Simon's Peculiar Portions

4.9 (176)
COMEDY

Taken from our Peculiar Portions YouTube series, this is a full recording of our weekly sessions where Simon drags Lewis through the wonderful world of weird Internet news.

MAR 12

A Tarot reading for Lewis!

We're back for the first PP of 2026! We catch up with all of the weird and wonderful news, and Simon gives Lewis a Tarot reading to give him some insight into himself... Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj This episode was originally broadcast Live on 11/03/26. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1h 31m
10/19/2025

Can we summon the dead?

It's a spooktacular PP as we attempt to summon the dead, read spooky stories and catch up with our Member's Mailtime! Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1h 14m
08/31/2025

Could the Yogscast survive on a desert Island?

We're back to discuss survival stories and work out which of the Yogscast would survive on a desert island! Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1h 37m
08/03/2025

A Super Serious UFO Mandate

There's no time for joking around this week, as Simon takes Lewis through his dossier of UFOs, UAPs, aliens with more than two breasts, and a live interview with an alien lifeform... (APOLOGIES TO HENRY ZEBROWSKI AND LAST STREAM ON THE LEFT). Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

58 min
06/22/2025

We receive a Sea Monkey surprise

Lewis and Simon discover a monkey with an addiction to confectionary, and get given some tiny pets... Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 hr
05/18/2025

The weirdest folklore rituals in the UK

Summer is icumen in! Lewis & Simon talk weird folk rituals on our backwards little island, and read some of your own strange tales! Watch Boba's Bits: https://youtu.be/nhA9FLtNpiQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1h 15m
04/20/2025

The Ultimate Egg Tier List

Happy APRIL, egg lovers. Lewis & Simon talk chocolate, bums, tier lists, and answer YOUR April Fools-based mail! Watch Boba's Bits: https://youtu.be/nAx2hF5HUNc 💖 BECOME A MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ/join 📺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd 👕 Buy Yogscast Merch: https://store.yogscast.com/ 0:00 Intro 0:50 World Creme-Egg-Up-Bum Champion eaten by crocodile 06:38 Man forced to eat over 200 Easter eggs 16:05 Lucky rabbit survives 40 mile ride 19:59 The largest Easter egg in the world 23:03 The Annual Bristol Egg Rolling Contest 26:16 There's drama in the queer penguin community 32:07 Lewis & Simon's Easter egg tier list 63:18 Members' mailtime ▬▬▬▬▬ Who's in the video: Lewis & Simon: https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=BlueXephos ▬▬▬▬▬ Keep up to date on The Yogscast here: Twitter: https://twitter.com/yogscast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@yogscastofficial Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/officialyogscast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yogscast/ Watch us live on Twitch.tv every day! http://www.twitch.tv/yogscast/ ▬▬▬▬▬ Production music courtesy of Epidemic Sound Business enquiries: contact@yogscast.com Want to send something to us? Here's our address: Lewis & Simon - The Yogscast 4th Floor - King William House 13 Queen Square Bristol BS1 4NT #yogscast #peculiarportions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1h 16m
03/28/2025

Luck - Simon's Peculiar Portions Podcast

Lewis and Simon are back with Simon's PP! It's lucky March, that's right, lucky March! In this episode: the luckiest AND unluckiest man alive, weird milkshakes, and shoe sniffing. 💖 BECOME A YT MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ/join 📺 Watch Simon's PP: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd 👕 Buy Yogscast Merch: https://store.yogscast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1h 1m

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Lewis Brindley

Host
Simon Lane

Host

4.9

out of 5

176 Ratings

A critical source of news in a divisive world.

05/12/2022

Moist Nugget Jr.

As an avid follower of global affairs and peculiar portion is the place I come to too remind me how little it matters as most people are obsessing over animals and sex. Thank you for making my daily 100 mile commute just that little bit more pleasant on Thursdays.
Best podcast ever made in the history of time!

02/23/2022

Scythe Meister Stein

I listen every week and am so glad you guys still make these. I’ve been a fan for what feels like a very long time now haha but no one else has ever made me laugh like these guys do. I’m so thankful for all of the hard work and time these great gentlemen put into everything they do, it’s never ceased to impress and amaze. Thank you for being so great (I am Dave! Yognaught)
The YoGPoD Returns…. but Better

09/05/2021

greathornartworks

I’ve been a devout Yognau(gh)t since the original Simon-and-Lewis-combination-podcast debuted in 2009, and though I’ve bemoaned the slow decay of the YoGPoD’s “consistent” release schedule, I’m always excited to see what’s next from the Yogscast. Little did I know that in the pipeline was yet more YoGPoD — but with the all-too hilarious addition of Simon curating a list of stories that would make The Onion blush. The bizarrely casual conversations regarding the logistics of living in a barrel on top of a pole for months on end, or the laws of physics as they pertain to ghosts being run over by Teslas, or the T to deific status of goats with birth defects makes this show familiar, charming and hilarious, and though I love the video series equivalent, the podcast format is where it’s at for me.
Potent fun

08/29/2021

ejsomers

Love these lads! Hilarious topics, a great bit of banter, and absolutely worth a listen!!

Taken from our Peculiar Portions YouTube series, this is a full recording of our weekly sessions where Simon drags Lewis through the wonderful world of weird Internet news.