Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

  1. May 28

    May 2026 Horoscopes: The Glitter Factor

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!! It’s an exciting time of year at Astrology Zoned because it’s Laura’s birthday! As is abundantly clear by now, Laura is an absolute Taurus queen who understands the importance of embracing the Taurus tenets of rest and relaxation. And Susan Miller has only good predictions for Laura and her favored Taureans this May. The gals begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. It wouldn’t be an update from Susan Miller without an appearance from the business woman and she’s here in full effect to tell her readers that her calendar is available at a discount. Susan also includes here a brief summary of each sign’s horoscope for May, which leads the gals to wonder if this format is a new feature of the note, especially considering that the summaries that Susan puts at the end of each sign’s forecast famously do not actually summarize the information in the preceding content. Next up is a discussion of the forecast for the Taurus birthday babies! Taurus has a lot to be excited about during May. There’s even a rare Blue Moon this month! Laura tells her Taurean pals to expect birthday money, glitter, and a private bubble of love, and reminds everyone that during Taurus season, one never needs a reason to recline. Alex ends the episode with a recap of the Scorpio forecast. Jupiter is here and is bringing lots of good things, including unexpected money. Susan also predicts wonderful career progress for Scorpio, which will be made possible from assistance from none other than the Jolly Green Giant (™?). Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: Taurus: 9:54 Scorpio: 22:55 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    34 min

  2. May 28

    April 2026 Horoscopes: A Planet Party!

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!! And there’s a lot going your way this April. Uranus is bouncing around to make sure that the month is filled with positive surprises for your birthday. Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing the many times they were embezzled by Susan Miller last month. (Note: This does not mean that Susan stole money from the gals, but that her forecasts were accurate.) The good news is that Susan made a lot of correct predictions, but the bad news is that the predictions were not positive. The main takeaway from all of this? Always carry flowers in your bra when going through airport security. A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers is next. The gals report that Susan is very excited about the launch of Artemis II! Laura and Alex have a theory that Susan has a direct line to NASA, so they wonder how she might be involved in this groundbreaking mission. Another fun development revealed in this month’s note is that renowned illustrator and Susan Miller favorite Izak Zenou is doing a sketching residency at the Carlyle Hotel in New York! The gals reveal how they would style their ideal Izak portraits and wonder if he’s open to accepting bribes so that they can art direct their own sittings. Laura then tells Taurus what’s in store for April. Well, she tells them as much as possible, but Susan used the Taurus horoscope to go on a rather long tangent about the recent flood in her apartment and the history of asbestos in New York City, so there isn’t as much astrology in this month’s forecast as there should be. The episode ends with Alex’s recap of the April forecast for Scorpio. Susan wants the Scorps to get some rest! She also would like them to hire a financial advisor instead of talking to a friend about potential financial moves in order to help with the chaos that Uranus might cause this month. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlements: 1:08 Note from Susan Miller: 9:12 Aries: 21:37 Taurus: 34:10 Scorpio: 48:32 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    1h 1m

  3. Mar 17

    March 2026 Horoscopes: Susan Miller: Secret Pisces?

    IT’S PISCES SEASON!!!! The gals want to wish Pisces the happiest of birthdays. And they suspect this group might include Susan Miller! Susan famously (and repeatedly) says that she never reveals her age or her sign, but Laura and Alex think they’ve gotten to the bottom of her secrets. The episode starts with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers. After last month’s dramatic health updates, the March note sticks to an astrological recap and a thorough review of the Business Woman portfolio. Laura and Alex also review some of Susan’s latest social media posts and bemoan their inability to find a romantic castle at the last minute. Next is a recap of the Pisces forecast, and even Laura, a Taurus whose sign is always the most favored by Susan, has to admit that Pisces babies are the golden children this March. The horoscope is extremely positive, and Susan leaves no stone unturned when she explains the planets and their activities to Pisces this month. There’s even an appearance by Susan Miller: Financial Planner, who gives practical advice on how to maintain a good credit score. Alex then tells Scorpio about March, which Susan describes as a fragrant bouquet. The planets are partying (the moon even shows up in a glamorous satin dress!) in the house of true love so watch out for a fleet of cupids, who might show up unexpectedly to zing you! Susan feels this is a good thing, but the gals aren’t so sure. Laura ends the episode with a breakdown of the Taurus forecast. Evidently March is a time to cut loose and have fun. Susan orders Taurus to mix and mingle, while also taking care of their health, which could be in jeopardy toward the end of the month. Wise words from a woman who just had Covid! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:34 Pisces: 19:50 Scorpio: 34:21 Taurus: 46:50 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    56 min

  4. Feb 27

    February 2026 Horoscopes: Love Returns

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!! Susan Miller didn’t publish the forecasts until more than one third of this short month had passed, but that does not detract from the excitement that the planets are out there doing things to make February incredible for all. Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. In this month’s note, Susan explains why the forecasts were posted so late, which serves as both a health update and a real estate update. Susan is also forced to include some astrological predictions here because the planets are extremely busy with eclipses, retrogrades, and moons galore this February. Next up is Susan’s glowing horoscope for Aquarius. Saturn and Uranus have teamed up to make sure Aquarius has a positive birthday full of forward movement. And although Saturn is tough and could force Aquarius to earn a cosmic MBA this month, he may also bring prizes! The gals then take some time to discuss the current events. Susan Miller doesn’t love to talk about the goings-on of the world, but the gals can’t resist a conversation about the arrest of Prince Andrew, an Aquarian who saw Susan’s predictions come true with his recent arrest. Laura then lets Taurus know all about February. Unsurprisingly, since Taurus is the astrological favorite, the forecast is spectacular. And if there was any doubt that the beautiful Taureans are Susan’s chosen people, she reveals that not only will Taurus have a lovely Valentine's Day, but they’ll have another day in early March that’s so wonderful for love that it's like their own personal Taurus Valentine’s Day two weeks later. Finally Alex tells her fellow Scorps that they have the possibility of realizing a personal dream this month! She also tries to make sense of an inscrutable note she put in her calendar related to one of Susan’s predictions about love. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:45 Aquarius: 7:01 Taurus: 20:01 Scorpio: 33:23 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    51 min

  5. Jan 23

    January 2026 Horoscopes: Tell Everyone

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CAPRICORN!  Happy New Year! And welcome to season 6 of the podcast! This month’s forecast is so good that Susan Miller wants absolutely everyone to know. It’s safe to say that Susan is obsessed with January.  After a short discussion about the passage of time, Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s January note to her readers. Susan opens with a short description of the spectacular month ahead and a brief health update, but spends most of the note in full Business Woman mode. The gals have never been more convinced that Susan receives kickbacks from Big Fedex.  First up is a discussion of Capricorn’s forecast, which could not be better. In fact, Laura and Alex can’t remember reading such a positive outlook for any sign in years. The planets have partnered up to make sure that the Caps have a birthday to remember. And at the risk of hyperbole, the January 18 new moon should prove to be the greatest thing to happen to anyone ever.  Laura then tells her Tauruses about the January horoscope, which is almost as good as the forecast for Capricorn. As always, everything is going great in the tenth house of honors, awards, and achievements. And Laura is very happy to report Susan used one of her greatest turns of phrase to describe Taurus during the February 1 full moon: luckier than a leprechaun!  Lastly Alex recaps this month’s forecast for Scorpio. It seems that the planets have never gotten along so well, which will lead to a new moon so incredible that, according to Susan, astrologers have been calling each other to marvel at how wonderful it is.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 3:00 Capricorn: 11:00 Taurus: 18:50 Scorpio: 24:12 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    33 min

  6. 12/11/2025

    December 2025 Horoscopes: Happy 30th, Astrology Zone!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITARRIUS!!! Susan Miller is back after a successful kidney surgery to say that things are looking up for the end of the year! The horoscopes are short, but they’re positive, and after a year of meh forecasts, that’s what matters.  The gals begin the episode by acknowledging that December 2025 is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! That’s right, 30 years ago Susan Miller created a website that would mark the beginning of the astrological internet. The celebrations are on hold while Susan handles her medical issues, but the gals can’t wait to see what she has planned to honor this momentous achievement.  Next up Laura and Alex have a conversation whose topic was suggested by a listener! During last month’s episode, Alex’s dad noticed that Susan asked for prayers from her listeners for her surgery, which led him to wonder about the relationship between astrology and religion. The gals share his findings and talk about what they think about this keen observation from a very thoughtful Scorpio!  A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers follows and there’s a lot to cover. It’s December, which means that the Astrology Zone calendar is ready to be shipped (via FedEx, ideally). As always, Susan gives us a detailed description of the calendar and its production process, but there’s a bonus this year! To show that her calendar is produced entirely across the United States, Susan supplies the names and locations of everyone who works on it. Laura and Alex are absolutely thrilled to have so much new information about the inner workings of the Astrology Zone empire.  Finally, the gals tell Sagittarius they have a wonderful birthday month ahead that includes romance and buckets of money! Laura then informs Taurus about the countless dazzling golden triangles that will result in an incredible December, and Alex tells her Scorps that they should consider going into the luxury goods business.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Listener Topic: 07:40 Note from Susan Miller: 16:01 Sagittarius: 27:30 Taurus: 33:35 Scorpio: 40:32 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to WAX CHATTY wherever you get your podcasts: https://waxchatty.buzzsprout.com/

    50 min

  7. 11/19/2025

    November 2025 Horoscopes: A Riddle and a Challenge

    HAPPY SCORPIO SEASON!!!! The gals are happy to report that November isn’t nearly as terrifying as Susan Miller predicted it would be in her October horoscopes. Phew!  Speaking of Susan’s delivery of the forecasts, an unexpected event occurred this month: the horoscopes were posted early! Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing this unprecedented occurrence. This leads into a review of Susan’s note to her readers, where we learn why she was able to post the horoscopes in such a timely manner. You guessed it! It’s time for a Susan Miller health update.  A recap of the horoscopes is up next, but there’s not a lot to report, due to Susan’s aforementioned health issue. However, Alex begins by telling her Scorps all about their birthday month. There’s an emphasis on money and partnerships, and Scorpio should circle November 16 on the calendar, which could prove to be an incredible day.  Next Laura lets Taurus know what to expect this month (and for some reason also in June 2026 because Susan felt the need to include this in her very brief November 2025 forecast). Apparently Taurus will face both a riddle and a challenge this month! It’s not entirely clear what that means. As always, Susan Miller leaves us with far more questions than answers.  The episode ends with the gals looking toward December, which is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! Also known as the moment when Susan invented the astrological internet. It’s definitely a moment to celebrate, and Laura and Alex are ready to participate in a television special that highlights Susan’s trailblazing contributions to the field and to the world!  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 6:19 Scorpio: 16:14 Taurus: 23:00 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    34 min

  8. 11/01/2025

    October 2025 Horoscopes: A Frightening Halloween Forecast

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, LIBRA!!! Well, sort of. Susan Miller is so focused on the terror that awaits all of us this November that she doesn’t devote nearly enough of her forecast this month to October and Libra season. So Laura and Alex want to wish the Libras an especially happy birthday since Susan doesn’t seem equipped to do so at this moment.  The episode begins with an update from Laura in Hawaii. She has been tracking the activity of a local volcano, the explosive vibes of which turn out to be in line with Susan’s forecasts this month. Laura also reveals that she was granted access to Susan’s Discord by a friend and noticed a number of posts from someone the gals dub Maybe-Valerie, the possible successor to Not-Courtney.  The gals then turn to Susan’s note to her readers. Let’s just say that Susan did not enjoy September 2025. She gives an update on her apartment woes and on her most recent Susan Miller Business Woman initiative, which sadly was the victim of eclipse season! That’s right–the Fireside Chat Network was eclipsed out. Laura and Alex report on the entire debacle, which includes detailed instructions from Susan Miller Customer Service Representative on how subscribers can request a refund.  Next up is a discussion of the horoscopes. The gals believe that Susan’s terrible September influenced her writing this month because her predictions are A LOT. And not in a positive way. In all the October forecasts that the gals read, Susan feels compelled to focus on November, a month that evidently no one will enjoy and will be lucky to get out of alive.  Laura and Alex tell Libra what to expect in October, but mostly what to expect in November. Then Laura informs Taurus that while Jupiter is on their side, they must accomplish everything in October before the terror of November hits, and Alex warns Scorpio about the awful birthday month that awaits them. The episode ends with Laura’s attempts to make everyone feel better after such traumatic horoscopes.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 07:45 Libra: 17:46 Taurus: 25:48 Scorpio: 34:08 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

    46 min
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Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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