Not My Favorite Hero

Theodoros Blue
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Recorded live in the top of the Pacific Protector’s Tower The golden superhero, the Gas Lighter is joined by his co-host Fissure a powerful villain with hero potential who recently emerged from a bone cocoon. Every week we interview our favorite superheroes and villains to learn about their powers, origin story and what in the heck is going on in their lives.

  1. S.4 EP.3 MILK SHAKE! (Brittany Holden)

    5d ago

    S.4 EP.3 MILK SHAKE! (Brittany Holden)

    Must Listen to the end for one simple trick to be unbeatable at Heads or Tails!!!! Statisticians hate her! This week MILK SHAKE brings herself to the podcast! She teaches us about England (Oi Dolly!,) shapes, not colors, duck vaginas, how they say AC across the pond (Govanahh,) al-Qaeda  's fun side, and teases us with a mention of her stripper monologue/epic poem! Also at one point MILK SHAKE and Gas Lighter bond over having lactose intolerance and their "friends" intolerance of their lactose intolerance! And I want to point out, Fissure and Gas Lighter go shopping! And then this other time Fissure almost publicly apologizes! And then after that, or before that, I don't remember, he shows us his cool! new! sword! We also read mail from Phlamby and fix his dix! If you want your like whole life saved write in for hero advice from the top hero's!!! notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com Phlamby the Phallic Phusion Phenomenon letter written by: Jamie Boucher MILK SHAKE: Brittany Holden She also drew the episode cover art! Yay! Insta: @ britt.ho.comedy Fissure: Blade Frank fb/Insta: @bladejfrank Gas Lighter: Theodoros Blue Insta: @theodoros.blue.ha Ocarina Solo!! - By Serge Quadrado Music Theme song: "Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ And but lastly here's a list of the angels who make free sound effects in their free time. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rip00tSu0r8-CHtZMo3d1W7uSAH6AuswXN73pV2vAYk/edit?usp=sharing

    1h 45m
  2. S.4 EP.2 Chill-X (Chris Jessop)

    May 8

    S.4 EP.2 Chill-X (Chris Jessop)

    This week the boys take the chill pill with the Most Notorious Undercover Super Hero! We learn about how to stay wet on the CornHub, how to stop school tragedy's, the 90s, what actually happened at the Lincoln assassination, secrets about Osama Bin Ladans favorite cave, and Chill-X brought gifts! And also one time in this episode Fissure may save hungry children with his skin oil! Don't worry it tastes good! Then this other time in this episode Gas Lighter learns that he's eskimo brothers with the forefathers! We also read mail from The Human Winch and solve like his whole life. If you want your like whole life saved write in for hero advice from the top hero's!!! notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com The Human Winch letter written by: Zerin Bates Chill-X: Chris Jessop He also drew the episode cover art! Yay! Insta: @ JessopJokes Fissure: Blade Frank fb/Insta: @bladejfrank Gas Lighter: Theodoros Blue Insta: @theodoros.blue.ha Theme song: "Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Also big ups to @deawthanapon on Pixabay for the chill lofi this episode needed:Lofi Relax Beat Loop BPM 88 Eb major ii V I And but lastly here's a list of the angels who make free sound effects in their free time. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rip00tSu0r8-CHtZMo3d1W7uSAH6AuswXN73pV2vAYk/edit?usp=sharing

    1h 27m
  3. S.4 EP.1 Proctor Loans (Josiah Carlson)

    Apr 13

    S.4 EP.1 Proctor Loans (Josiah Carlson)

    ***GREAT PLACE TO START FOR NEW LISTENERS*** This week Proctor Loans teaches the boys about financial planning, adding 00000s, %s, how to have vision, and how to come out on top in a divorce and bottom in an orphanage. We learn that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of parents. Plus! We rank animals and Proctor is a cute old man in a lil kid tuxedo. AAAAW!! Also this time Fissure is back and stickier than ever, regales us with stories from within the bone cocoon, as well as showcases a whole bunch of his new beta-powers! To round out what the heck everyone's upto, The Gas Lighter struggles with everyone thinking he's the smartest, strongest, and sexiest hero. Don't forget: write in for hero advice!  ⁠Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com⁠ Proctor Loans: Josiah Carlson Fb/Insta: @ajosiahcarlson Episode art: Josiah Carlson’s off-hand. Fissure: Blade Frank fb/Insta: @bladejfrank Gas Lighter: Insta: @theodoros.blue.ha Theme song: "Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Also here's a list of the angels who make free sound effects in their free time. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rip00tSu0r8-CHtZMo3d1W7uSAH6AuswXN73pV2vAYk/edit?usp=sharing

    1h 37m
  4. S.3 Finale! She-Man (Cameron Frisk)

    11/15/2025

    S.3 Finale! She-Man (Cameron Frisk)

    This week the Gas Lighter and Cotton Mouth interview an actual TOP(less) HERO from just the tip of the Pacific Protectors Tower!! Mama we made it!! She-Man reveals all about Middle America, old/new super, bar culture, inner-ish earth bar shenanigans, the difference between menopaused and putting your man-on-pause, and how she wears her readers without ears! Wow! That all happened, but then right before all that Gas Lighter completes his 1000 step plan for world domination! Yay! Plus wow even more! Cotton Mouth makes questionable purchases! And maybe is reunited with is mom!?!?!?! Don't forget: write in for hero advice!  ⁠Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com⁠ She-Man: Cameron Frisk Insta @camfrisk Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino Insta: @connorcorsentino Gas Lighter: Theodoros Blue Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha Theme song: "Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    1h 40m
  5. S.3 EP. 7 Beastiality Boy (Quade Wayne)

    05/03/2025

    S.3 EP. 7 Beastiality Boy (Quade Wayne)

    This week we get to explore the animal kingdom with Beasiatlity Boy! He teaches Tooter Shooter and Cotton Mouth about crimes of parking, just farm boy things, the dark side of PETA, that animals are not as easy as they look, how to live without regrets, what it takes to be banned from Rover, his new app, and why you shouldn't read the Terms & Conditions! Aaaaand Tooter Shooter enters his Kick Ass Era, and Cotton Mouth needs a roommate!! But also, don't miss out on Fissure doing something! On top of that! El Janitor stops in for some Janitoring! Don't forget: write in for hero advice!  ⁠Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com⁠ Beastiality Boy: Quade Wayne Insta @quade_wayne Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino Insta: @connorcorsentino Tooter Shooter: Theodoros Blue Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha Theme song:"Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    1h 17m
  6. S.3 Ep.6 ZED (Russell Samler)

    02/16/2025

    S.3 Ep.6 ZED (Russell Samler)

    This week the boys get in a St. Paddies day scuffle with a God! Then they talk it out over a doobie! Zed teaches the boys about the 1st major Hero Union the Pantheon, why true hero's don't wear blue jeans, god rebrandings, why sweet hangs are more important than saving lives, the origin of the Minotaur, rebuilding the rubble side of town, that its ok to be straight, and that we are all a lil gay. Oh! and Cotton Mouth shows off his new move the Inner Thigh Slither Attack, and Tooty Shooty is forced to bust out a move still in development, the Liquid Fart! Actually additionally, Tooty Shooty is finally honest about the Super Suit-tuation! Gather your family for this St. Paddies Day Special episode! And also, write in for hero advice!  ⁠Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com⁠ ZED : Russell Samler  IG: @russellsamler Check out his podcast! Connor's Ep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iffpLuZ8wFA Theo's Ep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmnYLiH_nc Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino Insta: @connorcorsentino Tooty Shooty: Theodoros Blue Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha Theme song:"Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    1h 2m
  7. S.3 Ep.5 Boner Boy (Kent Hunter)

    12/16/2024

    S.3 Ep.5 Boner Boy (Kent Hunter)

    This week Boner Boy teaches Tooty Shooty and Cotton Mouth about the power of growing and showing, dads dick pills, what it’s like being a big dong country mouse in the big PP city, how to become a Registered Sex Hero, the secrets behind penis durability, and he shows us c**k tricks! And also he pushes his limits and invents the Dick Jizzcuzzi! Plus! Hear about Tooty and Cottonmouths trip to Dr. Urine’s Piss Dungeon!  And even more! They scuffled with Snake Assassins!  Yet still more! Check out Don Kramers new music video here: https://youtu.be/XozWA3FFoaI?si=2I0jYI1Selrz3ORZ And also, write in for hero advice!  Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com Boner Boy: Kent Hunter  IG: @kenthuntercomedy Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino Insta: @connorcorsentino Tooty Shooty: Theodoros Blue Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha Theme song:"Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Montage Music by AudioCoffee:  https://www.audiocoffee.net/Upbeat Country Blues (loop ver.1) Upbeat Country Blues (loop ver.2)

    1h 5m
  8. S.3 Ep. 4 Dr. Urine (Eoghan Gallivan)

    09/05/2024

    S.3 Ep. 4 Dr. Urine (Eoghan Gallivan)

    This week Tooty Shooty and Cottonmouth talk all things pee with Dr. Urine. Get your bed pans ready! This episode is as piss soaked as young Dr. Urines pants. Dr. Urine goes beyond the piss and teaches us about urology, the dangers of pee back ups, how to turn your shame into strength, charming yet slutty uncles, why the WNBA is so slippery, and some guy he has locked in his basement! Plus! Also! Dr. Urine and Tooty Shooty bond over harnessing our dirty holes! And! Plus! More! As well! Cottonmouth relates because he is a freak! Also! Even more than you thought! Tooty Shooty does volunteer work and Cottonmouth is shedding...like a lot! Dr. Urine: Eoghan Gallivan Insta: @tribalsleeve Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino Insta: @connorcorsentino Tooty Shooty the Fartist Formally known as the Anussent Bystander Assister: Theodoros Blue Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha Theme song:"Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    1h 7m
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Recorded live in the top of the Pacific Protector’s Tower The golden superhero, the Gas Lighter is joined by his co-host Fissure a powerful villain with hero potential who recently emerged from a bone cocoon. Every week we interview our favorite superheroes and villains to learn about their powers, origin story and what in the heck is going on in their lives.

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  • Creator
    Theodoros Blue
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Theodoros Blue
  • Show Website
    Not My Favorite Hero