The White Guy Dies First

Jarred White
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Welcome to the show that breaks down all our favorite (and not so favorite) horror films! My name is Jarred White and if I were ever in a horror movie, you bet I'd be the first one to go. Despite this sad fact, my love of the genre motivated me to discuss some of my old favorites and explore films that I have yet to have the pleasure of enjoying. So join me won't you? Let us boldly wander through this often overlooked and tragically underappreciated genre together. If you come with me, you won't have to worry about your safety because the white guy always dies first.

Episodes

  1. 01/12/2021

    Episode 7 - Severance (2018) - Kiss Me, F**k Me, Mushroom Mash Me

    For the first book that I have ever covered on the podcast, I felt that Ling Ma's novel would be the perfect novel to pick apart due to it's relevance to current world affairs and with regard to the workaholic mentality that Americans maintain even through a pandemic! Will truth be stranger than fiction or is our reality preferable to the one in this book? Let's find out!

    Episode 7 - Severance (2018) - Kiss Me, F**k Me, Mushroom Mash Me

  2. 01/05/2021

    Episode 6 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) - More Than Just a Piece of History

    For the first episode of the new year, I thought that we should take a somber look into what will most likely be the oldest film that I will ever examine on this show. While not perfect, this movie was far better than I expected it to be. A visual delight that presents a fascinating narrative puzzle, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari has stood the test of time and remains a truly wonderful experience. Follow me on Twitter to get updates about the show or to contact me: https://twitter.com/JarredWhite7 Intro music: Zombies Ate My Neighbors OC ReMix by Mike Norvak, Fernito Eighties Ate My Zombies (#4051) Outro music: OC ReMix #945 Metal Gear Solid 2 'Big Shell West Bristol' [Can't Say Good Bye...] by BenCousins

    Episode 6 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) - More Than Just a Piece of History

  3. 12/29/2020

    Episode 5 - The Last of Us: Left Behind (2014) - Not Scary, Just Kinda Sad.

    Surprise! I couldn't stay away from this trainwreck of a narrative and had to go in for another exploration into the trash heap. Will this be a shining gem among a sea of turds or just another nasty chunk? Let's find out in this special extra episode. The music used for the intro is "Super Mario RPG ReMix by Nutritious Weapons of Mass Production [Weapons Factory]" and the outro is "Super Mario RPG ReMix by DaMonz Floor Is Lava [Barrel Volcano]." Follow me on Twitter to get updates about the show or to contact me: https://twitter.com/JarredWhite7

    Episode 5 - The Last of Us: Left Behind (2014) - Not Scary, Just Kinda Sad.

  4. 12/29/2020

    Episode 4 - The Last of Us (2013) - Dirty Deeds Done By Dastardly Dickheads

    Never played this one before but I've been hearing hype for years and years about what a stunning achievement, what a towering powerhouse of narrative brilliance it is...and so I played through and...well! Let's just say I found quite a few things worth talking about. Follow me on Twitter to get updates about the show or to contact me: https://twitter.com/JarredWhite7 Intro music: Zombies Ate My Neighbors OC ReMix by Mike Norvak, Fernito Eighties Ate My Zombies (#4051) Outro music: OC ReMix #945 Metal Gear Solid 2 'Big Shell West Bristol' [Can't Say Good Bye...] by BenCousins

    Episode 4 - The Last of Us (2013) - Dirty Deeds Done By Dastardly Dickheads

  5. 12/21/2020

    Episode 3 - 28 Days Later (2002) - Shock The Monkey, Burn Down The Town

    Looking around at all the anti-mask propaganda going around these days, we really can't call any movie infection "unrealistic" anymore huh? Very sad when a horror movie so deeply parallels real life. Follow me on Twitter to get updates about the show or to contact me: https://twitter.com/JarredWhite7 Intro music: Zombies Ate My Neighbors OC ReMix by Mike Norvak, Fernito Eighties Ate My Zombies (#4051) Outro music: OC ReMix #945 Metal Gear Solid 2 'Big Shell West Bristol' [Can't Say Good Bye...] by BenCousins

    Episode 3 - 28 Days Later (2002) - Shock The Monkey, Burn Down The Town

  6. 12/18/2020

    Episode 2 - Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) - Oh Great, Pizza

    They came, they saw, they shot us with a popcorn gun that cost $7000 to make. This is probably one of my top 3 favorite horror movies of all time and I couldn't help myself from pouring over every delicious moment. I probably went a bit overboard here, but life's too short to hold back. So behold! An overly long episode about my unabashed love for a pile of creative trash. What a ride. Follow me on Twitter to get updates about the show or to contact me: https://twitter.com/JarredWhite7 Intro music: Zombies Ate My Neighbors OC ReMix by Mike Norvak, Fernito Eighties Ate My Zombies (#4051) Outro music: OC ReMix #945 Metal Gear Solid 2 'Big Shell West Bristol' [Can't Say Good Bye...] by BenCousins

    Episode 2 - Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) - Oh Great, Pizza

  7. 12/14/2020

    Episode 1 - White Zombie (1932) - Something's Rotten at the Sugar Mill

    For the first official episode of the show, I decided to go back to the first zombie movie ever made. Is it a bucket of crap or is there something special here?... Let's find out! Follow me on Twitter to get updates about the show or to contact me: https://twitter.com/JarredWhite7 Intro music: Zombies Ate My Neighbors OC ReMix by Mike Norvak, Fernito Eighties Ate My Zombies (#4051) Outro music: OC ReMix #945 Metal Gear Solid 2 'Big Shell West Bristol' [Can't Say Good Bye...] by BenCousins

    Episode 1 - White Zombie (1932) - Something's Rotten at the Sugar Mill

  8. 12/14/2020

    Episode 0 - Introduction to The Show and Horror

    This introduction episode will give you an idea of who I am, what sort of media I will be discussing in the show, and pondering the nuances of what exactly is "horror."

    Episode 0 - Introduction to The Show and Horror
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About

Welcome to the show that breaks down all our favorite (and not so favorite) horror films! My name is Jarred White and if I were ever in a horror movie, you bet I'd be the first one to go. Despite this sad fact, my love of the genre motivated me to discuss some of my old favorites and explore films that I have yet to have the pleasure of enjoying. So join me won't you? Let us boldly wander through this often overlooked and tragically underappreciated genre together. If you come with me, you won't have to worry about your safety because the white guy always dies first.

Information

  • Creator
    Jarred White
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    The White Guy Dies First