chavs are like lightbulbs 15. She's Nude - Flying White Dots 16. where in England would you live? / Gi WhoBoy's mad mum 17. Fairtilizer 17046 - Aggro1 18. ambishcakes / rock'n'roll podcasting 19. One String - One String Willie 20. LV15 discusses Mark WhoBoy's annoying voice 21. The Dolphins - Fred Neil 22. Christmas dinner with Andy Gray 23. Whoobie Doobie - The Who Boys 24. bad ideas for a painting / my second husband, "The Bastard" 25. Walkin' on the Sky - David Lynch 26. Picasso's wank stain / what's more valuable - the image or the artist? 27. Wicked Wedding - DJ Schmolli 28. mondays, pistols, marketing, hype and drum & bass 29. Come Around (dubstep remix) - Roguestar 30. piano lessons 31. Pianoooo - The Who Boys 32. McCartney sitting in a field 33. My Own Private Patrick Swayze - Male Nurse 34. soul-destroying cutting & pasting / Northern Hendrix / my ducks 35. final message from Gi WhoBoy announcing new Who Boys album!!!! 36. Thugged Out Elves - Spor 37. ShermanCast

    1h 60m
  5. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night with The Who Boys – Show 36 – The New Album Show!

    Show 36 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The New Album Show! - (November 03, 2008) Yes, that’s right, my favourite little ferrets! The Who Boys got an album of original material out on iTunes!!! It’s called ‘Shit Music for Shit Cars’! And we play THE WHOLE BLOODY ALBUM ON THIS SHOW!!! Go on, gerron over to iTunes and buy it NOW! It’s DIRT CHEAP and it’s got a GOOD COVER!!!! Yes, I think we’re gonna be rich n famous this time. Oh well, if we must… 1. It’s f***in’ great! 2. Ska Dee Wah - Byron Lee & The Dragonaires 3. Our new album on iTunes – “Shit Music for Shit Cars” – buy it on t’ internet NOW!!!! 4. Magpie - The Who Boys 5. So Shed / He’s f***in’ off again 6. Let's Face the Music and Dance - The Mormon Tabernacle Choir 7. I bet they were all drinking sherry 8. 24hr Chemists - The Who Boys – First track off the NEW F***IN’ WHOBOYS ALBUM ON ITUNES!!! 9. What is 24hr Chemists about? 10. 900 Miles from Home - Derrol Adams 11. A nice cup of tea / What’s Public Ignoninimy about? 12. Public Ignoninimy - The Who Boys 13. What I used to do with this track 14. Some Days - The Bug & Paul St. Hilaire 15. Another message from J 16. Beat Booya – Aphrodite 17. What were you doing while you were listening to that track? 18. Shit Music Shit Car - The Who Boys – Title track of the NEW F***IN’ WHOBOYS ALBUM ON ITUNES!!! 19. Mrs WhoBoy smashin’ stuff all over t’ f***in’ shop 20. Pizza Killer - The Who Boys 21. Gi Whoboy’s testicles 22. The Pastels - Human (acapella) 23. Scuffle 24. Crack n Violence - The Who Boys 25. Things nearly get out of hand 26. Up North - The Who Boys 27. A very affectionate memory / This album would have been one of the era-definig albums, except… 28. When They Come Around - The Who Boys 29. People from Newcastle 30. Fool - The Who Boys 31. Welcome to Sunday morning with The Who Boys 32. Run the Place Red - The Bug & Daddy Freddy 33. Okay, enough of the fun and games 34. Mrs Weintraub - The Who Boys 35. you c*** 36. Black Bin Bags - The Who Boys 37. The future does not look good 38. Coupon Man - The Who Boys 39. Facing the abyss 40. Adam McGraph - The Who Boys 41. An intinate word about The Who Boys and their iTunes album from Giles WhoBoy 42. Debt Collector - The Who Boys 43. Smashed on red wine 44. Poor Man Shake - The Who Boys 45. Jean Dubuffet once said that most people are like lightbulbs 46. Target Friday - The Who Boys 47. Who knows what’s gonna happen? 48. Shermancast

    2h 12m
  6. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night With The Who Boys - Show 35 - The Dogging Show

    Show 35 - Saturday Night With The Who Boys - The Dogging Show - (September 29, 2008) Wa-frickin-heeeey!!! Here it comes again! The magic, the madness, the muck, the mums and the Marvins! Starring the Who Boys, Mrs WhoBoy, Mr and Mrs Crackburn, John Shed, Kenny and Bhuna! Do you know what? I've forgotten who I am. Never mind that - GET LISTENIIIIIIING!!!!!!! 1. the old WhoBoys Theme returns! 2. Tony Crackburn gets some silly ideas 3. Let's Go Deano! - The Who Boys 4. There's only one Deano! 5. Whole Lotta Love - The Tallywood String Quartet 6. A chat with Mrs Crackburn (Tone's on the f***ing mobile again!) 7. Flake n Vac - The Who Boys + TCO + Crackettes 8. what is chocolocolate? 9. Poetry and all that Jazz - United Future Organisation 10. Mark WhoBoy is put on the spot by John Shed about his disrespectful attitude, and apologises to the listeners of Show 34 11. Troubleshooter - Alan Hawkshaw 12. We read out 2 fab messages from the listeners: Marvin Suicide on his surroundings as he listens to the show, plus J's story from the hospital 13. Solo Busanova - Hugo Montenegro 14. Tony Crackburn gets berated (again) for his taste in music / What Tony Crackburn does in the morning 15. Open Whisky Bar - DJ Zebra 16. Drum n bass n b******t 16. Lighter (Mickey Finn mix) - DJ SS 17. Piss dilemma 18. Couriers Episode 3 19. Loops inside my Head - The Who Boys (lyric by Mrs Crackburn!) 20. The middle of the show 20. Sex Change - Breakbeat Era 20. Up close with Giles WhoBoy 21. Orgies, a tool of witchcraft - Louise Huebner 22. Hull is dull 23. Billy Bonds MBE - The Barmy Army 24. A little chatty watty with Mrs WhoBoy / A BIG HELLO to Bri WhoBoy 25. Gotta Hava - The WhoBoys 26. Let's close our eyes and have that dream, baby! 27. United Future Organisation - My Foolish Dream 28. It's an extra special Saturday night 29. Thing Fish - Tony Crackburn Orchestra 30. Welcome to Sunday morning with The Who Boys. Mark WhoBoy says something silly again that he doesn't really mean. Apologies in advance. 31. Frank's Here - The Who Boys 32. Mr and Mrs Crackburn discuss their dogging activities 33. My Uncle used to love me but she died - Roger Miller 34. We have to watch the Crackburns very carefully 35. Sgt Java - The Who Boys + TCO + Crackettes 36. Goooooooood-BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 37. Nightmares - Ryuichi Sakamoto (this is special - listen carefully)

    1h 53m
  7. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night with The Who Boys - Show 34 - The Sick Show

    Show 34 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Sick Show - (September 02, 2008) Celebrating the return of John Shed from the neuropsychiatric institute, also featuring The 'Ooo Boys, the Crackburns, all the regular scum and more! Get a bomb out and chuck it at yer mam!!!!!  1. Welcome to...Saturday Night with the Crackburns...? 2. AudioCline - The Who Boys 3. Mark WhoBoy is sick / Welcome back John Shed!!!! 4. Here comes Johhny Sheddy - The Who Boys + TCO, featuring The Crackettes!!! 5. John Shed tells all about his experiences at the neuropsychiatric institute / everybody sings Loony Toons 6. Born to be Wild - Osaru Ondo 7. Dog's Dinner - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 8. New Drama Feature! Couriers - Episode 1 9. Blue Moon of Kentucky - Reverend Beat Man 10. Mark WhoBoy is still sick 11. Mad Bad Dad - The Who Boys 12. No Squirrel No Cry - g3rst 13. A 'funny' story from Mrs Crackburn 14. Nutria Xray - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 15. Thanks for Donations Time!!! (where our generous listeners get named!) 16. Loud Minority - United Future Organisation 17. Welcome to Sunday Morning with The Who Boys - Mark WhoBoy returns, back from the dead and well again!! Let's get rockin'! 18. Rocky Mountain Runabout - Alan Hawkshaw 19. Marky WhoBoy has a fab little chat with Johnny Sheddy! 20. New Lifestyle feature! Weekend Wines with Hugh Boyd 21. Continuum - Cinematic Orchestra 22. Here we are again - Mark and Gi WhoBoy have a bit of a good old chat, and introduce something special: 23. Factory Stench - 'Mr WhoBrother' 24. Powerful stuff. Let's get him on the show. 25. Caravan - Bert Kaempfert & his Orchestra 26. A little chat with Tone. 27. Letter from God to man - Dan Le Sac and Scroobius Pip 28. Tony Crackburn has a moan about Mark WhoBoy and gets punished for it, because Marky WhoBoy is back to FULL STRENGTH AND READY TO DEAL WITH ALL HIS ENEMIES!!! 29. The Devil is Dead Metal - The Who Boys + The Tony Crackburn Orchestra + The Crackettes 30. CONCEPTUAL F****N' FOCUS! 31. Bluebird Blackout - Phil Retrospector (bloody hell - beautiful!) 32. What is conceptual focus? A brief explanation by Mark WhoBoy. 33. Twin Hearts - Collatron 34. A little chat with Mrs Crackburn 35. Perhaps we dub it up in a precinct - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 36. Couriers - Episode 2 37. Why does the show have to be over all of a sudden? 38. Coco Grace - Reverend Beat Man 39. Thursday afternoon with The Who Boys! 40. Roger's Back (edited) - The Roger Tubesound Ensemble 41. Welcome to Friday morning with The Who Boys! 42. The National Institute for Clinical Excellence - Highflats 43. ShermanCast - Celine Cunting Dion?!! the has-been crap in Vegas must die. painfully. 44. Earache My Eye - Cheech & Chong Featuring Alice Bowie 45. Cocktails for Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

    2h 6m
  8. 08/22/2020

    Saturday Night with The Who Boys - Show 33 - The Crap Show

    Show 33 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Crap Show - (August 05, 2008) Saturday Night with the Who Boys, with (as you might expect, but a good thing anyway) The Who Boys, Tony Crackburn (who has recently stopped smoking), Mrs Crackburn and Mrs Whoboy!!!! As a special punishment to our listeners for their pathetic lack of donations after we lost all dignity begging them on the last show, we bring you...The Crap Show. Wahey? Get your drink (lager or wine is fine - no alcopops are permitted), get your cigarettes, get your ashtray, put your headphones on, pull your pants down and press PLAY. Ready? Here we go! 1. Big Screen News 60 - Richard Myhill 2. We are disappointed 3. Generic Shit Music (with Mrs Whoboy clipping her toenails in the background) 4. Gentlemen - Venetian Snares 5. Fancy a cigarette, Tone?? 6. Pop Trumpets - Keith Mansfield 7. What Tony does with his hands now he's stopped smoking 8. Horsewarp - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 9. Do you want a cigarette, Tone? 10. Lola - The Who Boys + The Crackettes 11. Are you sure you don't want a cigarette, Tony? 12. Satisfaction - The Who Boys + The Crackettes 13. A special thank you to Mark Bentley, our favourite listener 14. Beat me till I'm Blue - Alan Hawkshaw 15. Mark WhoBoy makes a run to the off-license 16. Monks on TV - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 17. How The WhoBoys and the Crackburns would spend your money if you donated 18. College Girl - Neil Richardson 19. Mr Mark WhoBoy and Mr tony Crackburn embark upon a fantasy of the high life 10. Paris Streatham - Amon Tobin 11. I wish Top Gear would not play Amon Tobin 12. Donate or Die - The Crackettes (lyrics by Mrs Crackburn, Bri WhoBoy and Mark WhoBoy) 13. Cigarette, Tone? 14. Thrills and Spills - Alan Hawkshaw 15. Mrs Crackburn and Mrs Whoboy have a quick chat 16. The Moth - Tony Crackburn 17. Come on, Cracky, let's have it! 18. Full Strength Fortified Dub - Primal Scream, Irvine Welsh and On-U-Soundsystem 19. Gi and Mark WhoBoy start compulsively agreeing with each other 20. The Ocean doesn't want me - Tom Waits 21. Hunger is From - Ken Nordine 22. What Tony Crackburn eats in bed 23. Mochipet - Yes vs NoMeansNo 24. Revolting images of Yes in the 80s 25. Nashville Superpickers - Paperback Writer 26. Tokyo bluegrass memories 27. Velvet Dreams - Voicedude 28. Special Tony Crackburn announcement 29. Moth Bowls - Mrs. Crackburn 30. Welcome to Sunday morning with The Who Boys 31. Olive - Ken Nordine 32. Perked up after a shower, a shave and a nice can of lager 33. Don Sebesky - Guru Vin 34. Bombing off on the scooters to sunny Hoxton Square 35. ShermanCast - BriWhoBoy threatens the audience with perpetual crap. In perpetuity. 36. Gunshot Dub - Enduser

    1h 47m

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Live from London, the legendary Saturday Night with The Who Boys podcast, one of the first ever podcasts, featuring originals and mashups by The Who Boys, the inimitable John Shed, and various guests engaging in music, discussion and debauchery. Drinks and drugs are on us. Implicitly explicit.