El Coyote y La Mula

Aristeo Miramontes
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy

Two former MMA fighters put up the gloves and pick up the micropho - psssyyychee - Aristeo and Oscar (Farmers Joe and Schmo) discuss things to the best of their ability.

Episodes

  1. 03/27/2021

    Like a Gay Sex (to the tune of Like a G6)

    Thanks to our friend Robbie (@digitalrobschro) for helping us re-write the national anthem to better fit this everchanging social landscape (it involves yodeling in a thick Asian accent). We talk about things and stuff, pretty racial. Also, who else likes to eat raw top ramen, leave a comment below.  Also follow Robbie he is funny and creative. Hee hee If you're still reading,

  2. 03/21/2021

    Why Aren't There Any Jamaican Mormons?

    With our friend Rani, anything is possible. Today we talk about most things, and also very few things. Obla di obla da.  We talk about Mormons, Jurassic Park, street fights, and why Portugal should just stop being a country already, we get it. Thanks again to our friend Rani for his half Lebanese perspective and for hitting our neighbor's mailbox.

  3. 03/16/2021

    Booger Eaters

    We were pretty high for this one. Coincidentally maybe our best one. Maybe I'm high right now????? Thanks again to our friend Francis (aka Franduko) for adding a weesnaw to this barnyard.

  4. 03/11/2021

    Quick Therapy Session/Mexicans Be Like

    The Mexicans are at it again. We try to figure out how all Mexicans seem to be related yet still avoid incest, why corporal punishment is uhh, yeah and other nUAnCEs of our culture. Follow our friend and goodass comedian Jovany (@youngpoodle_)

  5. 03/07/2021

    Humanity's Biggest Mistake

    It was Chex Mix. Our good friend Francis helps us tackle today's most pressing issues like: was Thanos right?, does the Sun have feelings?, and Chester the Cheetah.

  6. 03/03/2021

    Size Kings

    The very funny Steven Baaz comes in to help us realize the Catholic Church is not as chill as you might think . . . and on unrelated note we talk about our porn habits and recurring fantasies/"demonios."

  7. 02/28/2021

    Shaggy Was an Engineer (Thanks, Ridley Scott)

    Back again with ya boy Eric Hunter Jonessss. In this episode we have undeniable proof that the people inside the Teletubbies costumes were ACTUALLY  . . .  *knock on door* *mic cuts off*  *dial tone*

  8. 02/24/2021

    Uncle Sam Be Hitting the Sweet Spots

    Ya boy Jovany (@youngpoodle_) comes through on a cold but sexy Saturday evening to talk of matters of the -- psychee we blaze it up and talk about slapping deli meats.

  9. 02/17/2021

    Neo-Nazis are NOT Cool, Okay Chachi?

    A big howdy-doo to comedian Eric Jones; he joins us today to talk about wypipo food, just how thick is Kate Winslet?, and eating the devil's breakfast (i.e. ass).

  10. 02/11/2021

    Sponsored by Jimmy John's, the Rhino Murderers

    We're back with lovely guest (and funny comedian, duh) Paul Curry (@facetatooine) and dig into Scooby Doo's racist past (ruh roh), why Greek statues are hairless, and Yugioh is a metaphor for God, I think?

  11. 02/03/2021

    The Original Farmers, Take 2

    El Coyote y la Mula/Farmers Joe and Schmo/Oscar and Aristeo start off by talking about big ass sloths, bathroom horror stories, wrestling bears and ruining our own childhoods. Featuring Pocholo Cruz (@ThePocholoCruz) of the podcast Pankration Philosophy. Hit that mf like and subscribe

  • 11 Episodes

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About

Two former MMA fighters put up the gloves and pick up the micropho - psssyyychee - Aristeo and Oscar (Farmers Joe and Schmo) discuss things to the best of their ability.

Information

  • Creator
    Aristeo Miramontes
  • Years Active
    2021
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Aristeo Miramontes
  • Show Website
    El Coyote y La Mula