The Variety Show

Studio:Channel84
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Biweekly

🎙️ The Variety Show from Studio:Channel84 🚨 Rude. Fun. Unfiltered. Hosted by Rob & Tom, this chaotic duo dives deep into all things pop culture — from 🎬 movies & 🎧 music to 🎮 gaming, 🍼 parenting, and everything in between. 🕹️ Expect: 🍔 Hilarious taste tests 🧠 Quirky quizzes 🔥 Spirited debates 💥 Nostalgia overload 😵‍💫 Moments that’ll make you ask: “How did we get here?” 📅 New episodes drop every other Monday — perfect for your start-of-the-week scroll. 👀 Formerly known as The Channel 84 Variety Show, it’s still the same madness you love — just leveled up. ✅ Add it to your podcast lineup. 😂 Stay entertained. 🔊 Press play.

  1. Why Is There A Giant Knife In The Daycare?

    1d ago

    Why Is There A Giant Knife In The Daycare?

    The Variety Show is back and this episode somehow manages to cover football, children’s TV, floppy disks and fake hazelnuts in the same conversation. Rob and Tom kick things off by trying to work out why the World Cup feels strangely invisible this year. Where are the flags, the mascots, the wall-to-wall coverage and the endless football hype? Is it just us, or does this tournament feel different? Things quickly descend into chaos when a seemingly innocent Peppa Pig football story turns into a full-scale investigation into cheating, questionable refereeing decisions and what exactly we’re teaching children about winning and losing. Then it’s time for one of the strangest things we’ve ever reviewed on the show: a classic Tweenies knife safety special. What starts as a well-meaning children’s safety video rapidly becomes a running commentary on daycare procedures, safeguarding concerns and why there appears to be a giant knife sitting in the middle of a nursery kitchen. The Snack Sack returns with Aldi Delta Strips, a Hazelnut Twix that raises more questions than answers, and Australian Cadbury Dream white chocolate. Which snack impressed us, which one disappointed us, and why are companies obsessed with putting hazelnut flavour into everything? Another round of “Do You Remember?” featuring a nostalgic trip back to the days of neon floppy disks, school computer rooms and transferring files one disk at a time. Finally, a return to “Was It Best Left In The 90s?” featuring two very different chart hits battling for survival. It’s another completely normal episode of The Variety Show. Which is to say, not normal at all. #PeppaPig #Tweenies #WorldCup #SnackSack #90sNostalgia

    1h 14m
  2. Tea Break : Tom the Genius

    5d ago ·  Bonus

    Tea Break : Tom the Genius

    Welcome to Tea Break. These small bonus downloads are the place to find all our random brain farts and other improv moments. Brought to you by our management company, Business Incorporated. This time Rob tests Tom's Genius. All recorded on our phones, so sorry for the quality. Find out more about all the shows at https://channel84.co.uk.

    13 min
  3. Tea Break : Close Encounters

    Jun 12 ·  Bonus

    Tea Break : Close Encounters

    Welcome to Tea Break. These small bonus downloads are the place to find all our random brain farts and other improv moments. Brought to you by our management company, Business Incorporated. Find out more about all the shows at https://channel84.co.uk.

    1 min
  4. We Have Seen The Chipmunk’s Beaver

    Jun 7

    We Have Seen The Chipmunk’s Beaver

    Tom and Rob are back for Episode 82 and, after the emotional ADHD special, normal service has resumed. This week the lads dive headfirst into the wonderful chaos that is Eurovision. Was Sam Ryder robbed? Is the voting system completely broken? Should countries stop awarding points to each other and leave the whole thing to the public? And how did the UK’s entry become annoyingly catchy despite every instinct telling them it shouldn’t? They also reveal plans for a very special upcoming Episode 85. A mystery walk around St Albans featuring five locations, five stories and one lie. With contributions from friends of the show including Karen, Adam, Simon, John and Drew Lusion, it’s shaping up to be one of the most ambitious things Studio:Channel84 has attempted. The Chipmunk and Beaver return with another round of Badly Described Movies, sending Tom and Rob down increasingly ridiculous rabbit holes as they attempt to identify famous films from clues that are either brilliantly clever or downright cruel. Meanwhile, the Snack Sack is packed once again. This episode features a pistachio-filled chocolate bar that feels suspiciously familiar, a cookie dough experiment that raises more questions than answers, and a new flavour of Walkers crisps that sparks an unexpectedly passionate debate about gravy. There’s also discussion of TFL strike misery, Christmas decorations appearing far too early, questionable Eurovision ambitions, parenting realities, and a heated edition of Best Left In The 90s as two iconic 90s songs go head-to-head with only one surviving the trip back to the present day. As always, expect pop culture, nostalgia, food reviews, terrible opinions, accidental filth, and two middle-aged dads somehow ending up talking about beavers for far longer than anyone intended. Find out more about all the shows at https://channel84.co.uk. #Eurovision #SnackSack #90sMusic #ComedyPodcast #MovieQuiz

    1h 7m
  5. Why ADHD Isn’t A Superpower

    May 24

    Why ADHD Isn’t A Superpower

    This week’s episode of The Variety Show from Studio:Channel84 is a little different. No usual chaos. No Rob. No ridiculous debates (well… mostly). Just Tom, out on a late-night walk, talking honestly about something that’s shaped far more of life than he ever realised: ADHD. After being diagnosed with adult ADHD at 42, Tom opens up about what the process actually looked like — from NHS Right to Choose referrals, therapy, and diagnosis, to trying ADHD medication including methylphenidate, lisdexamfetamine and atomoxetine. But this isn’t a medical guide. It’s the messy, personal reality of what happens when you finally start understanding why your brain works the way it does. From doomscrolling and low mood, to self-esteem, procrastination, rejection sensitivity, masking, overthinking and the constant mental noise that never really switches off, this is an honest conversation about the bits of ADHD and depression that people don’t always talk about — especially in adults. Tom also gets candid about struggling this week, the reality of feeling burnt out, why “ADHD is a superpower” doesn’t sit right with everyone, and what happens when medication side effects hit harder than expected. It’s not the usual Variety Show energy — but if you’ve ever wondered what adult ADHD actually feels like, struggled with mental health, or know someone going through diagnosis later in life, maybe this one will resonate. There is still a tiny bit of normality, though… because no episode would be complete without a questionable taste test, this time involving Sprite Zero Mint, mojito comparisons, toothpaste vibes and immediate regret. Normal chaos resumes next episode. #ADHD #AdultADHD #MentalHealth #ADHDMedication #Depression

    45 min
  6. Say words, Eddie Vedder

    May 10

    Say words, Eddie Vedder

    Barclays tech support apparently runs on spreadsheets. Pearl Jam may or may not be speaking English. One child becomes emotionally invested in the tragic fate of fictional people who “didn’t want to die.” Just another normal week on The Variety Show. This episode spirals through customer service rage, impossible-to-understand song lyrics, and one of the strangest debates we’ve had yet: if X-Men mutations are real, did we all get the absolute worst powers? Ear rumbling, eyebrow lifting and nostril flaring are apparently not enough to save humanity. We dive back into another round of illegible lyrics featuring songs you definitely know… but probably never understood. Expect heated opinions, terrible guesses and a growing concern that some legendary singers may simply refuse to pronounce words properly. Snack Sack returns with sweet treats, imported oddities and a salt & vinegar experience that may qualify as a minor chemical incident. There are wins, disasters and at least one snack that should probably apologise for existing. We also revisit peak nostalgia with a challenge built around classic TV memories, weirdly specific childhood viewing habits and the kind of programming schedule that absolutely shaped an entire generation. Plus: a musical showdown where one iconic 90s anthem faces total destruction while another fights for survival. Elsewhere, there’s parenting chaos, bizarre kids’ playlists, questionable spam emails, nostalgia-fuelled nonsense, and the usual amount of rude, fun, unfiltered stupidity from Rob & Tom. New episodes every other Monday from The Variety Show at Studio:Channel84. #PearlJam #CottonEyeJoe #SnackReview #90sNostalgia #RobotWars

    1h 18m
  7. Spice Girls vs Bono: One Must Die

    Apr 26

    Spice Girls vs Bono: One Must Die

    Episode 79 of The Variety Show from Studio:Channel84 is what happens when nostalgia, snacks, and absolute nonsense collide. The long-running cap gun saga finally gets its “satisfactory ending” — involving a suspiciously realistic cheap plastic gun, Russian/Ukrainian caps, and the discovery that modern versions are somehow louder, smokier, and more likely to explode the toy itself. Along the way, Rob and Tom question safety warnings, childhood chaos, and whether anyone actually followed the rules in the 90s. From there, things take a hard turn into music — specifically Peter Gabriel. From the brilliance of Sledgehammer and Solsbury Hill to the baffling lyrics of The Book of Love, the debate quickly becomes: how did we get here? Then it’s time for the Snack Sack — featuring Korean Pepero sticks, a bizarre chocolate “Cornetto” knock-off with unexpected flavours, and an aggressively sweet strawberry goo snack that nearly ends the episode via sugar overload. Ratings are handed out, regrets are shared, and sleep is officially cancelled. The chaos continues with a brand new game segment built around links. The main event? The Shopping Centre Challenge. Rob and Tom build their dream shopping centres using A–Z shops — from Blockbuster, Woolworths and Toys R Us to Greggs, Nando’s and Safeway. It quickly spirals into nostalgia, arguments, and the harsh reality that one of these fictional shopping centres would absolutely go bankrupt. Finally, in Was It Best Left in the 90s?, two 1997 charity songs go head-to-head — and only one survives. Spoiler: Bono never stood a chance. It’s rude, chaotic, nostalgic, and exactly what you expect. #nostalgia #90s #snacks #shopping #music

    1h 22m
  8. The Snack Sack Disaster: Chocolate Chicken

    Apr 12

    The Snack Sack Disaster: Chocolate Chicken

    This week on The Variety Show from Studio:Channel84, things start weird and somehow get even stranger. The episode opens with an unexpected Peppa Pig monologue that turns into a full-blown character assassination of Daddy Pig, Peppa, and the entire family dynamic. It’s not the Peppa Pig take you were expecting. From there the chaos continues with The Chipmunk Challenge, introducing a brand new game called Mouth Trap. The rules sound simple: explain a word without using the obvious clues. In reality it quickly turns into a frantic guessing game involving Minecraft, Mario, Alien, spaghetti, and classic playground games. Tom and Rob attempt to beat the Chipmunk at her own game — with varying levels of competence. Then comes the Snack Sack, and this might be one of the strangest taste tests we’ve ever done. First up are two imported drinks: a jasmine peach soda that tastes suspiciously medicinal, followed by a Chinese lime soda that somehow becomes one of the best drinks ever tried on the show, earning an instant perfect score. But the real disaster arrives with a snack called Crispy Cluck — a chocolate treat designed to look like fried chicken. It sounds ridiculous. It looks ridiculous. And once opened… it somehow manages to be even worse than expected. As if that wasn’t enough, the conversation veers into 90s music nostalgia, with Jive Bunny’s rock-and-roll mega mix battling Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” for survival. Along the way, a revelation about The Beautiful South’s “Don’t Marry Her” proves the radio version most people grew up hearing isn’t actually the real lyric. Also featuring: cap gun nostalgia, Apple Watch sleep scores that make no sense, spam emails that refuse to stop arriving, and the ongoing mystery of why our podcast seems to be blocked in Russia. It’s rude, chaotic, nostalgic and completely unfiltered — exactly how The Variety Show likes it. E-mail: podcasts@channel84.co.uk (Both hosts) tj@thevarietyshow.co.uk (TJ) rob@untitledscifishow.co.uk (Rob) Main Site: https:.//channel84.co.uk #PeppaPig #AlanisMorissette #90sMusic #SnackTasteTest #BeautifulSouth

    1h 17m
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🎙️ The Variety Show from Studio:Channel84 🚨 Rude. Fun. Unfiltered. Hosted by Rob & Tom, this chaotic duo dives deep into all things pop culture — from 🎬 movies & 🎧 music to 🎮 gaming, 🍼 parenting, and everything in between. 🕹️ Expect: 🍔 Hilarious taste tests 🧠 Quirky quizzes 🔥 Spirited debates 💥 Nostalgia overload 😵‍💫 Moments that’ll make you ask: “How did we get here?” 📅 New episodes drop every other Monday — perfect for your start-of-the-week scroll. 👀 Formerly known as The Channel 84 Variety Show, it’s still the same madness you love — just leveled up. ✅ Add it to your podcast lineup. 😂 Stay entertained. 🔊 Press play.

Information

  • Creator
    Studio:Channel84
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    150
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Studio:Channel84
  • Show Website
    The Variety Show

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