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Episodes

  1. 02/11/2021

    EPISODE 7: State of the Pod

    You know those professional podcast episodes where they drone on about what's coming next season or they interview themselves? This is like that but with less people!

    EPISODE 7: State of the Pod

  2. 02/04/2021

    EPISODE 6: All Hands Meeting: Alien Invasion

    There's another all-hands meeting on your calendar! Join us in the cafeteria for the latest updates from our new managers. Stay productive!! All voices by Matt Crawford Some minor FX by Matt Crawford Featuring the sounds: 00977 stony hall walk 2.wav by Robinhood76 wood steps by mightygian Walking on hard surface by Rvgerxini Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ footsteps_steel.wav by Ottomaani138 WoodenFloorFootsteps_Boots_02.wav by Lex777 Cough (2) by OwlStorm double_cough_01.wav by joedeshon cough1.aiff by Fratz Displacement chair by MilanKovanda 02408 chair stone floor brawl.wav by Robinhood76 Dragging a chair with two hands by davidkyoku chair scrape.aif by mredig Small Crowd pre-concert talking party bar walla talking by JohnsonBrandEditing Power Spark by qubodup Electric Shock by pluralz JacobsLadderShort2.flac by Halleck Zap.ogg by egomassive All sounds available from freesound.org Special thanks to voicechanger.io for help with the quick and easy robot voice effect processing

    EPISODE 6: All Hands Meeting: Alien Invasion

  3. 01/28/2021

    EPISODE 5: Box'n and Tocks'n Podcast

    Just two guys working on their podcast of unboxing and viral video reactions. As you do. All voices: Matt Crawford Sound effects and music by Matt Crawford and the following: Kookaburra.wav by pocket Chainsaw Noises 002.wav by yottasounds waterslap2alt.wav by profquad 2 Impact Wet by original_sound Wet Loop by JustInvoke Wet08.wav by punpcklbw Donkeys braying at the market of Assem Souk by felix.blume shocked duck.wav by crazyduckman duck sequence by PhonosUPF Flapping Foley by bbrocer Green Toy Pig, Squeaking, A.wav by InspectorJ Mexican "Lucha Libre": Crowd yelling, whistling and screaming during a match in Mexico City. by felix.blume small crowd laughing and clapping.wav by Tomlija Hockey - Huge Body Check Hit Into Boards by producerdan Crowd Ouch.wav by Adam_N Airhorn by jacksonacademyashmore Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing Splat/Squish 2 by mrickey13 Very quick Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo Long Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo metro_under_construction.wav by costamonteiro  All sounds available from freesound.org

    EPISODE 5: Box'n and Tocks'n Podcast

  4. 01/21/2021

    EPISODE 4: All-Hands Meeting: Zombie Apocalypse

    There's an all-hands meeting on your calendar! Join us in the cafeteria for the latest updates from corporate. All voices by Matt Crawford Featuring the sounds: Phone Ringing.wav by Ferrettomato Cellular_Ring.aif by amszala Cell phone vibration - alternating pulses by MrAuralization 00977 stony hall walk 2.wav by Robinhood76 wood steps by mightygian Walking on hard surface by Rvgerxini Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ footsteps_steel.wav by Ottomaani138 WoodenFloorFootsteps_Boots_02.wav by Lex777 Cough (2) by OwlStorm double_cough_01.wav by joedeshon cough1.aiff by Fratz Mic feedback fx short Mid 2.wav by chimerical Displacement chair by MilanKovanda 02408 chair stone floor brawl.wav by Robinhood76 Dragging a chair with two hands by davidkyoku chair scrape.aif by mredig Small Crowd pre-concert talking party bar walla talking by JohnsonBrandEditing All sounds available from freesound.org

    EPISODE 4: All-Hands Meeting: Zombie Apocalypse

  5. 01/14/2021

    EPISODE 3: Drumming Burrito Podcast Featuring Slabb Cymbals

    Join host Chuck "The Chucker" Woods as he introduces you to the new percussive sounds of Sven Ericson and Slabb Cymbals. All voices by Matt Crawford All sounds by Matt Crawford Music: "Last on Earth" by Mother's Keeper, used with permission. Available on all digital distribution.

    EPISODE 3: Drumming Burrito Podcast Featuring Slabb Cymbals

  6. 01/07/2021

    EPISODE 2: Clam Standing- Redneck Riviera DLC

    Continue the adventures of Clam Standing with the all new downloadable expansion: Redneck Riviera! All voices by Matt Crawford with the exception of A.M.A.N.D.A. by Google Translate. Sound Effects by the following: Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000 Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D Explosion by Iwiploppenisse Dramatic Hit by qubodup Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney Dramatic piano.wav by jobro Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901 Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink Goat Sound 2.wav by Erokia Rewind 2 by LuKaiX Sonar .wav by Benboncan sonar.wav by infobandit Submarine Sonar by Breviceps submarine.mp3 by theredshore Submarine by Samantha_Dolman Scary Ambient Horror Music Long by Audio_Dread Evil God by Audio_Dread goat.aif by beskhu Happy Goat by poodaddy69 Laser Gun by Metzik Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF Explosion_01.wav by tommccann explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837 Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft three hits.wav by zagi2 Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary Orchestral Metal by theojt Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink Air Steam Various short 01 by 2imitk Pop.wav by tmokonen cassette tape deck open, close, rewind, clicks.aif by kyles Symphony Sounds by Lemoncreme Dramatic 1.wav by Lisnmusic Waves Ambience, Brittany, A by Moulaythami Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ Water Dripping in Cave.wav by Sclolex DRIPPING-WATER-CAVE-WAVES-.wav by Maurice_J_K Fight - fighting men by vedas Kids fighting by SoundsExciting civil war gun fire.wav by electra reenactment2.aif by alienistcog cartoon_wink_magic_sparkle.wav by MattLeschuck Item Sparkle by Mr._Fritz_ epic music.mp3 by ShortRecord Transformation by venicesurf Futuristic computer room ambience by ProjectsU012 Laptop Malfunction Beeps by doxent 8 Bit Beeping Computer Sounds by sheepfilms Computer Beeps.wav by spoonsandlessspoons rock shelter.wav by zagi2 SKAman loop.wav by zagi2 Atmosphere - Cinematic Haunted House Horror 1.mp3 by original_sound Metal Band Jam 5 Thrash .wav by RutgerMuller metal mental 2.wav by zagi2 R21-07-Men Yelling While Fighting.wav by craigsmith All sounds available via freesound.org

    EPISODE 2: Clam Standing- Redneck Riviera DLC

  7. 12/31/2020

    EPISODE 001 Clam Standing: To Shell and Back

    Parody game trailer for Clam Standing, the video game you didn't know you needed to play. All voices by Matt Crawford Sound Effects by the following: Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000 Machine Gun Shooting by deleted_user_7146007 Water splash, emptying a bucket 1 by wormer2 Very quick Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo Long Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo Hammering Nails, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ airraatchet.wav by cmusounddesign metro_under_construction.wav by costamonteiro Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D Explosion by Iwiploppenisse Dramatic Hit by qubodup Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney Dramatic piano.wav by jobro Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901 F-18 Flyby (Blue Angels) by nicStage Double Jet Fly Over by Thomas_Marcum helicopter.wav by soundingoffagain G36-14-Helicopter In and Away Twice.wav by craigsmith Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink Bad Happy Porn song - you know it, you have heard it before. by fmceretta Pumpmkin Guts Squish 1.aif by MWLANDI Splat/Squish 2 by mrickey13 Laser Gun by Metzik Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF Explosion_01.wav by tommccann explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837 Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft three hits.wav by zagi2 Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary Orchestral Metal by theojt Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink All sounds available via freesound.org

    EPISODE 001 Clam Standing: To Shell and Back
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  • Creator
    Matt Crawford
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Matt Crawford
  • Show Website
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