Two Drunks and a Toddler

Holden Childress, Ryan Foster, Alyce Wilson

Three friends. Two are drunk. One is sober. What could go wrong?

  1. 02/20/2022

    You Weren't Supposed to Hear This

    Throughout the first season of Two Drunks and a Toddler, Holden would often hit record without telling anyone, resulting in some hilarious outtakes. A Random Text-to-Speech Voice (previously featured in S1E6) guest hosts this special bonus episode as we share some bits you never got to hear and close the book on your mom's favorite podcast. Long live Marmaduke. Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    You Weren't Supposed to Hear This

  2. 10/01/2021

    We're a Bunch of Assholes!

    Your favorite podcast is back with a brand new season! In our season 2 premiere, we talk about what we did over the summer, find out who's an a*****e, and try to sell you some special TD&T merch! Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    We're a Bunch of Assholes!

  3. 04/11/2021

    A Look Back: The Season One Finale

    We've made it to episode ten, and we're calling it quits... until next season. On our season one finale, we're looking back at our favorite moments from the show so far, as well as answering questions from our listeners. Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    A Look Back: The Season One Finale

  4. 04/04/2021

    F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 2 of 2)

    Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners. Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way. Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot

    F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 2 of 2)

  5. 04/04/2021

    F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 1 of 2)

    Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners. Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way. Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot

    F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 1 of 2)

  6. 03/28/2021

    Fan Fiction with Holden x Ryan x Alyce x Y/N (EXPLICIT)

    WARNING: this episode contains sexually explicit material and is intended for mature audiences only. For our eighth episode, Ryan suggested something horrible: reading Wattpad fan fiction. Thanks Ryan! Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" by Panic! At the Disco We do not claim ownership of this track. "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" is property of WMG/Fueled by Ramen/Atlantic Records.

    Fan Fiction with Holden x Ryan x Alyce x Y/N (EXPLICIT)

  7. 03/14/2021

    A Netflix Original Slime Tutorial: THE PROM

    Wear something nice and get those nails done, because you're our date to The Prom! On episode seven, we watch Ryan Murphy's film adaptation of the Tony-nominated Broadway musical and give our thoughts afterwards (Spoiler Alert: we talk way too much about Andrew Rannells). Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    A Netflix Original Slime Tutorial: THE PROM

  8. 03/08/2021

    Gooses Don't Milk: A Drunk Timeline of The Princess Bride

    On episode six, we watch the classic 1987 film The Princess Bride. But first, we try our best to piece together the plot from memory. Find us on social media: @twodrunkspod Music featured in the episode: "Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Gooses Don't Milk: A Drunk Timeline of The Princess Bride
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Three friends. Two are drunk. One is sober. What could go wrong?

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  • Creator
    Holden Childress, Ryan Foster, Alyce Wilson
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Two Drunks and a Toddler
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