All Vets Are Off

Dr. Djinn & Dr. Samhain

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Veterinary Medicine as seen through the eyes of Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn, two almost-board-certified general practitioners with a lot to say. Warning: includes satire, foul language, and some views that may differ from your own. Listener discretion advised.

07/31/2022

Rage Against The Medicine

RANTING with a side of RANTING... and just a bit more RANTING. Topics included in today's episode: Veterinarians being thrown under the bus Empiric antibiotic usage and culture/sensitivity Giving cancer to everything Sticking it to some snooty alphabet soup people Stress dreams Chemo buddies and MORE! WE HAVE PATREON! Please support your favorite ranting veterinarians :) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AllVetsAreOff Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
06/13/2022

We Do Anal... Glands

That's right folks, we do anal gland removals! An entire episode dedicated to butt stuff. Did we mention we talk about butts? If buttock-related surgeries give you the heebie-jeebies, seek cover no longer! Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
05/26/2022

We Asked The Board Specialists

Faced with difficult questions in the veterinary world, Drs. Djinn and Samhain must swallow their pride and call the experts for help. Will this be the end of their boarded snobbery? Disclaimer: Audio glitches due to unforeseen interference. Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
04/25/2022

No Pain, All Gain

Some people say, "pain is weakness leaving the body". But pain sucks! While we can't get rid of pain altogether, we can do our best to minimize it. Here's Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain's analgesia protocols for small animal surgical procedures! Content warning: Some views may differ from your own. Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
03/28/2022

Clients Asked WHAT?!

We asked, you DELIVERED! On Twitter, we posed the question: "What's the worst veterinary medical question you've EVER been asked?!" And you all knocked it out of the park! We try our best to "answer" your worst client questions. If you need a break from reality, this is the episode for you! (If you came here for veterinary informational content... Hi! Welcome! Maybe pick a more serious episode first) Guess the follow-up future episode... win a sticker! Write us: Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
02/28/2022

No Tears Left To Cry

Does a bulldog with mucoid ocular discharge send you running in terror? What about a dog with absolutely no tears at all? Horrifying, right? Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn tackle everything you would EVER want to know about dry eye disease and keratoconjunctivitis sicca! You asked, we delivered! One of our longest episodes to date... because we really like talking about ophthalmology. Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
02/13/2022

Nice Means Nothing

Veterinary medicine has been going through it lately. Clients have been terrible to all of us. Even the nice ones... will eventually stab you in the back. Oh, and don't forget to do your government issued wellness modules! Those will surely help you feel better. TW: Rant Episode. Two veterinarians yelling about clients and stupid emails... Guardian article: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/30/vets-want-to-help-your-pet-and-you-but-death-threats-arent-good-for-anyones-health Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com
01/26/2022

Pop Your Cherry Eye

Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain are back on their ophthalmology BS! Learn how to repair a cherry eye, and why (dear goodness gracious) we don't remove them. Twitter rant-inspired episode. We officially have merch!!! Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: Allvetsareoff@gmail.com

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Veterinary Medicine as seen through the eyes of Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn, two almost-board-certified general practitioners with a lot to say. Warning: includes satire, foul language, and some views that may differ from your own. Listener discretion advised.

Creator

Dr. Djinn & Dr. Samhain
Years Active

2021 - 2022
Episodes

26
Rating

Explicit
Show Website

All Vets Are Off