Adventures of a Marten

Martin Marten

Satyrical musings of a pine marten of no major importance, blithely living out his utterly mundane existence in a nondescript midwestern US town of moderate size.

Episodes

  1. 09/28/2020

    One Longass Text Message

    Concision isn't my greatest fortitude.

    One Longass Text Message

  2. 09/26/2020

    Laptop ded x_x

    Just filling dead air 'til my laptop gets fixed.

    Laptop ded x_x

  3. 09/23/2020

    Testing the App

    I'm only testing the Android app today as a backup for the laptop which is currently out of commission.

    Testing the App

  4. 09/18/2020

    After 45 days

    He came. For a visit, you know. He's exquisite. He's back, better than ever. All's well. May see more of him. Want to. Will.

    After 45 days

  5. 09/14/2020

    Does That Answer Your Question?

    Herding the pervitin-crazed cats of my mind into the underground showers for delousing in this episode takes a back seat not only to the requisite selling out of everything he's ever thought he believed in (in the form of a simple commercial break, which even merely rerecording brings him joy) to a simple and straightforward reading of a single long and highly convoluted answer Martin gives to an equally short and straightforward question from a friend on Telegram regarding his mental state on the afternoon of Monday, September 14th, 2020 (CE), with eventual rambling around and around in circles for 23 minutes before finally mentioning all of maybe half a dozen or so (no more) things which he needs to mention every episode for continuity's sake alone, e.g., plugging the website, mentioning listener support, and soliciting listener comments via the voicemail feature on the Anchor.fm website where the new episodes of "Adventures of A Marten" first go live. No music bed.

    Does That Answer Your Question?

  6. 09/14/2020

    Introducing Wolfdog & Tim

    This basically unedited episode was a test of Anchor's web interface for editing audio to insert sponsor clips, and also to get back into the swing of recording for the podcast even when I am somewhat tired. Tim contributes his thoughts on love via text message, sending Wolfdog and Martin on a circuitous conversation recirculating more or less to where they started -- but fear not! The whole thing's under fifteen minutes long.

    Introducing Wolfdog & Tim

  7. 09/06/2020

    Seventeen Minutes of Nothing

    Title pretty much says it all.

    Seventeen Minutes of Nothing

  8. Trailer

    Last Trailer

    This is the last "trailer" I expect to record before getting down to posting something more akin to real episodes. That, such as it is, is currently in the production pipeline, and I just wanted to put it out there what was coming before initiating the process of uploading that. So there you have it.

    Last Trailer

  9. Trailer

    A Long, Strange Night

    It was a long, strange night. I'm just gonna keep recording little minute-long clips for the time being (like this one) until I have something substantial to say. At this point, I'm still familiarizing myself with the Anchor interface. It seems a little bit stripped down to the bare bones, to me, but never did I ever dream I'd be recording podcasts with a studio mic on a laptop in my bed in a matter of minutes to produce from start to finish. Please leave a message or otherwise get in touch if you have any ideas for future podcasts -- topics you'd like discussed, people you'd like interviewed, you know -- that sort of thing. Ta-ta for now!

    A Long, Strange Night

  10. Trailer

    Adventures of a Beaver (Pilot)

    This virtually content-free, minute-long trailer serves to initiate my new podcast -- final title to be determined -- which comes to fulfill the request of a very special online friend named in the episode. BE FOREWARNED: Sound levels are very high! I'm sure we'll get these little kinks ironed out in the days and weeks and months and years that follow; but this episode (if it may be so called) was recorded on a refurbished HP EliteBook from PCs For People using a Blue Snowball cardioid condenser mic with USB digital output using anchor.fm's in-browser podcast recording and editing tools. (The background music, selected at random from a list of options, is stock music from anchor.fm.) The whole process took a matter of mere minutes, from start to finish, and is presented on a first-come, first-served basis with no warrant of merchantability for any particular purpose whatsoever.

    Adventures of a Beaver (Pilot)
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About

Satyrical musings of a pine marten of no major importance, blithely living out his utterly mundane existence in a nondescript midwestern US town of moderate size.

Information

  • Creator
    Martin Marten
  • Years Active
    2020
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Martin Marten
  • Show Website
    Adventures of a Marten