(Not A) Christian Podcast

Kyle Crim
  • 5.0 (18)
  • Christianity

"It's not a Christian Podcast. It's a podcast that happens to be Christian. Become a monthly supporter here: https://anchor.fm/kyle-crim/subscribe

  1. 11/01/2025

    Episode 114- Seasonal Food Desecration, Beaned Up Chili & Walking Obituaries

    On this episode, we dive into a Fall Edition of Keep It or Can It, which means it’s time for overpriced corn mazes, questionable fashion choices, and people pretending chili with beans is anything but soup. In this episode, Kyle rants his way through autumn’s biggest offenders: the false promise of pumpkin carving (“three hours for a fruit you just ruined”), the sticky regret of caramel apples, and the chaos of holiday parades where adults crawl for street candy like it’s currency. If you’ve ever run a $50 5K for a free T-shirt, written poetry in a beanie at 68 degrees, or believed that roasting pumpkin seeds would fix anything — this one’s for you. Then, we find out which candy won the Best Halloween Candy Tournament and which contestant won the bracket challenge!

    50 min

  2. 10/17/2025

    Episode 113- Sugar Daddies, Bella the Shih Tzu & If Candy Were People

    In this return, learn about the backhanded compliment that Kyle regularly receives regarding the podcast! Then, Kyle explains his descent into narcissism and how it relates to (NA)CP. Then the bulk of the episode, Kyle gives his unsolicited opinion on 64 Halloween candies! There's a tournament coming up, so we explore topics like, which candy would you run into at the grocery store and try to avoid hanging out with? Would dark chocolate have a podcast? Would Twix be a suburban mom with a shih tzu and poorly behaved children? Kyle thinks so and you will too by the time this is over!

    57 min

  3. 02/14/2025

    Episode 112- Veiled Candy Metaphors, Creepy Christian Men & Misadventures in the DMs

    This is a tough listen. Get ready for the most self-deprecating episode in the history of podcasts. You voted on our latest “Keep It or Can It” poll on Instagram, so Kyle gives his opinion on anything and everything related to romance, including his own experience that you’ve probably never heard. Buckle up, because it gets awkward. Learn what about the dating lessons you can learn from heart-shaped boxes of chocolate and discount candy the day after Valentine’s Day! Hear about Kyle’s (NA)CP-branded conversation hearts, coming in 2026 that will give you more realistic expectations surrounding dating. There’s so much more about bad pickup lines, dating apps, “Where’s my hug at” guys and the most embarrassing experience of Kyle’s life, so you’ll just have to listen to find out!

    52 min

  4. 01/24/2025

    Episode 111- Shoes That Happen To Be Christian, Death by Candy Corn & Questionable Kickball Practices

    We kick off 2025 not with a single rant. Not with a double rant. But with a triple-rant. Christian shoes, feminization of the name "Kyle" and the panic induced by the potential loss of candy corn fuels today's indignance. Then, Kyle takes one last look back at 2024 with his top albums of the year. To close out the show, Kyle takes you all the way back to elementary school with a story that will probably shock you. He's not proud of it but it happened. Please don't cancel me.

    51 min

  5. 12/15/2024

    Episode 110- Waffle House Creed, Spotify Wrapped & Airport Sprinting

    Kyle begins this episode by recounting his recent travels, which includes questionable interactions in the Waffle House parking lot, hot dog cars, sprinting through an airport and meeting a childhood hero. For the rest of the episode, goes through his Spotify Wrapped and confirms what we all already know.

    36 min

  6. 10/18/2024

    Episode 109- Unseen Dabbing, Skinny Jeans & The Modern Bowl Cut

    This episode starts out with Kyle recounting yet another humbling experience in a public setting. Hear how Kyle's moral superiority led to his latest public downfall. Then, the majority of this episode will be spent going over the bracket for the tournament that never happened, which will henceforth be known as the (Not A) Summer Tournament! Hear about Kyle's opinions on tide pods, fedoras, paper straws and countless other trends. Kyle waxes on about how his ideal childhood would have involved frosted tips and heelies and also how he might have peaked in high school because of plaid shorts.

    53 min

  7. 10/11/2024

    Episode 108- Excessive Art Appreciation, Plane Belching & Terror on the Runway

    To start this episode, Kyle rants about subpar mailbox coupons and panic-buying toilet paper any time there’s a national event. Then, Kyle recounts a recent experience that ranks in his top three embarrassing moments of his whole life. It involves appreciating some art a little too much and not knowing when to keep his mouth shut. Then, the bulk of the episode is Kyle doing a very late recap on his summer trip to Montana. It involves planes on fire, driving into not one, but two horror movies, last minute camping reservations and meeting grizzly bears. It’s a wild time.

    56 min

  8. 10/03/2024

    (Not A) Normal Episode

    Welcome back! On this brief installment of (NA)CP, Kyle dabbles in self-congratulatory behavior and makes a promise he vows to keep in every circumstance except for death! All in all, it's just a very brief update on where (NA)CP has been and where (NA)CP is going!

    9 min
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