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aphroism; noun - a pithy observation which contains a general truth...by me. And also my friend Madi. Aphroisms will be a weekly update from two astrology hacks and pop culture connoisseurs, heavy with witchy themes and reality TV fandom. If Bravo is your realm, and you charge your crystals in the full moon, this is the podcast for you.

  1. 08/02/2021

    Double-Vaxxed And Waxed

    YOU GUYS, MEET KARINA. Life has been kicking our asses, but this week I had the absolute pleasure of chatting with Madi's renowned BFF, Karina. Like, THEE Karina. While she's not fully across Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Potomac, that doesn't stop us from dissecting the latest seasons. Plus, we've both just finished This Way Up so we're very excited about that. Most importantly though, I do Karina's birth chart and get to know her a little bit better. Also: general lamenting of house prices and the too-distant dream of property ownership.

  2. 05/13/2021

    The Daddy Ruined Everything

    This week I catch up with my bestie Huna to break down all that is the thirteenth season of Real Housewives of Atlanta (right before Porsha dropped a big one on us...), we give our thoughts on the cast of Real Housewives All Stars and other Bravo gems, lament the horrors of moving house, the joy of smoking and the pain of quitting, the meaninglessness of our horoscopes this week, having crushes on boys in bands (a bygone era for us both), and finally, we celebrate the greatest show ever: Criminal Minds.

  3. 04/06/2021

    E16: Welcome To Brettland

    Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett this week on MAFS Australia was all about BRETTLAND and we LOVED it. Also, the Real Housewives of Atlanta go on (another) trip, this time to New Orleans, and once again Kenya is proving to be the worst person to go on holidays with, ever. Finally, we discuss the results of Drag Race UK, and get lukewarmly excited for Drag Race Down Under.

  4. 03/25/2021

    E15: She Seems Gay To Me

    Happy Spring Equinox! To be honest, thought that would be a positive start to the week, but apparently not. Ah well. This week Madi and I dissect Cynthia's wedding episode in Real Housewives of Atlanta, we celebrate the existence of Alessandra, the new expert on Married At First Sight Australia who actually forces the other experts to finally "expert" and call out the rampant gaslighting, and we fiiinally talk about THE Harry and Meghan Oprah interview.

  5. 03/17/2021

    E14: Welcome To The Dungeon

    This week, Madi has finally caught up on Real Housewives of Atlanta, so we delve deep into everything that happened in The Dungeon. Plus, we get up to speed on the current season of Married At First Sight Australia (S8), along with our usual witchy horoscope check-in. The Pisces New Moon did not come to play.

  6. 03/10/2021

    E13: We're Back...And It Was Agatha All Aloooong.

    Madi and I are back after a brief hiatus, gritting our teeth into 2021 (we know it's March). This week we catch up on where we are at spiritually and astrologically, getting vaxxed and the treatment of marginalised communities by the medical industry, breaking down the phenomenon and toxicity that is Married At First Sight Australia, and the witchiness of Wandavision.

  7. 12/31/2020

    E12: Drag Us To 2021, Monique

    For the final episode of 2021, Madi catch up on our horoscopes, in particular the havoc that the emo Cancer full moon is inflicting on us, and alllll the housewives. We are happy to put Real Housewives of Potomac to bed this season with a discussion of feminine emotional expectations, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has us relating to the concept of familial religious culture, and we rejoice in Real Housewives of Atlanta's return. Finally, check out my talented brother's Christmas singles and follow him on Instagram (@paulpkapelerismusic) -  https://www.instagram.com/p/CIr9PFxBauk/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CJFxyWDBnzL/

  8. 12/18/2020

    E11: The Not-Quite Happiest Season

    This week Madi and I and cover the Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City (and yes, Madi's love affair with Robyn and Jen continues to be problematic). Madi also gives us some background to Truthsgiving, and the overall impact of Christian holidays on Native American people (see below for more resources). Plus! We finally watch The Happiest Season, and throw in some of our own lesbian rom-com movie fantasies. Finally, we delve deep into our horoscope full moon lunar eclipse feels. Phew. https://native-land.ca https://seedingsovereignty.org https://www.bustle.com/p/thanksgiving-promotes-whitewashed-history-so-i-organized-truthsgiving-instead-13154470

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aphroism; noun - a pithy observation which contains a general truth...by me. And also my friend Madi. Aphroisms will be a weekly update from two astrology hacks and pop culture connoisseurs, heavy with witchy themes and reality TV fandom. If Bravo is your realm, and you charge your crystals in the full moon, this is the podcast for you.

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  • Creator
    Aphroisms
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Explicit
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