Just a Theory Bro

As I stated earlier, on April 27th 2020 me and Cotten eye Jane saved my son from Dasanitas. Which is a condition from having almost no Dasani in your system. Me and Jane robbed and stole the Dasani delivery truck. We got to my son as quickly as possible and poured water on him for the back of the truck. He lived another day. Until April 28th 2020, when he got ran over by the same truck. Driven by Mr. Baker.

On June 9th, me and Cotten head Jane poured water on my son Cotten Head Junior, and he lived. Unfortunately the next day he got hit by the Dasani water truck. Luckily me and Cotten Head Jane stoke the truck and poured all the water in the back of the truck on my son and he lived. To hear you people talk about Dasani like that is so sickening. My son would have died if it wasn’t for Dasani. Learn from your mistakes.

Hello I am Cotton Eye Jane and I saved someone’s life with Dasani Water it tastes like The fresh water from Mt Everest. We should have a Dasani Celebration day every year, on June 9. MisterGoodNiceGuys son was dying and I poured Dasani Water on his head and he said, “I love Dasani Water”, and he lived to see another day but, the next day he got ran over by a Dasani Water delivery truck.

Thanks for giving me something decent to do with my time