Cloud Five

Cloud Five
Cloud Five

Five sarcastic British idiots delve into wacky news stories and bonkers trivia. Chaos ensues. Rated 'Explicit' for profanity and adult/juvenile humour.

  1. 07/24/2024

    Episode 15: Festival of the Tub

    CLOUD FIVE IS BACK for a mega epic jumbo episode in which five idiots pass judgement on naked Japanese men, sword-wielding chemistry teachers and a list of maybe-fake movies. Meanwhile, Brandon and Ben battle for ownership of an all-male festival involving copious amounts of body oil. Also, stick around for the boys' very-serious musings on generative AI and their warning that your washing machine is trying to kill you. (This episode was recorded in March 2024. We apologise for any cringe inflicted by painfully-outdated references to then-current events.) --- CLOUD FIVE THEME TUNE: Rodney Skipes, Blue Dot Sessions, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC

    1h 54m

  2. 01/15/2024

    Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

    It's 2024, and we're back. This episode, we discuss strange New Year traditions, feral peacocks, the Florida Toy-Humper, the worst island in Wales and the Greek philosopher who liked to urinate on people. Also, a special guest star reviews a movie about an evil swimming pool, while the boys hold a vigil for XL Bullies.

    1h 45m

  3. 04/16/2022

    Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

    It's the Easter special, and the boys are diving into cheese heists, genetically-engineered mosquitoes and the (disputed) human ability to live without food, all while trying to answer the age-old question: 'How much Gungus™ can you fit in your mouth?'

    1h 31m

  4. 01/08/2022 · BONUS

    BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

    Each Cloud Five member chooses their favourite moment from the first ten episodes, presented by a very tired Jack.  Season 2 resumes next week! --- "Episode 2: Psychic Vampires" (for Joe's sh*t story) "Episode 4: Dead Goat Polo" (for George's favourite sport) "Episode 5: Fish in the Car" (for Brandon's revenge plot and Luke's octopus analysis) "Episode 8: Cockfights and Crossbows" (for Jack's holy trinity of Florida Men)

    51 min

  5. 01/08/2022

    Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

    Jeff Bezos flies to space in a giant wang while the boys discuss flying ants, high-speed funerals, umbrella shoes and the inventions of Thomas Crapper. Meanwhile, George tries to perform surgery on his own foot. Original upload date: 24th July 2021

    1h 30m

  6. 01/08/2022

    Episode 11: Back in Blue

    Cloud Five is back! Naked skydiving, lethal parties, monkey orgies, and the treacle flood that levelled a city. All this and more this week on Cloud Five. Original upload date: 10th July 2021

    1h 28m

  7. 03/28/2021

    Episode 10: The Bum Squad

    Exploding chickens, moon sperm, eight-legged spider horses and the owl-based cure for gout. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

    1h 31m

  8. 03/21/2021

    Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

    Quacking honeybees, Jesus' foreskin, the god of caribou and the fart that started a war. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

    1h 35m
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About

Five sarcastic British idiots delve into wacky news stories and bonkers trivia. Chaos ensues. Rated 'Explicit' for profanity and adult/juvenile humour.

Information

  • Creator
    Cloud Five
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Cloud Five
  • Show Website
    Cloud Five

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