Cloud Five

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Five sarcastic British idiots delve into wacky news stories and bonkers trivia. Chaos ensues. Rated 'Explicit' for profanity and adult/juvenile humour.

JUL 24

Episode 15: Festival of the Tub

CLOUD FIVE IS BACK for a mega epic jumbo episode in which five idiots pass judgement on naked Japanese men, sword-wielding chemistry teachers and a list of maybe-fake movies. Meanwhile, Brandon and Ben battle for ownership of an all-male festival involving copious amounts of body oil. Also, stick around for the boys' very-serious musings on generative AI and their warning that your washing machine is trying to kill you. (This episode was recorded in March 2024. We apologise for any cringe inflicted by painfully-outdated references to then-current events.) --- CLOUD FIVE THEME TUNE: Rodney Skipes, Blue Dot Sessions, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC

1h 54m
JAN 15

Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

It's 2024, and we're back. This episode, we discuss strange New Year traditions, feral peacocks, the Florida Toy-Humper, the worst island in Wales and the Greek philosopher who liked to urinate on people. Also, a special guest star reviews a movie about an evil swimming pool, while the boys hold a vigil for XL Bullies.

1h 45m
04/16/2022

Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

It's the Easter special, and the boys are diving into cheese heists, genetically-engineered mosquitoes and the (disputed) human ability to live without food, all while trying to answer the age-old question: 'How much Gungus™ can you fit in your mouth?'

1h 31m
01/08/2022 · BONUS

BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

Each Cloud Five member chooses their favourite moment from the first ten episodes, presented by a very tired Jack. Season 2 resumes next week! --- "Episode 2: Psychic Vampires" (for Joe's sh*t story) "Episode 4: Dead Goat Polo" (for George's favourite sport) "Episode 5: Fish in the Car" (for Brandon's revenge plot and Luke's octopus analysis) "Episode 8: Cockfights and Crossbows" (for Jack's holy trinity of Florida Men)

51 min
01/08/2022

Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

Jeff Bezos flies to space in a giant wang while the boys discuss flying ants, high-speed funerals, umbrella shoes and the inventions of Thomas Crapper. Meanwhile, George tries to perform surgery on his own foot. Original upload date: 24th July 2021

1h 30m
01/08/2022

Episode 11: Back in Blue

Cloud Five is back! Naked skydiving, lethal parties, monkey orgies, and the treacle flood that levelled a city. All this and more this week on Cloud Five. Original upload date: 10th July 2021

1h 28m
03/28/2021

Episode 10: The Bum Squad

Exploding chickens, moon sperm, eight-legged spider horses and the owl-based cure for gout. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

1h 31m
03/21/2021

Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

Quacking honeybees, Jesus' foreskin, the god of caribou and the fart that started a war. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

1h 35m

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Five sarcastic British idiots delve into wacky news stories and bonkers trivia. Chaos ensues. Rated 'Explicit' for profanity and adult/juvenile humour.

Creator

Cloud Five
Years Active

2021 - 2024
Episodes

14
Rating

Explicit
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Cloud Five

Cloud Five

Episode 15: Festival of the Tub

Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

Episode 11: Back in Blue

Episode 10: The Bum Squad

Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

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Cloud Five

Episodes

Episode 15: Festival of the Tub

Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

Episode 11: Back in Blue

Episode 10: The Bum Squad

Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

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