Satan is my Superhero

Judas Falling

What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace? Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic, biblical lore, conspiracy theories, religious grifters, and supernatural b******t straight to hell. With sharp satire, studio-recorded sketch comedy, original music, and deep dives into occult history, moral panic, religious deconstruction, and the weirdest corners of human belief, we fight holy water with historical facts and a killer soundtrack. You can expect televangelist takedowns, historical myth-busting, bizarre recurring comedy characters, and original tracks from our comedy punk band, The Genuine Hoots of Joy. It is perfect for skeptics, atheists, ex-Christians, metalheads, lore nerds, and anyone fascinated by humanity’s endless ability to invent demons instead of accountability. New episodes drop every second Tuesday. Some of it is legally fine.

  1. 5d ago

    Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens

    God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angels break out the trumpets, and the apocalypse starts deleting the planet one-third at a time.  But then Revelations drops its weirdest twist yet: a poisoned star called Wormwood crashes into Earth's water supply.  Which becomes considerably weirder when conspiracy theorists notice that Chernobyl is linked to the very same plant and immediately start pointing at Revelation like Charlie from It's Always Sunny with a corkboard.  Coincidence? Prophecy? Ancient apocalypse fan fiction accidentally scoring a lucky hit? Join Judas, Lexi, Satan, John of Patmos and a deeply disappointed saxophone angel as our verse-by-verse comedy autopsy of Revelation continues. Expect sketch comedy, original music, religious satire, skepticism, apocalypse nonsense, and yet another chapter proving that the final book of the Bible reads less like divine prophecy and more like a fever dream written after a very aggressive edible. 🔥 The Third Trumpet Has Sounded. Are You on the Right Side of History? YHWH  just promised to only put a third in — and honestly, that energy describes free listeners too. So if you want the full experience, join our Patreon and get: 2 bonus episodes per month — more chaos, fewer sealsEarly ad-free access — hear the trumpets before the civilians doExclusive extras — behind-the-scenes content, music videos, audiobooks, and bonus material that didn't survive the editorial apocalypseAs the show itself says: you can join for free if you prefer to just stick it in a little bit at first. It's, um, good. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here Get in Touch:  Send your weird religious experiences, moral panic evidence, paranormal claims, apocalypse sightings, cult stories, and targeted hate mail to: satanismysuperhero@gmail.com.  What Now? Missed how we got to the seventh seal? Go back and hear how the chaos started with the four horsemen and the rapture in Episode 124. 👉 Listen to Book of Revelation (Part 7) | The Rapture Here SAUCES Primary sources, texts, and figures referenced in this episode: The Book of Revelation — specifically Chapter 8, KJV (King James Version), attributed to John of Patmos, written approx. 95 CE on the island of PatmosJohn of Patmos — often confused with John the ApostleAbsinthos / Wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) — the bitter herb named in Revelation 8:11; also the base ingredient of absinthe, making this biblically the most metal drink at any barChernobyl etymology — the city of Chernobyl (Chornobyl in Ukrainian) takes its name from the Slavic word for Artemisia vulgaris, a local species of wormwood; the nuclear power plant disaster of April 26, 1986 contaminated groundwater across Ukraine and BelarusThis list represents a fraction of the research conducted for this episode. A complete bibliography exists and is enormous, chaotic, and annotated in three different handwriting styles, one of which may be a ghost. We know where it is. We're just not telling you. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    19 min
  2. May 25

    Satanic NASA | Jack Parsons & The "Satanic Origins" of Rocket Science

    Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive! So is NASA anti-Christian, or are conspiracy theorists just bad at spelling? This week, Judas and Lexi tackle the wild history behind the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the literal sex cults that fueled early American rocketry. We track Jack Parsons’ "Suicide Squad" testing rockets at Devil’s Gate on Halloween, uncover the truth behind L. Ron Hubbard running off with Parsons' money to buy yachts, and find out what really happens when two lonely occult nerds get together with some sacred tablets. But we don’t stop at the 1940s sex magic. We go deep into modern internet lunacy, exploring why Flat Earth weirdos think the NASA logo vector is actually a serpent's tongue, the "Apollo vs. Apollyon" demon panic from the Book of Revelation, and the truth behind Project Blue Beam's fake second coming. From a 1960s tracking network acronym literally spelling out "SATAN," to the hilarious math behind why trolls claim "NASA" is just "Satan minus the T," we prove that demonizing science has always been the ultimate coping mechanism for dummies. Support the Show We're missing more than just the 'T' here! Want to help us afford more letters so we can continue gloating about our secret devil-worshipping space agenda? Plus, unlock our epic, exclusive mini-bio on Jack Parsons' entire unhinged life! Sign up as a Patron today to keep the rocket fuel burning.  Join the Cult on Patreon Here What's Next? Missed our foundational episodes on occult history? Go back and map out the rest of the madness by diving straight into our deep dive on the wickedest man in the world.  Listen to Episode 126  on Aleister Crowley:  Here Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    22 min
  3. May 11

    Five Nights at Freddy’s: Scott Cawthon & Christian Video Games

    They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected. Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it and launched one of the biggest horror franchises in gaming history. From there, things get weird. This episode explores the strange world of Christian video games, the moral panic around gaming, and the not-at-all hypocritical outrage over pixels, boobs, violence, and Satan. This week, we’re digging into:  The FNaF origin story: how a scary animatronic beaver led to Freddy Fazbear  The Scott Cawthon controversy: politics, donations, and reputation detonation  The “holy” hustle: the rise and collapse of Left Behind Games and Digital Praise (including SEC fraud allegations)  Bizarre moral logic: why gaming violence is “silly” but a cartoon boob is a one-way ticket to hell  “Seducing children”: decoding Satanic panic rhetoric from Christian game CEOs  The Hollywood factor: what the Josh Hutcherson movie gets right about child murder Whether you're here for the FNaF lore or the spectacular failure of the Christian video game industry, this one’s for you. Got thoughts? Found a bizarre christian video game? Email us — we love this stuff. Join the Patreon to help us buy more holy water (or just better snacks): patreon.com/satanismysuperhero Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    21 min
  4. Apr 27

    Aleister Crowley

    Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment. In this episode, we dive into Crowley’s own words — from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice — and try to figure out what the hell he was actually on about (chemically and philosophically). Along the way:  “Do what thou wilt” — self-actualisation or just terrible advice?  Sex magick, demon summoning, and the world’s least convincing “guardian angel”  The invention of Thelema (aka start your own religion, get laid)  Crowley’s obsession with Satan, symbolism, and sounding profound  The connection between occultism, ego, and modern New Age nonsense  Why conservatives AND spiritual grifters both end up accidentally agreeing with him  And how a heroin addiction + imagination = “spiritual revelations” We also look at how Crowley helped shape modern occult culture, conspiracy thinking, and the long tradition of people mistaking confidence for truth. Because at the end of the day, Crowley didn’t discover hidden knowledge… He just said weird shit loudly enough that people wrote it down. Support the show (and help us avoid founding our own religion): 👉 patreon.com/satanismysuperhero Got a topic, theory, or unhinged idea we need to investigate? Send it to satanismysuperhero@gmail.com - we love hearing from you. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    26 min
  5. Apr 13

    Video Games Can't Quit Hell

    Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell. This week, Judas and Lexi unpack why developers keep turning the afterlife into a boss fight — including how a bored Resident Evil 4 development team accidentally created the Devil May Cry franchise, why EA relied on fake outrage to sell Dante’s Inferno, and the deeply normal world of Shin Megami Tensei, where God and Lucifer basically run competing apocalypse cults. We also uncover The Turtle Truth: why Bowser is technically a Japanese “Great Demon King” and what that means for your childhood. If you loved this episode, check out these deep dives: Episode 6: Gamer Satan Episode 123: DOOM, Demons and Moral Panic: The Game They Tried to Ban If you think Satan makes a better game mechanic than actual threat, you’re our kind of sinner. Join the cult at PATREON  for bonus episodes, early releases, and behind-the-scenes chaos . Got a favourite “satanic” video game? Were you ever told a game was going to corrupt your soul? Did Hell look suspiciously like a boss level?Email us! satanismysuperhero@gmail.com We read everything. (Especially the unhinged stuff. ) ----New here? Welcome! We’re Judas and Lexi - Aussie/Kiwi hosts of Satan Is My Superhero, a comedy podcast blending satire, research, original music, and aggressive skepticism. We take religious stories, conspiracy theories, and moral panics… and poke them until they fall apart.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    17 min
  6. Mar 30

    Book of Revelation Chapter 7 | The Rapture

    What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re not on it? We dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelations - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible’s weirdest and most misunderstood ideas: the 144,000 “chosen ones.” You’ve probably heard of the Rapture. You’ve probably been told Christianity is “open to everyone.” Yeah… about that.... Catch up on our previous Book of Revelation episodes here: Ep. 00 | Ep. 01 | Ep. 02 | Ep. 03 | Ep. 04  | Ep. 05  | Ep. 06  |  This chapter reveals:  A limited-capacity Heaven (yes, really — 144,000 seats)  God’s forehead-marking system for divine protection  A bizarre mix of exclusive salvation + mass destruction And the introduction of concepts that would later fuel rapture theology, end-times panic, and modern griftingIf you’ve ever wondered: What is the 144,000 in Revelation?Where did the Rapture idea come from?Is Heaven actually exclusive?Why is Revelation so unhinged?…you’re in the right place! ----New here? Welcome! We’re Judas and Lexi — Aussie/Kiwi hosts of Satan Is My Superhero, a comedy podcast blending satire, research, original music, and aggressive skepticism. We take religious stories, conspiracy theories, and moral panics… and poke them until they fall apart. Support the show: If you’d like to support the podcast (and help us keep making gloriously blasphemous nonsense): Join us on Patreon: patreon.com/satanismysuperhero Unlike Heaven… we don’t cap it at 144,000. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    18 min
  7. Mar 16

    DOOM, Demons & Moral Panic: The Game They Tried to Ban

    Why was DOOM so controversial — and why did politicians, pastors, and parent groups try to ban it? In 1993, DOOM didn’t just invent the modern first-person shooter — it also sparked a full-blown satanic moral panic. Banned in Germany, blamed for youth violence, linked to Columbine, and accused of promoting demonic symbols and devil worship, this gore-soaked trip through Hell turned Doomguy into a 90s counterculture icon. Created by id Software — including John Romero and John Carmack — DOOM spread across university networks via dial-up, crashed office servers, and became the poster child for debates over violent video games. From pixelated demons to real-world panic, we unpack how a video game ignited fear in churches, legislatures, and living rooms alike. If you loved this episode, check out our earlier deep dive into gaming and religious paranoia: “Gamer Satan” –  where we unpack how Christians decided controllers were gateways to Hell and why imaginary demons keep getting blamed for very real human behaviour. (Find it wherever you’re listening now.) If you think demons belong in pixelated corridors and not in parliamentary hearings, you’re our kind of sinner. Join our Doomguy-approved coalition at patreon.com/satanismysuperhero for bonus episodes, early releases, behind-the-scenes chaos, and access to our ever-growing vault of Hoots songs. Got memories of playing DOOM on a school computer lab network? Were you personally accused of summoning Satan via floppy disk? Did your youth pastor confiscate your PC? Email us: satanismysuperhero@gmail.com  We read everything. Especially the unhinged stuff.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

    16 min

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What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace? Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic, biblical lore, conspiracy theories, religious grifters, and supernatural b******t straight to hell. With sharp satire, studio-recorded sketch comedy, original music, and deep dives into occult history, moral panic, religious deconstruction, and the weirdest corners of human belief, we fight holy water with historical facts and a killer soundtrack. You can expect televangelist takedowns, historical myth-busting, bizarre recurring comedy characters, and original tracks from our comedy punk band, The Genuine Hoots of Joy. It is perfect for skeptics, atheists, ex-Christians, metalheads, lore nerds, and anyone fascinated by humanity’s endless ability to invent demons instead of accountability. New episodes drop every second Tuesday. Some of it is legally fine.