Watermelon and Wonton

John Linn

Two depressed minority Army Officers stationed in the Pacific tell it as it is from grappling soldiers in the barracks to repossessing stolen chopsticks.

Episodes

  1. 10/18/2020

    Episode 1: H.P. Lovecraft's Best Poem Ever

    Watermelon recites H.P. Lovecraft's most controversial poem, Wonton confesses to war crimes, and we're probably going to get sued by our fake sponsors.

    Episode 1: H.P. Lovecraft's Best Poem Ever
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Two depressed minority Army Officers stationed in the Pacific tell it as it is from grappling soldiers in the barracks to repossessing stolen chopsticks.

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