This Won't Teach You Anything: A Pop Culture Podcast

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This Won’t Teach You Anything is a pop culture podcast about movies, music, travel, collecting, and the moments that stick with us longer than we expect. Hosted by Andrew, each episode takes a familiar piece of pop culture and looks at it through a personal, honest, and occasionally irreverent lens — less “hot takes,” more reflection. If you like thoughtful conversations about the things you love (and sometimes grew up with), this won’t teach you anything… but it might make you think about it differently. Follow us on: X - @thiswontteach Instagram - this_wont_teach_you_anything Facebook - @thiswontteach Gmail - thiswontteach@gmail.com

  1. The One Movie I'll Always Defend (Even if you don't agree): The Last Jedi

    May 5

    The One Movie I'll Always Defend (Even if you don't agree): The Last Jedi

    Send us Fan Mail A movie can be “good” and still feel wrong to you, and Star Wars: The Last Jedi is the cleanest example I know. My reaction to it keeps shifting with every rewatch, not because the film changes, but because what I bring to it changes: expectations, nostalgia, and what I want Star Wars to be when I hit play.  I walk through how the sequel trilogy sets the table. The Force Awakens nails the feeling of coming home, rebuilding the foundation with energy, humor, and a familiar structure. The Rise of Skywalker aims for scale and closure as a big popcorn movie. Then The Last Jedi cuts right through the middle with a different goal: challenge the comfort, question the hero story, and make victory feel expensive. We dig into why that choice split the fandom, and why both reactions can be honest.  From the opening battle and Paige Tico’s sacrifice to Poe’s hard lesson about leadership versus instinct, the movie keeps returning to failure as something you don’t simply “bounce back” from. Finn’s arc moves from survival to purpose, Rose broadens the meaning of the conflict, and the filmmaking itself takes risks, including the use of silence that makes moments like the Holdo maneuver land in your body before your brain can debate it.  The big conversation is Luke Skywalker. Rey arrives wanting the classic mentor path, and Luke answers with doubt, fear, and a brutal critique of Jedi legacy. Yoda’s message reframes failure as wisdom worth passing on, and by the time we reach Crait, the difference between the person and the legend becomes the point. If you’ve ever argued about The Last Jedi, or quietly reconsidered it years later, this one’s for you. Subscribe, share the show with a Star Wars fan, and leave a review so more people can find it.

    38 min
  2. The Album that changed the way I listen to Music: Back to Black

    Apr 30

    The Album that changed the way I listen to Music: Back to Black

    Send us Fan Mail Back to Black doesn’t feel like a performance. It feels like walking into a room where something private is already happening, and the silence is part of the message. I wanted to get past the tabloid script and listen to Amy Winehouse the way the record asks to be heard: up close, unprotected, and without the comforting lie of a neat redemption arc. We move through Amy’s roots in jazz restraint, her refusal to be “contained,” and the psychological shift from Frank to Back to Black, where heartbreak turns into obsession and self-awareness doesn’t automatically become escape. I break down how Mark Ronson’s classic soul architecture and Salaam Remi’s looser, more conversational feel create a sound that leaves space around her voice, making every flinch audible. We also re-hear “Rehab” as negotiation and denial, then zoom out to talk addiction as emotional regulation, shame loops, and why relapse after abstinence can be so dangerous. From there, the story widens into fame pressure, touring, paparazzi culture, and the gendered way the public turns a struggling woman into a spectacle. I push back on the “27 Club” mythology and ask the harder question: what systems are built to protect artists when they’re too profitable to pause? If you care about music history, mental health in the music industry, and the lasting influence of Amy Winehouse on modern pop vulnerability, this one’s for you. Subscribe for more deep-listening episodes, share this with someone who loves albums, and leave a rating and review so more people can find the show.

    35 min
  3. From Vegas to Mayhem: The 4 Times We Saw Lady Gaga Live

    Apr 21

    From Vegas to Mayhem: The 4 Times We Saw Lady Gaga Live

    Send us Fan Mail Four days before we’re supposed to see Lady Gaga live, she cancels a show with a respiratory infection and suddenly my “surprise trip” becomes a gamble. I’m sitting in that quiet, awful space where you realize months of planning might end with nothing but a cold April weekend in St. Paul. Colleen doesn’t even know why we’re traveling yet, so I’m carrying the nerves, the logistics, and the fear that the reveal won’t land. From there, we zoom out and tell the bigger story: how we didn’t grow up as day-one fans, how A Star Is Born cracked something open, and why Lady Gaga’s career makes more sense when you stop seeing only spectacle. We walk through her arc from early Stephanie Germanotta ambition to the world-building pop eras, the risky Artpop swing, and the Tony Bennett jazz pivot that forces everyone to hear the musician underneath. Those turns aren’t trivia, they’re the reason her live shows feel like narrative theater. Then we get specific with a concert-by-concert breakdown and a full Mayhem Ball review: Enigma in Las Vegas, Jazz And Piano as a masterclass, Chromatica Ball at Wrigley, and finally the St. Paul night where everything clicks. We talk setlist storytelling, themes of identity and fame, the moment vulnerability takes over, and why Gaga never repeats the same show twice even when she revisits the same songs. If you’ve ever wondered whether Lady Gaga is worth seeing live, this is the honest answer. Subscribe for more pop culture stories with real stakes, share the episode with a friend, and leave a review so more listeners can find the show.

    38 min
  4. Why "The Bear" Feels So Real (And Why It Sticks With You)

    Apr 7

    Why "The Bear" Feels So Real (And Why It Sticks With You)

    Send us Fan Mail The Bear doesn’t ease you in, it shoves you through the swinging door and expects you to keep up. That’s what we can’t stop thinking about: how a series set in a restaurant creates a feeling so physical that it bypasses plot and goes straight to your nervous system. We talk through the show’s realism and why it lingers, even for people who have never worked a line. The chaos isn’t just written, it’s built through pacing, overlapping dialogue, tight camera movement, and sound design that rarely allows silence. From Carmy’s precision and private uncertainty to Richie’s slow reframe, Sydney’s ambition-in-progress, and Tina’s quiet growth, the characters don’t announce what they feel. They manage it, contain it, and sometimes leak it, which makes the stress and tenderness hit harder. Underneath the kitchen is the real foundation: grief and family. We explore how Mikey’s absence operates like a force, how volatility shapes everyone’s reactions, and how constant pressure can become identity, even when it turns self-destructive. We also get into why the cameos don’t break immersion, how the kitchen behaves like a real system with consequences, and how the soundtrack uses music as memory so a song can become a moment you can’t unfeel. If this conversation clicks, subscribe for more, share it with a friend who loves The Bear, and leave a rating and review. What scene or song instantly takes you back into that world?

    32 min
  5. Collecting Isn't About Stuff... It's About Memory

    Mar 24

    Collecting Isn't About Stuff... It's About Memory

    Send us Fan Mail There’s an object you wouldn’t throw away even if nobody else wanted it. Not because it’s valuable, but because it’s loaded with time. We dig into why collecting hits so deep, starting with a simple idea: the things we keep aren’t really “things” at all. They’re touchable memories, anchors to who we were, and proof that a moment happened. We walk through the progression many collectors recognize, even if they’ve never named it. Star Wars action figures start as pure world building, then G.I. Joe turns a bedroom into an engineered battlefield, and a sibling turns the story into a negotiated campaign that can last for days. Transformers adds a new layer when Optimus Prime becomes more than a toy and starts to shape identity, pride, and belonging. From there, music flips the script. Vinyl 45s and cassette tapes teach focus, ritual, and emotional connection, leading to album collecting, deep listening, and the pull of completion when you start tracking an artist like Madonna across releases and formats. Then comes the hard question every hobby runs into: “What is it worth?” Baseball cards reveal the split between collecting for value and collecting for meaning, and once you feel that difference, you can’t unfeel it. We take that insight into fandom and community through Firefly, the Browncoat identity, Serenity models, and a seven-year autograph mission that proves the point in the most human way possible. Finally, we talk about adult collecting as curation: fewer pieces, better pieces, and sometimes screen-used props and wardrobe that feel like a physical continuation of the worlds that shaped you. If this resonates, subscribe so you don’t miss what’s next, share it with a collector you know, and leave a rating and review to help more people find the show.

    33 min
  6. Rewatching a Childhood Favorite as an Adult: Mary Poppins

    Mar 10

    Rewatching a Childhood Favorite as an Adult: Mary Poppins

    Send us Fan Mail Ever notice how the movie you remember isn’t quite the movie on the screen? We explore how Mary Poppins shifts when you grow up—from flying umbrellas and dancing penguins to a layered story about a father rediscovering joy—and why the magic doesn’t fade when you learn how it’s made. We revisit the theater seat of childhood awe and map what changes with time: the overture that quietly sets the film’s DNA, Julie Andrews’ surgical restraint against Dick Van Dyke’s buoyant chaos, and the storybook London built with practical sets and matte paintings. We dig into choreography that looks effortless because it’s anything but, and the optical compositing that let live actors step into chalk worlds long before digital tools. The Sherman Brothers’ songs don’t just dazzle; they drive character and plot, turning melody into meaning. Then the frame widens. Walt Disney’s promise to his daughters and P. L. Travers’ protective skepticism add stakes behind the scenes. After watching Saving Mr. Banks, it’s hard not to see George Banks as the true center: a man who confuses rigidity with love until laughter cracks the shell. Mary arrives to restore balance, then leaves without ceremony, as if wonder’s job is to visit, heal, and move on. That’s why the film grows with you—children see magic, adults see architecture, and both are true. If this journey made you see Mary Poppins with new eyes, follow the show, share it with a friend who loves movies, and leave a quick review. It helps more curious listeners find us. What childhood film revealed a new story when you rewatched it?

    27 min
  7. Why Physical Media Still Matters in a Streaming World

    Feb 10

    Why Physical Media Still Matters in a Streaming World

    Send us Fan Mail We explore why vinyl still matters in a world of infinite streaming, focusing on attention, ownership, and the small rituals that change how music feels. Travis from "Roody’s Roundup" joins to share memories, first records, and must‑have albums for any collection. • streaming solves access but flattens attachment • playlists replacing albums and context • the vinyl ritual as intentional listening • ownership beyond licenses and algorithms • record stores, Discogs, and smart collecting • first media memories and 45s nostalgia • must‑own pressings from Stones to Amy Winehouse • balancing convenience with presence If you enjoyed this episode, or if this show has ever felt like a quiet place to land for a bit, leaving a review really does help more people find it

    32 min
  8. Why We Keep Rewatching the Same Movies

    Jan 27

    Why We Keep Rewatching the Same Movies

    Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder why you scroll past new releases and land on Star Wars, Indiana Jones, or that one Pixar film you could quote in your sleep? We dig into the deeper pull of rewatching and how familiar stories deliver something rare in a noisy world: emotional certainty. From the swell of a John Williams cue to the warm hit of a long-known character arc, we unpack why “safe” does not mean shallow—and why it often beats the gamble of an untested two hours. We talk about movies as emotional time capsules, where first-view wonder lingers inside the rewatch. Then we stack that against the modern pressure cooker: new films must be original, relevant, meme-ready, discourse-proof, and somehow sequel-ready without feeling incomplete. We look at Marvel’s after-credits culture and how “what’s next” can steal thunder from “what just happened,” pushing audiences back to stories that finish their sentences. Franchises aren’t the enemy; uncertainty is. Older pillars feel confident in their identity, while many recent entries read like placeholders waiting for the payoff. Cost and context matter too. A family night at the theater can approach triple digits, and after COVID-era streaming normalized staying in, the threshold for leaving the house got higher. We trace how access changed everything—from rare second viewings in the ’80s to instant replay today—and why that ease supercharges nostalgia and trust. Along the way, we touch on the cycle of reviving icons, the draw of familiar heroes, and how comfort rewatches become family rituals that onboard the next generation. We want to hear from you: what’s your comfort movie and why does it still work? Share your pick, then follow and leave a quick review to help more people find the show.

    24 min
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This Won’t Teach You Anything is a pop culture podcast about movies, music, travel, collecting, and the moments that stick with us longer than we expect. Hosted by Andrew, each episode takes a familiar piece of pop culture and looks at it through a personal, honest, and occasionally irreverent lens — less “hot takes,” more reflection. If you like thoughtful conversations about the things you love (and sometimes grew up with), this won’t teach you anything… but it might make you think about it differently. Follow us on: X - @thiswontteach Instagram - this_wont_teach_you_anything Facebook - @thiswontteach Gmail - thiswontteach@gmail.com

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