Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

  1. Nov 7

    Watford 0-0 Middlesbro | Post Match Phone In

    An injury/suspension-ravaged Watford side produced a performance full of heart, determination and no little bravery to hold high-flying Middlesbrough to a 0-0 draw at Vicarage Road. Federico Ravaglia was outstanding once again, while unlikely heroes Edo Kayembe, Martín Payero and Kevin Keben earned praise from supporters more accustomed to questioning their contributions. There was precious little attacking threat, but organisation, discipline and sheer bloody-mindedness were there in abundance. As Malky once put it, “Maximum effort is the minimum requirement” – and for once, Watford delivered exactly that. The phone-in reflected a curious mixture of pride, relief and frustration. Callers celebrated a team that had finally shown the togetherness and resilience so often missing this season, while questioning why such commitment hadn't been evident more regularly. Attention inevitably turned to Angelo Dionisi, with many supporters arguing that the players were clearly fighting for their manager and that another change would achieve little. With the international break approaching and several injured players potentially returning, the question was whether the club would finally offer its head coach some stability – or whether the dreaded corner flag announcement might make another appearance. There was also a little DNSYE history as supporters joined the phone-in through the new browser-based calling system, alongside the usual X Spaces and YouTube contributions. We enjoyed some spectacular helpings of humble pie over Payero and Kayembe, debated whether a goalless home draw could genuinely feel like a victory, and considered what Watford might achieve with an actual functioning squad. The conversation also turned to concerns about the club's handling of allegations concerning stewarding and the importance of the Watford Supporters Board. A point against the league leaders, a clean sheet and some genuine pride in the yellow shirts – not quite the beautiful game, but something worth building upon. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Watford 0-0 Middlesbro | Post Match Phone In

  2. Nov 4

    WATFORD V MIDDLESBRO | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

    Pete and Justin look ahead to the visit of high-flying Middlesbrough, but first there's the small matter of Watford's spectacular second-half collapse at Norwich. We discuss the lack of leadership, questionable substitutions and whether the squad has the character required to compete in the Championship. There's also the curious case of the Sopwell House retreat, as we explore the Italian tradition of ritiro and whether a few nights away can solve rather more fundamental problems. Dana from Boro Breakdown gives us the opposition perspective, with Middlesbrough flying high but their supporters still wary of a familiar Vicarage Road disappointment. We also discuss the Graham Taylor Cup, the continuing disconnect between the club and its supporters, and what the international break might mean for the manager. Meanwhile, the DNSYE Prediction League returns with church visits, courtroom stakeouts and renewed scrutiny of Justin's supposedly impartial heads-or-tails app, which appears to have developed a suspicious preference for tails. Carl may wish to investigate. Finally, we touch on the forthcoming Spanish tax trial involving Gino Pozzo, wish his father Giampaolo well during his illness and consider where Watford might find themselves after the next two fixtures. Pete also offers heartfelt thanks for the many messages of condolence following his mum's passing. As ever, there's plenty of football, a little perspective and the occasional diversion into complete nonsense. Just another episode of our award-losing podcast. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    WATFORD V MIDDLESBRO | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

  3. Nov 4

    POST MATCH PHONE IN | WATFORD 1-0 LINCOLN CITY

    Watford secured three precious points against Lincoln City thanks to a moment of quality from Stephy Mavididi in a match that threatened to give football a bad name. The performance was largely forgettable, but a clean sheet and a 1-0 victory were very welcome. We hear from supporters about individual performances, the Graham Taylor Cup and whether winning ugly is something we should simply learn to appreciate. There’s plenty happening away from the pitch too, as we discuss the Sopwell House retreat, the continuing uncertainty surrounding the club and the efforts of young Kaiden to organise a peaceful protest. We applaud his determination and explore how supporters might find common ground despite their differing opinions. Meanwhile, X Spaces does its best to sabotage the phone-in, and PJ provides a musical contribution that probably won't be troubling the charts. On a personal note, this was my (Peter) first proper return to Vicarage Road after four months caring for my mum, who sadly passed away on Friday. Being back at the football, seeing familiar faces and sharing the evening with my son meant considerably more than the quality of the match. My heartfelt thanks to everyone who has sent condolences, offered support or simply said a kind word over recent days and months. It has meant an enormous amount to me and my family. Football might occasionally be dreadful, but the people you meet through it can be quite wonderful. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    POST MATCH PHONE IN | WATFORD 1-0 LINCOLN CITY

  4. Oct 27

    Norwich City v Watford: The Opposition View

    It's the Norwich City preview, and Peter welcomes back our good friend Adam from The Pink ’Un to find out why things haven't quite gone according to plan at Carrow Road. Philippe Clement restored optimism last season, but a difficult start has brought familiar questions about recruitment, ownership and the relationship between club and supporters. All sounds rather familiar, doesn't it? We look at Norwich's summer business, including Andre Brooks and Sam Field, and examine their attacking options ahead of Saturday's encounter. There's an injury problem up front, some encouraging signs elsewhere and a welcome return in midfield that Peter would frankly rather hadn't happened. We also pay tribute to the recently retired Teemu Pukki, a Norwich legend whose achievements provide a rather pointed contrast with another former Canary striker. Back in the DNSYE studio, Peter, Justin and Carl attempt to make sense of Watford's performance at Wolves, the continuing uncertainty surrounding Andrea Dionisi and whether changing the manager would actually change very much at all. We discuss the balance of the squad, the apparent absence of player development and the increasingly worrying fixtures ahead. There are also some observations about Danish football, bouncy castles and the aerodynamic shortcomings of certain Watford players. Finally, the Completely Rubbish Prediction League returns, featuring a remarkably convincing Daniel Farke impression from Brett, a Halloween-themed visit to the the Dice Dons and the usual collection of predictions that suggest nobody is particularly confident about Saturday. We finish with a discussion about the future of Watford's manager, the difference between a damp squib and a damp squid, and the growing suspicion that we really should have stopped recording several minutes earlier. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Norwich City v Watford: The Opposition View

  5. Oct 24

    WOLVES 1-0 WATFORD | POST MATCH PHONE IN

    Another away day, another defeat and another 1,700 Watford supporters wondering quite why they bothered making the journey. Wolves took the points with a 1-0 victory, but it was the manner of Watford's performance that had callers reaching for some particularly colourful descriptions. We discuss the tactics, the midfield that appeared to have gone missing and whether Dionisi has any answers left. At least the goalkeeper gave us something positive to talk about! Uncle Ron, Rich, Greg and Colin, Kaiden, Mike Duffy and Peter Fincham join us for a phone-in that moves well beyond the ninety minutes. From Gino Pozzo's recent interview and the growing frustration amongst supporters to questions about recruitment, leadership and what has happened to the club's traditional relationship with its fans, there's plenty to get our teeth into. We also hear about plans for a supporters' protest, revisit some memories of Watford's past and discover that Kaiden has developed a particularly strong opinion about one member of the midfield. We also take a moment to send our heartfelt condolences to Ben and his family following the loss of his mum. Our thoughts are with Ben, Katie, Isla and everyone close to them. Football matters enormously to us, but sometimes life provides a reminder of what really matters. We finish with a look at the wonderful work of Watford's Community Sports and Education Trust, a reminder that whatever happens on the pitch or in the boardroom, the community at the heart of this football club remains something worth celebrating. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    WOLVES 1-0 WATFORD | POST MATCH PHONE IN

  6. Oct 22

    Elton & Roy Week - A nonsense review

    Well, it had been a quiet week at Watford Football Club. Apart from two spectacular collapses, an intervention from Sir Elton John, an increasingly heated debate amongst supporters and Gino Pozzo deciding to have a chat with Roy Moore. Justin, Carl and Peter finally get together to make sense of it all, which may be asking rather a lot of three people who occasionally struggle to agree on what day it is. Still, with so much happening off the pitch, there's certainly no shortage of things to discuss oh ....and we beat Charlton. We examine the extraordinary sequence of events leading up to the Pozzo interview, what was said, what wasn't said and whether the whole exercise has brought supporters any closer to understanding where the club is heading. There's plenty to consider about finances, communication, the Supporters' Board and the increasingly fractious relationship between fans themselves. We also revisit some revealing comments from familiar Watford voices and ask whether social media is really representative of what supporters are thinking inside Vicarage Road. And somewhere amongst all this, there's actually a football team to discuss! Has the victory over Charlton offered genuine encouragement, or merely provided a temporary distraction from rather more uncomfortable questions? We consider Dionisi's tactical changes, the familiar uncertainty surrounding the manager's future and the curious business of protesting against a football club while simultaneously wanting it to win. There are a few laughs, some strong opinions and probably more questions than answers. Business as usual, then. Recorded 19th October COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Elton & Roy Week - A nonsense review

  7. Oct 20

    WOLVES VS WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

    It's Wolves away, and we're joined by Connor of the Molineux View, who appears to have commandeered Molineux itself, switched on the floodlights and settled in for a chat. We revisit that extraordinary FA Cup semi-final, compare the rather familiar frustrations of two clubs whose owners seem particularly fond of selling their best players, and discover how Wolves are finding life back in the Championship. Misery, it seems, enjoys company. We discuss the Portuguese influence at Wolves, the return of Raúl Jiménez, the managerial merry-go-round and why Fer López might be the player Watford should be particularly worried about. There's also some advice about avoiding Belgian football agents, a discussion about the merits of playing attractive football and the increasingly worrying discovery that Wolves and Watford might have rather more in common than either set of supporters would like. Meanwhile, the Completely Rubbish Prediction League descends into its usual magnificently pointless chaos. Brett takes us on a spiritual journey involving his grandfather and a washing machine, John struggles with the geography of the Black Country, and one of our Patrons makes a prediction before discovering who Watford are actually playing. Justin attempts to avoid responsibility, Carl invents some vocabulary and Peter discovers that producing this nonsense is considerably harder than it looks. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    WOLVES VS WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

  8. Oct 18

    WATFORD 2-0 CHARLTON ATH | POST MATCH PHONE IN Pt 2

    Well, that wasn't quite what we were expecting! After two thoroughly miserable defeats, Watford somehow rediscovered the concept of playing football and dispatched Nathan Jones's Charlton Athletic 2-0. The threatened protests failed to materialise, but the players certainly turned up, with a change of formation, some previously much-maligned performers earning deserved praise and the rather unfamiliar experience of enjoying a Saturday afternoon at Vicarage Road. Rich, Greg, Neal, Paul, John and Matt join us across two parts to discuss whether Dionisi has finally discovered that round pegs work rather better in round holes. But football is only half the story. Following an extraordinary week featuring interventions from Elton John, Troy Deeney,Paul Robinson and Tom Ince, plus Gino Pozzo's lengthy interview with Roy Moore, there's plenty to unpack about ownership, communication, finances and the increasingly complicated relationship between the club and its supporters. We hear sharply contrasting views on the Pozzo interview, question some of the explanations offered and revisit the looming Spanish tax trial. There's also an unexpected appearance from Kaiden's dad, a confession involving West Ham and ham sandwiches, and a reminder that football's greatest strength is the people who share it. A welcome victory, plenty of disagreement and a little perspective after a difficult week. The problems haven't disappeared, but for one afternoon at least, Watford gave us something to smile about. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    WATFORD 2-0 CHARLTON ATH | POST MATCH PHONE IN Pt 2
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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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