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Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. Courtesy of The Edville Gazette—Hometown News for a World Gone Totally Bonkers.

  1. 10/07/2021

    Radio Free Edville 57 | October 8, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna steps up to defend the PM’s Tofino mini-break, but grouses about the incorrigibility of a certain washed-up Brit podcaster; Dick considers taking up pole dancing, but only if you throw money; Hugo’s not sure he’ll be taking the TTC any time soon if he’s required to sing; krystal recounts the sordid details of the worst day ever; Buster makes a heartfelt appeal to young thieves not to let their stupidity get the better of them; Roy’s lawyers force the Gazette to run a long and tedious mea culpa that no one’s likely ever to read; Shirley’s not sure Brits in space will advance civilization, while Hugo is certain that sending William Shatner into space will change everything.

    4 min

  2. 09/24/2021

    Radio Free Edville 56 | September 24, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Dick claims that the only thing better than de-extincting woolly mammoths would be Elton John singing about them; Edna offers the only common-sense election recap you’ll read this week; Dick embraces the cause of economic justice for soy latte drinkers; krystal wonders why nobody ever noticed how scary cabbage patch dolls are; Buster congratulates Brighton’s big-time salmon celebrities; Heddi ponders the life-extending properties of martinis, and the uniqueness of her own labia; Holly ponders potty training for cows; Hugo exposes the intestinal artifacts of crocodiles; and Shirley wonders whether the English and the French have lost their minds.

    18 min

  3. 09/10/2021

    Radio Free Edville 55 | September 10, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Buster offers a post-Sinatra critique of Abba’s virtual concert announcement, Edna advises young ladies on the earthworm invasion threat, Dick dreams of seeing the Gazette logo in the night sky, Shirley provides a damage assessment from a friendly crocodile attack, Hugo ponders the literary merits of a British court case while urging suburban drug dealers to stop clogging their toilets, krystal ponders the cute little pee-pee of the Nevermind baby, Buster ponders Canada’s rising geezer divorce rate, Heddi lets it all hang out while offering tips for those with pillow-talk hesitancy, and the Gazette’s international desk recounts a whip-cracking epidemic in Reno, a gaming epidemic in China, and an epidemic of steamy Covid lockdown sex that never happened.

    23 min

  4. 08/27/2021

    Radio Free Edville 54 | August 27, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, the PM drops into Cobourg for a quickie; Artie has no idea what to make of the election campaign; Edna ponders the proliferation of generators along the shores of Little Lake; Dick takes aim at the Elmer Fudds in New Zealand who are intent on wasting wascally Canada geese; krystal advises young people to treat marijuana gummies as they would substitute teachers; Buster wonders if Tim Hortons’ massive expansion plans for China will include prison canteens; Heddi fantasizes about being the first middle-aged sexpot in space; Hugo ponders a fearsome American arachnid, Vincent Van Gogh’s floating head, and a giant orbiting tic-tac; and Heddi appeals to grubby Hollywood celebrities to just say yes to personal hygiene.

    23 min

  5. 08/06/2021

    Radio Free Edville 53 | August 6, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, the Gazette defends women’s ongoing struggle for top-free justice; Edna pens a love letter to subscribers; Dick defends F-150 drivers against the Army of the Twelve Grosbeaks; Shirley reminisces about her mummy; Jeff offers some suggestions from the man cave on hosting the BROlympics; krystal worries about the mental health of monkeys; Buster regrets that youthful vanity seems to be bubbling up to the geezer crowd; Heddi just says no to remote cohabitation; Hugo recounts the exploits of the Big Bird banditos, and the untold suffering of a woman stranded without Wi-Fi; Heddi wonders whether soggy bra money is worth sweating over, and whether kids who eat their pet fish are paying attention in aquaculture class.

    27 min

  6. 07/23/2021

    Radio Free Edville 52 | July 23, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, the Gazette celebrates its first-anniversary collectors’ edition but, sadly, without any swimsuit models; Edna wonders whether Elizabeth May is ever at a loss for words; Dick’s being followed by a moon wobble; Shirley reminisces about a Little Lake tugboat race that ended in disaster; Jeff explains how to take the roughage out of roughing it; krystal thanks all the cool kids for reading the Gazette; Buster challenges Cobourg dog owners to clean up after their mutts; Hugo ponders a massive model of Canada, and also a sting operation against Indian bootleggers featuring an equally massive buffalo.

    20 min

  7. 07/16/2021

    Issue 51 | July 16, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, the Gazette congratulates Canadians for becoming millionaires; Edna concludes that British insect-rights activists are completely bonkers; Dick assesses the merits of various guitars as bludgeons; Heddi recounts a chilling case of attempted murder by pastry; Jeff daydreams about fast, cool boats he has no chance of ever owning; krystal discusses the mysteries of tooth-brushing as seen on TikTok; Buster grouses about the feds bribing geezers; Hugo explores the aesthetics of nothingness, and the artistry of a lawsuit filed as a graphic novel.

    20 min

  8. 07/09/2021

    Issue 50 | July 9, 2021

    Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, an Edville man is the first Canadian in decades to read a history book; Edna frets about robots taking over the care and feeding of students; Dick offers an unbiased assessment of driverless vehicles; Shirley is freaked out by targeted dream incubation; Heddi celebrates the 75thanniversary of the bikini; krystal thanks the academy for recognizing her as an artiste; Buster discovers that geezers really are the future of the space program; Hugo ponders the self-uninstallation of John McAfee, while divining the impact of paranormal phenomena in hardware stores.

    21 min
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Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. Courtesy of The Edville Gazette—Hometown News for a World Gone Totally Bonkers.

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  • Creator
    The Edville Gazette
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    57
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Edville Gazette