Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Remember to rate us on iTunes!   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​​ ​

  1. 16h ago

    Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits. Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos. A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet. Timestamps 00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy 01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama 03:06 The Infamous LA Story 05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today 06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained 11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder 11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital 15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis 18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea 19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas 20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian 21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture 24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older 25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media 26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content 28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything 31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All 38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan 39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life 42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy 45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting 50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans 55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media 01:00:00 Final Thoughts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 1m

  2. May 27

    Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos. Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus 01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP” 01:26 The viral stoop debate 03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments 05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams 07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk 10:04 Kareem’s new cab show 11:14 New Jersey transplant debate 15:00 Getting recognized in public 15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night 16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story 19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe? 21:09 BlueChew ad 22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story 23:23 Is Chris conservative? 24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy 27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal 32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises 36:03 Apple Store mission 36:27 Mud Water ad 38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in 39:01 Chris wants to dunk again 40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris 43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block 44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store 45:55 Gyro vs. euro 46:13 Chris gets misidentified 47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo 48:39 Peptides and street chaos 50:03 Chris as the nice jock 51:18 Food, culture and NYC 01:01:00 Italian-American identity 01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line 01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast 01:08:57 The cat joins the show 01:11:18 Advice for young comedians 01:15:50 Trunk Takes? 01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food 01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com MUDWTER Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code chaos at https://mudwtr.com/chaos! #mudwtrpod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 22m

  3. May 20

    Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 1m

  4. May 13

    Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups. PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe. #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side 02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos 04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan 05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment 09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies 10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt 12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works 15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits 16:05 BlueChew Ad Read 17:15 FÜM Ad Read 18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories 20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy 22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma 23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public 25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game 27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment 29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear 30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus 32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary 33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla 37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates 38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion 43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet 46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories 50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Fum Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 8m

  5. May 6

    Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes. They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday. This episode is absolute NYC chaos. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #NYCComedy Timestamps 00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins 02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story 05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works 08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs 11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams 12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class 15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones 19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again 22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited 24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning 26:00 BlueChew ad chaos 27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy 29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes 31:00 Is New York actually getting worse? 32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story 35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story 38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity 39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities 40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish 42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m

  6. Apr 29

    Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    57 min

  7. Apr 25

    New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City. This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits. We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe. It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Podcast in a Minivan 00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else 00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting 00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories 00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens 00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant 00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue 00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens 00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk 00:16 Real Marriage Advice 00:18 Family Life & Relationships 00:20 BlueChew Ad Read 00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong 00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    27 min

  8. Apr 15

    Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life. The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy. Timestamps 00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline 01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk 04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy 05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help 06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories 08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time 11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins 11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools 16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane 20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving 25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago 27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy 29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire? 33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise 37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode 41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity 46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan 48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom? 53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos 58:28 Who should Chrissy call next? 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 4m
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Remember to rate us on iTunes!   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​​ ​

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