The Chris Michaels Show

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I'm irreverent, witty, and a lovable fuzzball. I give you cutting edge commentary, sprinkled with common sense, on why humans come first and your politics comes second.

  1. 5h ago

    Negotiating Escalations with Iran

    We are on the brink of full-scale war for a foreign country. The Apache helicopter “incident,” Trump’s retaliation, Iran’s counterstrike, and the endless cycle of “we must respond” is exactly what the Israeli-first crowd wants. Meanwhile the Trump administration pretends “negotiations are ongoing” to calm the markets — total nonsense. Iran isn’t budging until it gets back the money the U.S. stole since the 1970s, and Lebanon & Gaza are non-negotiable. The Straits of Hormuz will never be a free lane again — tolls (disguised as “environmental fees”) are coming. Chris drops the receipts: Iran’s latest strikes on northern Israel were highly successful. U.S. and Israeli air defenses are stopping only 5% of Iranian missiles and drones. Ninety-five percent get through. That’s buyer’s remorse for every country that bought American tech. Iran already flipped the weather-warfare script after destroying the radar sites. Trump keeps posting that Iran’s military is a “complete mess.” ran’s real power is missiles, drones, patrol boats packed with torpedoes and undersea drones — classic asymmetrical warfare. The mountain bunkers are still operational. They cleared the rubble and kept building. Raw, no-guests Wednesday fire exposing the paymasters, the staged escalation, and why underestimating Iran is going to get Americans killed for a country that isn’t even a signed ally.

    26 min

  2. 22h ago

    Apache Crash Allows "Retaliation" and Radio Zilches

    Chris opens with his roots in radio — the very place he cut his teeth — then goes nuclear on the two schmucks who replaced Rush Limbaugh: Buck Sexton and Clay Travis. He calls them exactly what they are — monotone, talentless, bought-and-paid-for toadies who can’t broadcast, can’t entertain, and exist only to push endless agendas, even when it directly contradicts Trump’s America First agenda. From Clay’s endless tiresome monologues to Buck’s funeral-dirge delivery, Chris exposes how “conservative” talk radio is completely staged, funded by the lobbyists. Netanyahu is furious Trump is freezing Israel out of Iran negotiations… and suddenly an Apache helicopter gets “shot down” over the Strait of Hormuz? Chris breaks down the timeline, the ridiculous logistics, and why this stinks of a false flag designed to drag America back into another war.

    26 min

  3. 2d ago

    Special Guest: Tim Thomas

    Special Guest Night! Chris is joined by Tim Thomas — former Australian Special Forces operator, founder of Breathwork in Bed, and a dyslexic who sees patterns everyone else misses. After years of grinding through Afghanistan, family, struggles, and more, Tim hit rock-bottom fatigue in the dirt. What he discovered there changed everything: energy is like money — how you invest it determines what you get back. With zero coaching, he invented a simple breathwork visualization that turned “two cents” of energy into two dollars… then twenty. Energy up = awareness up. Thoughts shifted from “me and my trouble” to “I’ve got a team around me.” He dropped the ego (creating what he calls the “ego bridge”), made coffee for his alpha platoon mates, and watched tension melt, shoulders relax, and fighting stop — all from one conscious breath. Servanthood, not servitude. Abundance over obligation. Tim explains how this pattern recognition and breath practice pulled him out of PTSD and now helps veterans and civilians reclaim their energy, awareness, and connection. Raw, practical, life-changing wisdom from a warrior who turned rock-bottom into a repeatable system.

    58 min

  4. 2d ago

    Disclosure Day and the NDAA

    Chris proves himself right again: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump dropped $1.4 billion on a former Cold War Soviet island in Albania packed with 3,600 nuclear bunkers and a submarine base. Protests erupt, anti-corruption probes open — but the deal is done. Chris calls it exactly what it is: a hyper-elite bug-out shelter for the coming pole shift and 2030s global cooling (not warming). Chemtrails blocking the sun, eugenics playbook, mini ice age — everything you’re seeing is preparation.Then Spielberg is out peddling Disclosure Day: aliens are our “gods,” and the film is specifically designed to make Christians second-guess their faith. Chris connects the dots — another front in the war on traditional Christianity.Finally, Danny Sheehan drops bombs on Portal to Ascension: UFOs literally fried the brains of elite fighter pilots; psi children were recruited without parental knowledge to a Northrop Grumman black-site school for compartmentalized tech programs. Ties straight to Dr. Joseph Farrell’s work. Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just Chris exposing elite prep, disclosure psyops, and suppressed tech.

    31 min

  5. 5d ago

    UFO Thursday: Wilhelm Reich Dims the Stars

    The Chief Exorcist of the Archdiocese of Washington (Monsignor Stephen Rossetti — recently ostracized by the Vatican) drops the bomb: demons are disguising themselves as aliens, orbs, and UFOs. They break into the physical world as shadow men, globes of light, possessed houses, beast-like creatures, and even direct manifestations of evil hands. A gifted seer looked at a UFO photo and instantly called it a demon. Chris ties it straight to coming “disclosure”: the powers-that-be know religious populations (Islam, Judaism, Christianity) won’t buy little green men, but demons fit perfectly. They’re feathering the nest. Then the vintage bombshell: a 1968 UFO book from an antique store proves the narrative hasn’t changed in 70 years — only the mythology gets updated for new generations. Chris dives deep into Wilhelm Reich who discovered Orgone (orgasmic/life-force energy) and its dark twin Dor. Reich built cloud busters and could literally withdraw cosmic energy from “stars,” making them waver and fade out. He concluded they weren’t stars at all — they were space machines. Reich hesitated to repeat the experiment, fearing he’d spark an interplanetary war. Chris connects it to the biblical firmament: stars placed in the dome, not millions of light-years away. Planets = “small planes” on different frequencies and resonances — all on the same larger plane. Is Earth far bigger than we’re told?

    17 min

  6. 6d ago

    The Attack on the 1st Amendment and Wilhelm Reich

    Wednesday monologue drops hard. Chris kicks off teasing Book Report Thursday with a vintage UFO book from an antique store — the narrative hasn’t changed in 70 years, but the forgotten bombshells have. Enter Wilhelm Reich: the man who discovered Orgone (orgasmic/life-force energy that hits like lightning on your skin) and its dark twin, Dor. Was Reich able to literally turn stars on and off? The establishment response? Ostracism, betrayal by his own foundation, and a full-on 1950s federal book-burning campaign to bury the tech forever.Chris shouts out Brooklyn’s Andrew Salter — architectural designer, woodworking genius, and rare voice of critical thought in the borough . Then the red pills stack: what happens in Europe always bleed into the U.S. within five years, creating coordinated global policy. The latest assault on the First Amendment? Europe hides it under “anti-Islam/immigrant” rhetoric; the U.S. uses “anti-Semitic” rhetoric. Same outcome — silence independent voices like Chris so you can’t think outside the narrative. Finally, BlackRock CEO Larry Fink openly admits: ordinary people’s savings accounts and pension funds will be forcibly “bailed in” to build AI data centers and power grids. This isn’t government — it’s banks using policy to steal your money for their AI future. Fractional reserve banking was always the scam; now they’re just making it official.

    27 min

  7. Jun 3

    Fire Island Month is Here

    Chris Michaels wastes zero time tearing into Pride Month with his signature no-BS sarcasm. Same-sex celebrations, gender fluidity, Brooklyn’s mermaid parade, and the annual Long Island “Invasion” on Fire Island: ferries overloaded with the full rainbow spectrum turning the sandbar into a weekend freak parade. Chris shares a hilarious personal story from his “gilded youth”: off-season stay on Fire Island, walking the empty boardwalks, and run-in with a leather-vest-wearing “bear." “Not one of my more confident moments.” Then the real esoteric red pill: As a Reiki master, Chris breaks down the ever-expanding Pride flag (now 12–20+ variations). It’s a six-stripe rainbow… but inverted, missing key colors, and starting with red at the top instead of following the natural chakra order (root red → crown violet/white). He maps every stripe against the human energy system and asks: is this subconscious energetic manipulation designed to throw off your root-to-crown alignment?

    30 min

  8. Jun 2

    H-1Bejesus - Are we looking at an abuse of policy that destroys Americans?

    Chris Michaels kicks off Monday with his signature no-BS fire. Germany? Once the land of Bismarck and the Kaiser, now utterly cuckolded into oblivion — still dreaming of shaking off the NATO yoke but a full decade away from any real military capability. Forget the war-footing hysteria.Then the real gut-punch: A Catholic school in North Rhine-Westphalia hands 13-to-15-year-olds the class assignment of modernizing a brothel — complete with services, target groups, advertising, and the exact “skills” workers need to make it “sexually inclusive for every lifestyle and preference.” In a religious pilgrimage town. Chris unloads: This isn’t education. It’s the deliberate evisceration of Western culture, the erosion of parental rights, and the grooming of a Sodom & Gomorrah society where the state becomes the ultimate guardian of your kids.He ties it straight to the “mature minor” agenda, where children can make life-altering medical decisions behind parents’ backs — and the bill still lands on mom and dad.Closer to home, Chris reports on Long Island open houses overrun by Indian buyers and a Texas realtor allegedly moving 1,700 homes exclusively to Indian and H-1B clients while promoting ethnicity-specific communities. Housing prices, skyrocketing taxes, and demographic shifts — raw and unfiltered.Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just the uncomfortable truths the mainstream won’t touch.

    28 min
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I'm irreverent, witty, and a lovable fuzzball. I give you cutting edge commentary, sprinkled with common sense, on why humans come first and your politics comes second.

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    Chris Michaels
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
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