Dumb Ass Bros

DAB Entertainment
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Live from the boiler room in our parent's basement, it's the Dumb Ass Bros! We're a coupla real dumb dumbs, certified goofballs, and absolute Dumb Asses. Enjoy!

  1. 05/03/2021

    #0014 High As the Moon

    Awww yisss. Dan be goin HAM, shawty upgrade from bologna. Deges was high as shit, Brian was fully autistic, aye bruh you know what it is, we're the 2 dickheads handing out military grade secrets and talkin bout p***y. Big up da bois in gooole Hat Riot for sliding the intro, Young KP came with tha bangerzzzz. Peep the Insta @DumbAssBros_Pod we be 18 dummy thicc and stupid close to that 100 follower goal, fuxx witcha bois for da merch giveaways.  Hello. Dan was fairly intoxicated, madam find a better man. Deges was elevated, Brian is a simpleton, we believe you to be familiar with the dichotomy of the show, we are peripherally related to military services and are also heterosexual. Thank you to our musically inclined friends in the thrash metal band named Hatriot for creating and supplying our new introduction music, a younger gentleman by the initials of K followed by a P delivered us a short song clip or "track" that we have come to appreciate. Please type in "www." followed by "instagram." followed by "com", then "/DumbAssBros_Pod" and click on the follow button because we are increasingly close to a milestone of 100 followers, which will result in us paying our money for someone else to get a shirt (Dan's idea).  idk man if you know us you know I don't do social media stuff, and also that Dan is ghey.

    1h 18m

  2. 04/11/2021

    #0013 [REDACTED]

    THIS PODCAST HAS BEEN ABSORBED BY THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. THE DUMB ASS BROS ARE NOW PROPERTY OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY. THEY NEVER SOLD OUT. THEY WERE PURCHASED FOR THREE CHICKEN POT PIES AND A SMALL BAG OF WEED.     Nah but like on the real Brian now works with Dan in a sick ass shipyard, and they talk about how they're gonna sell military secrets to China (so we take this big bar of steel, and then we cut it, and then we bend it, and now it ship, sail cross seas and deliver brownies). Anyways sorry 4 da wait y'all, I've been dead as hell, my feet hurt. Also Dan is no longer gay, he is now non-binary, so his actions are both gay, not gay and undetermined. Enjoy!

    1h 9m

  3. 03/30/2021

    #0012 Crypto and Reminisce

    ngl it's hella crypto talk and then we remember what it was like to smoke weed as kids.

    1h 7m

  4. 03/23/2021

    #0011 International Rockstars and Thrash Metal Trash

    Oh shit, big get big get! This week the Chicken Pot Pie Guys had a friendly visit from the homies Nick Souza and Kevin Paterson, from the bay area #based thrash metal band Hatriot! They told us about what it's like to tour in Europe, what a band really has to do to survive in a normal music scene, and how they've managed not only to adapt but THRIVE in the pandemic. If you're looking for hustle, these dudes have it in abundance. Great friggin time bois, we wish y'all nothing but the best.    You can check them out at   twitch.tv/cody_hatriot for live concerts straight to your computer  twitch.tv/kevin_hatriot for fun times with Kevin  twitch.tv/sicknouza for fun times with Nick    Peep em on the gram at   @hatriot_official   @kevin_hatriot   @sicknouza    Check out some sick new merch at   hatriot.bigcartel.com     And stay tuned for the new album "Vale of Shadows", available soon!      As always fucc with the Bros at @DumbAssBros_Pod on instagram, and check us out at Patreon.com/DumbAssBros_Pod on Patreon, and make sure you do unspeakable things to that mf bell for notifications on YouTube

    1h 26m

  5. 03/16/2021

    #0010 Danny Dry Spells

    Dan gets laid, Brian get paid. Which camp would you rather be, Danny Limp Dick or Brian Big Bags? Let us know on Instagram @DumbAssBros_Pod  P.S. Dan is lame

    1h 3m

  6. 03/08/2021

    #0009 Breakfast Sammich Plugz

    Dan and I somehow finessed (not really) 3 free sandwiches from our local spot. What a great way to start the day! Also everyone wish Brian a happy birthday because he is, contrary to popular belief, dee-pressed. Head on over to @DumbAssBros_Pod on Instagram and tell him to stop being a little bitch. Enjoy!

    1h 27m

  7. 03/02/2021

    #0008 Road Trip Snacks

    This is the hard hitting journalism you come to the Dumb Ass Bros for. In this episode, we discuss the top 5 road trip snacks. Enjoy!

    1h 9m

  8. 02/15/2021

    #0007 Unp(opoular) Op(inion)s

    Awww shit boys and girls, tie your man bun back and go grab your mom's oven mitts cuz we got a hot one this week! In this episode, Dan and Brian go over what will become our favorite recurring segment, UnpOps (that's Unpopular Opinions if you somehow read this before the title). I know I say this every week, but man oh man this is a good one. The Dumb Ass Bros age like fine wine baby boi. Enjoy!

    1h 16m
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Live from the boiler room in our parent's basement, it's the Dumb Ass Bros! We're a coupla real dumb dumbs, certified goofballs, and absolute Dumb Asses. Enjoy!

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  • Creator
    DAB Entertainment
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
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